Saturday, May 19, 2018

Oh Noes! Two Sabbath's In A Row! What's A Church Member To Do?



Since tomorrow is Pentecost in most Christian churches and in most Church of God's around the world, except for those in blasphemer James Malm's cult who will be keeping it on May 27, it also presents a predicament for Church of God members who find their lives having to deal with two sabbaths in a row.  Two days without TV, or movies, or doing other fun things you might do on a regular Sunday.  For some, including children it is two days of taxing boredom.  First, being bored with sermons on Saturday by men who have recycled their sermons so many times they know them by heart, to now having to sit and listen to the same canned sermons on Pentecost.

Never fear though, God's ONLY end-time prophet and the only TRUE Church of God leader has the solution to all of that boredom:

So, you have two Sabbaths in a row and perhaps you wonder what you and/or your family should do?
Well, in addition to study, prayer, and church services, there are various quizzes and Bible games at the COGwriter website.
One is the Pentecost Quiz, developed by Michael Thiel.
A very popular one is the Who Wants to be a Biblical Millionaire? quiz, also developed by Michael Thiel.
It is an interesting game. It has over 1,000 different questions. Think of it as an entertaining way to assist your doctrinal memory.
Also, since it is the Pentecost season, perhaps you may wish to take Michael’s earlier (less sophisticated technically) Pentecost Quiz.
I believe that the quizzes and animations help reach a wider audience than just the doctrinal and news articles here.
We also have the Study the Bible Course available. 
I can solve that problem.  Read Banned! I can guarantee you will NEVER be bored like you are when listening to jazz hand's Bob!

9 comments:

Byker Bob said...

They’re getting off easy compared to the way you’re supposed to keep the sabbath on the Notth Pole!

BB

Hoss said...

And you can download the Painful Truth Deck of Shame app.
Think of it as an entertaining way to assist your abusive minister memory.

Anonymous said...

Bueller, Bueller, Bueller? Snore, snore, snore...

Connie Schmidt said...

Thiel should come out with another game that mimics his organization...

JOKERS WILD!

Anonymous said...

Thiel is now requiring his followers to watch the creation video as a sermonette today. Sick little man!

Anonymous said...

Thiel is now requiring his followers to watch the creation video as a sermonette today.

The young woman's pronunciation will terribly confuse any of Bwana Bob's African church members who are trying to learn English.

Hoss said...

Thiel is now requiring his followers to watch the creation video as a sermonette today.

To be fair to Bob, the animation was the sermonette suggestion if a PM Pentecost service was to be held. The alternative offered was to choose from the BNP YouTube channel. So, animation or jazz-hands...

exarmstrongite said...

Hopefully no one forgot their Holy Day offering.

Anonymous said...

"Oh Noes! Two Sabbath's In A Row! What's A Church Member To Do?"

you will never hear a genuine Church member complain about back to back sabbaths...