Thursday, March 6, 2014

E. W. King Follower Says: "God is truly talking through his last day 'ass'"



Sorry for all of the King posts lately but these people are absolutely bonkers!  One of his acolytes actually calls him a talking ass!

This is exactly why I have this byline at the top of my blog:



Nothing you read here is made up! Every crazy, weird and wacky quote is straight from the pens of Armstrongite leaders or members who think they possess some insight into God and the Bible. What you read here is the up to date face of Herbert W Armstrong's legacy. It's the gritty and dirty behind the scenes look at Armstrongism as you have never seen it before
 
The acolyte writes:

I think that it is soooo amazing that the heretics and people attacking Mr. King’s tachings have nothing better to do. It seems that they do not have a real job and probably get governement aid. They sit around and spend all their time writing bad things about Christians in the Worldwide Church of God. They must be misirable people. One person called Eric [God's 7th messnger] an “ass”. This is funny, in the Old Testament God spoke through the mouth of an ass. Also, this same person said of Eric in one of his recent attack articles: “God’s mightiest man on earth.” So what this means is, God is truly talking through his last day “ass” through “God’s mightiest man on earth” to the poor lost COGSR hater. Wow! What a revelation!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I say keep posting this stuff. This shows these Armstrongites to be just as crazy as we imagined.

(minushorny)old EXPCGhag said...

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Byker Bob said...

Yet another profile emerges, that of EW King's followers. This is validation of the law of supply and demand. If there were no such person as Eric King, these people would invent him. Clearly, they crave an outspoken person to follow!

BB

Head Usher said...

You've got to be pretty far out there to become an apologist for the flat-out crazy-talk of E.W.

How many Armstrongists also listen to Coast-to-Coast or participate at the Above-Top-Secret BBS? I'm starting to wonder if it isn't more than I would have previously guessed. This intersection of different crazies contains the only ones I would think would even be vulnerable to E.W.'s schtick.

If some guy says he's "God's 7th Messenger," which is more likely ... that he's talking out of his ass (my vote), OR that he really is the 7th (who were the first 6?) "messenger" (consider the message folks...) of some celestial deity (the likelihood of whose existence is...) and that this deity also created space aliens (consider the message...)? Who even says, "I don't know, I'll need to think about it"? A crazy person, that's who.

Some people could really benefit from a course in Bayesian inference.

Black Ops Mikey said...

Daft kooks.

Corky said...

"God" always talks through men, therein lies the problem. You only have men's word for it...and we know how truthful and honest men are, right?

Some people figure it out, some don't.

Anonymous said...

These preacher types always make an asss of themselves. If only their members could see it, instead of worshipping evil men like HWA, GTA, Flurry, Pack etc.
instead of God.

Anonymous said...

I am still not convinced that this guy has _any_ followers. I think he might be making up the letters/comments from his alleged followers.