Thursday, June 21, 2012

Ron Weinland: Bikini Hater



I had to laugh at a commenter on Mike's blog today that uses the name 'Budgie Smuggler".  He had this to say when asked what the meaning was:

Budgie Smuggers ( Australian slang ) for speedo sports swiming trunks, for which I am known for wearing around my home, and at the beach etc:, some time ago Ron banned the wearing of such garments, as well as the bikini ?  yeap , go figure ? ….. when I read this I thought it appropriate for this forum, as a kind of personal protest at this mans stupidity…… what I’m supposed to walk around naked ?

Meredith seemed to have an issue with them too.  Probably still does.  I remember when he went into a fit of rage when the music department in Pasadena, under direction of the Long's, did a ballet in the Auditorium.  Meredith start spitting and foaming that he could tell who was circumcised and who wasn't.

Sex always seems to be at the forefront with so many of these upper-class COG ministurds for some reason.   It was always the American preachers that were having fits about these things.  Their cultural norms were expected to be exported around the world. Dark wool suits with dress shirt and tie were the norm in may  tropical countries for decades until someone used their brain and asked "why?"

8 comments:

Que said...

The name is actually 'Budgie Smuggler' with an 'L'. Meaning that you appear to smuggle a budgie in your swimming shorts. You might have heard of Speedo - the company that is famous for making that style of swimwear. (PS. the term is also popular in New Zealand.)

Assistant Deacon said...

"...who was circumcised and who wasn't."

That would be funny if it weren't so sad. Come to think of it, it's funny, anyway.

Good old Rod....

NO2HWA said...

Thanks Que. I corrected it.

Douglas Becker said...

Perhaps Ronald Weinland is like Roderick Meredith who claims he never committed any major sin since he was baptized.

"Major Sin" means not being some sort of sex pervert, being a REAL Man, with absolutely no interest of sex... outside marriage.

"Major Sin" does not include being a false prophet, nor does it mean being a convicted felon for Income Tax evasion.

Isn't it wonderful that Armstrongists have such perfect men to follow?

Anonymous said...

I think the last time Ron noticed a bulge in someone's pants was when Laura tried to hide some of her jewels.

However, Bubba may notice the "jewels bulging" in Ron's shorts, rather shortly.

Anonymous said...

"Meredith...could tell who was circumcised and who wasn't"

So is that why he wears those spectacles? They're really x-ray vision glasses to see people naked!!!

Anonymous said...

Not to see people naked. To see men naked!

Anonymous said...

Spanky seems to have a deep fascination with men.....