Ever since Ron Weinland was imprisoned for using tithe money for his own family's use, he has been plagued by countless nightmares causing him to write them down as spiritual revelations from his impotent god.
Once Weinland knew his fate was sealed and would have to serve a biblical 3 1/2 years in prison, he had to appoint his wife as his immediate successor. She became the 2nd of the end time two witnesses, received the power to ordain, and continued to spend church money on herself, her money-laundering daughter Audra and BMW loving Jeremy. The church is now paying to fly Laura and Audra around the world where they preach the appalling doctrines of imprisoned felon Ron Weinland.
Witless Witness Laura recently released a chart detailing the end-times according to her own nightmare and those of her imprisoned husband.
Laura is now such a masterpiece of creation that her birthday now surpasses anything that ever happened on the day Jesus was born. Laura's birthday falls on the day Weinland is released from prison and is now a direct sign from god as to how significant she is.
Here is a clip from the chart that the Wienland's recently sent out, The entire chart is here.