Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Are Gays Causing Northeast's Snow Storms? God's Only TRUE Endtime Work Thinks So



The absolute stupidity of these buffons entrenched in Armstrongism continues on unabated.  Now Bob Thiel makes claims that the snow that is blanketing the North/northeast might be a punishment from his eternally pissed off god.

Snowfall totals are breaking records in the northeastern portion of the USA

God controls the weather and sometimes provides extreme weather for correction. And that includes snowy weather. Notice the following:
5 God thunders marvelously with His voice; He does great things which we cannot comprehend. 6 For He says to the snow, ‘Fall on the earth’;… 9 From the chamber of the south comes the whirlwind, And cold from the scattering winds of the north.  10 By the breath of God ice is given, And the broad waters are frozen.  11 Also with moisture He saturates the thick clouds; He scatters His bright clouds. 12 And they swirl about, being turned by His guidance, That they may do whatever He commands them On the face of the whole earth.  13 He causes it to come, Whether for correction, Or for His land, Or for mercy. (Job 37:5-6, 9-13)
22 “Have you entered the treasury of snow, Or have you seen the treasury of hail, 23 Which I have reserved for the time of trouble, For the day of battle and war?  (Job 38:22-23)
The Bible repeatedly warns, especially in the Hebrew scriptures, that various sins will result in destructive weather.  Weather is not as random as most seem to want to believe.

Back in 2009, in a book, I mentioned the following was about to happen:

Considering all of the natural disasters such as earthquakes, floods, food shortages, and economic problems in the past few years, perhaps this would be a good time to explain that the Bible shows that these problems were expected to occur prior to the great tribulation. Those outside the Bible have sometimes referred to a time such as this as a time of transition or chaos. …
There will be a generation that will experience end-time events, beginning with “sorrows,” including the Great Tribulation, heavenly signs, and finally the return of Jesus Christ (Matthew 24:5-34). …
Mark recorded the same account of this time from his perspective:
3 Now as He sat on the Mount of Olives opposite the temple, Peter, James, John, and Andrew asked Him privately, 4 “Tell us, when will these things be? And what will be the sign when all these things will be fulfilled?” 5 And Jesus, answering them, began to say: “Take heed that no one deceives you. 6 For many will come in My name, saying, ‘I am He,’ and will deceive many. 7 But when you hear of wars and rumors of wars, do not be troubled; for such things must happen, but the end is not yet. 8 For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. And there will be earthquakes in various places, and there will be famines and troubles. These are the beginnings of sorrows. 9 But watch out for yourselves, for they will deliver you up to councils, and you will be beaten in the synagogues. You will be brought before rulers and kings for My sake, for a testimony to them. 10 And the gospel must first be preached to all the nations. 11 But when they arrest you and deliver you up, do not worry beforehand, or premeditate what you will speak. But whatever is given you in that hour, speak that; for it is not you who speak, but the Holy Spirit…” (Mark 13:3–11).
Thus, in both Matthew and Mark it is clear that a time called “the beginning of sorrows” precedes the Great Tribulation.
Notice that in Mark’s account he uses the term troubles. Troubles would seem to include economic and political problems, in addition to those specifically mentioned, such as wars, famines, natural disasters, and pestilences. …
Odd weather patterns result in food shortages and natural disasters. Matthew 24:7
The world is actually in a berserk transition, as the real age of peace is not yet here. It may be a period of chaos. It is the beginning of sorrows. Matthew 24:8
(Thiel B. 2012 and the Rise of the Secret Sect. Nazarene Books, 2009)
The above was published because it was consistent with Bible prophecy. We have been seeing odd weather patterns and the United Nations and others are concerned about related food shortages.
The Bible ties in practices of Sodom and Gomorrah with weather problems (e.g. Jeremiah 50:38-40).  The USA more and more is adopting the homosexual agenda (see, for one example, yesterday’s post US Supreme Court pushes homosexual marriage on Alabama).  Extreme weather should  be a wake-up call to repent.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bitter Bob's sheer ignorance in using bronze age ignorance of the natural and common meteorological phenomenon of high and low pressure systems and warm n cold fronts is breathtaking and lame. He merely repeats the biblical ignorance of the voices in his bicameral mind... No God is using weather to "try and get us to repent." We just take longer shoveling to get back to work

Anonymous said...

So, Bob's version of an omnipotent being with unlimited cosmic power wants to get people's attention and the way he comes up with is having it snow in the middle of winter?

Bob, that's an even lamer superpower than Aquaman.

Anonymous said...

It's not like snow storms haven't happened before. How does he correlate which sins to what events? Little Bobby T. sure paints with a broad brush doesn't he? It's much like picking his prophecy success...earthquakes happened!

James said...

I thought God was punishing the USA with drought? Now he punishes with useful snow fall.

The human race can't win with this wanker.

Anonymous said...

Bobby can't wait to explain prophecy comes alive this spring during tornado season in the Midwest

Anonymous said...

Then again, you should see the amount of snow that falls in remote areas where there aren't even any people around to be punished....

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

Let's remind Bitter Bob Thiel of the Blizzard of 1934 on the east coast. Internet documentation found here: http://wintercenter.homestead.com/photo1934.html

Was the blizzard of 1934 God's angry response to Herbert Armstrong's Radio Church of God weekly broadcast on tiny Oregon radio station KORE that began a month earlier in January, 1934?

Oh, that's right! According to a true Armstrongite, Satan would be blamed for any blizzard just as Satan was blamed for the hurricane that approached Jekyll Island Feast of Tabernacles while Garner Ted Armstrong was speaking in the big tent 1969.

While Bitter Bob Prophet of God is connecting this year's Northeast snow storms to gays, no one made such a connection during the blizzard of 1934. You would think Bob Thiel's God would do a better job to get his message across to mankind.

Richard

Byker Bob said...

We who have had experience with the Armstrong movement are often shocked by the significance these people assign to things like hundred year storms, or an earthquake relieving a 25 year buildup of pressure amongst tectonic plates, but just imagine how ridiculous this looks to total outsiders. I can seriously see some of Bob's youtube viewers saying, "Martha, do we really want to become like this arm flailing idiot, imagining that homosexuals cause the weather patterns?"

Big, bad boy, you are a cartoon! Should have stuck to massages and kept your mouth shut about fake prophecy! Has so much as one single Banned poster ever written even one positive comment about Thiel here? He seems to be about as popular and credible as the Jew-hater!

BB

Anonymous said...

"Snowfall totals are breaking records in the northeastern portion of the USA"

Maybe Bitter Bob thinks the theory that YHWH was an Edomite storm god has some merit? Wouldn't be the strangest thing Bitter Bob believes.

"The above was published because it was consistent with Bible prophecy"

Oh, that's right, because correlation DOES amount to causation.

"The Bible ties in practices of Sodom and Gomorrah with weather problems (e.g. Jeremiah 50:38-40). The USA more and more is adopting the homosexual agenda (see, for one example, yesterday’s post US Supreme Court pushes homosexual marriage on Alabama). Extreme weather should be a wake-up call to repent."

The stupidity of this is just c o l l o s s a l ! ! !

I'm sure this storm is directed at the supreme court. RRRR! My name is YHWH! Now you must cope with my snowflakes! Take that, supreme court justices!

Anonymous said...

The weather is not getting worse. The global warming liars who say it is have a lot to answer for.

Connie Schmidt said...

Logic lesson for Bobby...

Just because "B" follows "A" does not necessarily mean that "A" causes "B" .

Anonymous said...

Imagine how pointless your life would have to be to listen to anything Bob Thiel has to say.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh yes.... bible science.... It snows and hails because god has storehouses of those that he shovels down on us, and it rains when he opens the windows in heaven. Earthquakes are caused when god shakes the pillars the earth is resting on, wind comes from the 4 corners of the earth, the moon shines its own light to rule the night, and bats are birds!

I can see an entire sermon being given to either convince us that it is all true, or that God was not misinformed in his infallability but merely waxing poetic at mankinds expense.

Former RCG employee

Anonymous said...

It's Bitter Bob versus Aquaman!

(My fish tank is big enough to accommodate them both)

STOP BITING AQUAMAN, BITTER BOB!
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR MINISTRY SUCKS MOOSECOCK!

old EXPCG hag said...

I don't see heavy snowfall, earthquakes, unusual amounts of tornadoes and rainfall in Britain (Ephraim). If the US is Manasseh, according to the end-time Elijah(HWA),who was suppose to "restore all things" Mark 9:12,
Shouldn't Ephraim and Manasseh be suffering the same fate? They're in this whole end-time punishment together according to the end-time Elijah, HWA?

11 And they asked him, saying, Why say the scribes that Elias must first come?

12 And he answered and told them, Elias verily cometh first, and restoreth all things; and how it is written of the Son of man, that he must suffer many things, and be set at nought.

13 But I say unto you, That Elias is indeed come, and they have done unto him whatsoever they listed, as it is written of him. Mark 9:11-13 KJV

Anonymous said...

Isn't Bob punishment enough?

Byker Bob said...

I wonder what would happen if suddenly some strange letters started arriving at certain places, and from some of the people that had once been considered deeply converted.

Like, maybe,

"Dear Bob, you've really lost it! Sexually "left-handed" people causing blizzards? Get real!"

"Dear Rod, Why do you continue to demean people that Paul says are totally equal to us in every way? Pickaninnies? We're sending our tithes to a church that is less Neanderthal!"

"Dear Dave, Indiividual Christians learn Kingdom skills from exercising dominion over the blessings that God gives each of us. We've found a church that "restored" the proper relationship of God and Christian family finances by respecting this, and not grabbing and thwarting all of the blessings to use in ego projects and the invisible work that you constantly brag about."

"Dear EW King, Bear Owsley died years ago. Whatever you are using as hallucinogens is not providing any sort of what we would call enlightenment."

Reality calls can be painful, if properly absorbed.

BB

Sweetblood777 said...

Shouldn't Ephraim and Manasseh be suffering the same fate? They're in this whole end-time punishment together according to the end-time Elijah, HWA?

The facts are that both Ephraim and Manasseh are having very bad weather this winter.

As one who believes the bible and the bible does state that the weather is controlled by Yahweh, I for one, believes that this very bad weather is due to judgement.

Now I know that many here no longer believe, but some do, and this type of talk makes me wonder if an actual hatred of God, lies under some comments, while publicly being against Armstrongism.

Black Ops Mikey said...

There are few things more beautiful than newly fallen snow.

Maybe God is blessing the people to make it beautiful for the gay winter weddings!

Anonymous said...

"Now I know that many here no longer believe, but some do, and this type of talk makes me wonder if an actual hatred of God, lies under some comments, while publicly being against Armstrongism."

I no longer believe. I find it foolish and absurd.

Aside from the part covered above, I am also publicly against Armstrongism. I find it abusive.

Two related items which I personally disagree with for different reasons.

Does this mean I "hate" yahweh?

Do you "hate" Thor?

Anonymous said...

Dont sweat it, 8:22. Sweetblood reaches that level of silliness at fairly regular intervals. Its kind of like the kid who sticks crayons up his butt in class and years later pretends it was in fact a grand social protest gesture.

old EXPCG hag said...

Blogger Sweetblood777 said...

Shouldn't Ephraim and Manasseh be suffering the same fate? They're in this whole end-time punishment together according to the end-time Elijah, HWA?

The facts are that both Ephraim and Manasseh are having very bad weather this winter.

As one who believes the bible and the bible does state that the weather is controlled by Yahweh, I for one, believes that this very bad weather is due to judgement.

Now I know that many here no longer believe, but some do, and this type of talk makes me wonder if an actual hatred of God, lies under some comments, while publicly being against Armstrongism.

February 11, 2015 at 6:50 AM

Wow, Sweetie got "hatred of God" out of that?

...the facts are...seriously?

Drawing your own conclusion to what a person believes and thinks is reserved for God. Do YOU REALLY believe God and what He says??

Anonymous said...

I thought the snow was God's punishment for Bob's gay bromance with the Baron!

Anonymous said...

"As one who believes the bible and the bible does state that the weather is controlled by Yahweh, I for one, believes that this very bad weather is due to judgement."

I'm not sure I would have ever gone quite as far as to state something like this in quite such unequivocal terms. But looking back on it, it's kind of hard for me to believe that I ever was taken in by this now incredibly stupid sounding yahweh mythology. But I did once call myself a Christian.

Bad weather is due to judgment. LOL

Anonymous said...

Sweetblood sweetie...the bible says a lot of out of date and untrue things. No YHVH..a local cultic deity controls the weather any more than Baal the storm god does