Thursday, April 25, 2024

Obedient Church of God: You Ministers Have Made Yourselves Vomit Material And Other Craziness

 


It has been some time since I have heard anything from the Obedient Church of God. They almost make Bob Thiel look normal.

There is nothing normal about this group, in fact, they are crazier than Thiel, Pack, Flurry, and Weinland combined!

Notice their calendar for April 2024 above and look at April 23. Apparently, you were supposed to eat Bread, lamb, horseradish and drink wine 10 minutes before sundown on that day. After all, the Israelites hastily left Egypt in 10 minutes and so shouldn't you!




For the next several days, you must examine "your year's dedication". All that is good if you survive the attack on the U.S. and Canada that might be happening.

The problem exists that this only works IF you start keeping these days on the CORRECT day! Only the Obedient Church of God knows teh correct day. Eat your heart out Bob Thiel! Everyone knows more than you do. Ha! Ha!


They have an absolute conniption over the International Dateline. They claim COG ministers who use the IDL to calculate make members work on the Sabbath, particularly in Australia and New Zealand.


They do go on to make a rather accurate statement about today's Church of God ministry and leaders.



That pretty much sums up the current ministry and leadership of the COG. God has vomited them out.

They have a stern warning to all disobedient Church of God ministers and leaders:



Basics To “Do”:

Christianity 101

If “YOU” want to Be a Christian

you “MUST”

walk in the footsteps of Jesus/Yeshua

To do this you “MUST” LIVE

“THE WAY”

= Live as Jesus and all the Disciples, and Paul did,

that Jesus/Yeshua set the Example of

How To Live

The following check list is of Christianity Basics of

what Jesus did

= Christian Checklist “Simplified” for you Do and Do not

1.) Do use Crescent Moons to get God’s “TIME” of Worship right, as the starting point. 

2.) Then set/start the New Year Abib 1 on the CORRECT day which is at the 1st Crescent 

3.) Count to the 15th to celebrate Passover, (not the same as The Last Supper).

4.) Have 1 minute of silence “after” you take the Bread, and after you take the Wine.

5.) Eat the Passover main meal “in Haste”= not a leisurely dinner.

6.) Eat the Passover main meal standing, with a walking stick/staff, and traveling clothes on. 

7.) Do not leave the Passover Seder until daybreak. Stay up, “Watch and Pray”.

8.) Burn any leftover food from the Passover elements, and Passover Supper.

9.) Start the Pentecost count from the 1st Holy Day inside the 7 days of Unleavened Bread. 10.) Count the 49 days +1 .

11.) Use the visible Crescent Moon to start each month.

12.) Only sight the Crescent Moon with the naked eye.

13.) Only sight the Crescent Moon from Jerusalem.

14.) Set “ALL” your Holy Day counts using only the Crescent Moon.

15.) Celebrate “ALL” the 7 Feasts of The Lord.

16.) Dwell temporarily outside your home for 7 days during The Feast of Tabernacles/Huts

17.) Recognize that there are 3 Pilgrimage Feasts per year. Go to Headquarters (if able) on Passover/Unleavened Bread, Pentecost, & Tabernacles.

18.) Know the approximate time of Christ return is 5777/2017-2018.

19.) Stand up when you sing Hymns to God.

20.) Face the North Heavens, or to Jerusalem (if possible) when singing praises to God. 21.) Wear your best clothes, shoes shined, bathed and clean undergarments before God.

The Gate/Road is Straight and Narrow, and there be “few” that find it . Mat 7:14




10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Point 18 didn't age well, and it's a surprise to find that the guy still has his website operational (but edited, of course) in 2024.

The W.A. said...

It took THREE clicks (not one) to get to the source site for explaining how most COG's are off a day on the days of U.B.

But that site indicates people should have kept the days at the end of MARCH! We're supposedly in the second month now.

How am I supposed to be "Obedient" when OCG isn't following the guidance of its own links?

And do protests on college campuses from N.Y. to L.A. count as an "attack" on the USA?

Anonymous said...

They'll just say Jesus was here during 2017-2018...and that it was another secret visit like Mormons claim Jesus made to America pre-Cristobal Colon

Tonto said...

What a HOT MESS this dudes website is! Psychedelic is an understatement!

https://1stcenturychristian.com/start.html

Free Your Mind said...

They sure know how to mark words for emphasis -- how many different ways could they find? Different colours, underlining, bold, italic, all caps -- no consistency and thus no real coherence.
What drugs are these people on?
And they do not even understand what twilight is, i.e. it is the time between sunset and the time it gets dark, not the time before sunset.

Ronco said...

"21.) Wear your best clothes, shoes shined, bathed and clean undergarments before God."

Don't forget the clean underwear- no skid marks!

Anonymous said...

I Agree Tonto. That's one messed up funky looking web site. I didn't even bother looking through it as I got lost in the maze of psychedelic confusion, so I made a U turn and got out as fast as I could.

Anonymous said...

Anyone know if any group is observing DUB sunset April 21 to sunset April 28?

Anonymous said...

well, a Messianic Jewish group near Lansing MI has unlv. bread from 3/26-4/1

not sure why differences occur

Anonymous said...

Vomiting can be a really positive thing when you are inducing it to get rid of Armstrongism!