Tribualtion to Start in December of 2016!

Well folks. the writing is on the wall.  God's one and ONLY unemployed true prophet has declared that the Tribulation is to start in December of 2016.  You have one more year to party and get you act together.

Armstrongite false prophets have had a field day over the decades mocking the various false prophets of the world around them, yet they fail to look at themselves as part of that sick equation.  Because they are all Church of God members they seem to feel that they are incapable of making a false prophecy. When they do, they declare that the church was not ready and that their god has delayed things.  They are never wrong, but their god seems to be incapable of making his mind up.

Every single Church of God leader who has made a prediction over the last 80 some years has been proven to be a liar and false prophet.  This includes HWA, GTA, Meredith, Flurry, Pack, Gilbreath, Malm, Thiel, Dankenbring, Waterhouse, Blackwell, Hoeh, et al.  Not once has any of these deceived little men ever said anything that had any truth to it.

Today on the Chief Pharisee and wanna-be prophet's blog James Malm had this:

An acolyte writes:

Depending upon when the 3 1/2 years began, there could actually be 2 intercalated months or 60 days and if you add the 15 days from Aviv 1 to the 1st day of U B, that would make up the extra 75 days needed for the 1335 days.

The Chief Pharisees and false prophet responds:

Sorry for the delay in posting. I decided to do the counting from the projected Feast days and check this out as to whether there is a potential for 2015 or 2016.

I am counting back 1,290 days from the sixth day of ULB in 2019 and 2020 as the resurrection date, to set the beginning; and then counting forward to the 1,335 days to see how close they are to Pentecost for the pouring out of God’s spirit.

2015 Abomination set up on Oct 14 + 1,335 days lands directly on Pentecost 2019. This seems a non starter since the kingdom and the pouring out of the spirit will be AFTER the 1,335 days.

2016 Abomination set up on 2 Oct + 1,335 days lands on Friday May 29, with Pentecost coming AFTER the 1,335 days; on that Sunday May 31.

Note: This assumes that the projected high days are correct, and that my calculation is correct. This could be either year, but the most likely year seems 2016 to set up the abomination in Oct and begin the tribulation in December. 

This is only a very strong indicator [along with the signs of the times] since the projected High Days might be off by a day, or my calculations might be off by a day or so.
 
We should take this a year at a time and be ready for 2015, yet not be disappointed if we have another year to warn the brethren!

Nevertheless any one of us could die tonight; we should always be ready! James

In the meantime the Chief Pharisee is expecting donations to keep pouring in so he can remain unemployed.  By living off contributions of the gullible he does not have to do physical work.  This allows him time to sit and write endlessly his version on how he thinks scripture should be interpreted.

Dave Pack Announces No One On Earth Has A Message Greater Than His

I finally decided to watch some of Dave Pack's 2015 Feast video.  It is the usual claptrap of damnation, destruction and death with a sprinkling of the kingdom of God thrown in.

Pack has always attempted to portray himself as the most sophisticated and most education human to ever grace the portals of the Church of God.  No splinter group leader has ever done as much as he has or been as righteous as Dave.

Around the 8:10 minute mark of the film Dave makes the following statements: 

"...I want to talk about the good news of the coming kingdom of God...and...I want to talk about mass sin and mass worldwide punishment. We've got the best news the world has ever heard and I have the worst news.  Ive got the very best things anyone could ever announce and I've got absolutely the dead bang worst.  There's no way ANYBODY exceeds what I have to say and we as a work have to say, either one of those." 

So there you have it.  No one on this entire planet has anything to say that is better than what comes forth out of Dave's mouth.  No one is more intelligent or godly than he.

One of his minions also makes the claim that the infrastructure of the campus is the most advanced that anyone has ever seen.  No one has better technology than Dave and crew. Meredith, Thiel and Flurry are whimpering in the corners of their offices at their utmost failure.

You can watch the video here:  Behind the Work 2015 -- 'A Glimpse of the Millennium'

Be forwarded....barf bags are necessary.