Thursday, May 2, 2013

LCG Greatly Disturbed Over Chinese "Penis" Building




In light of the Living Church of God's recent snit-fit over obelisks that they claim people are worshiping, they will go into apoplectic fits when they see this!

Chinese Newspaper People's Daily Builds 'Giant Penis' Building; Censors Block Internet Sniggering


When it comes to office buildings, does size really matter? It just might, if China's main state-run newspaper has its way.
The People's Daily is used to breaking news, but recently it became the news after some dirty, dirty minds realized the paper's new headquarters was starting to look like, well, a giant penis.
The building, which stands 150 meters tall, is currently under construction in Beijing. Due to its rather distinctive shaft -- er, shape -- mischievous pictures of the construction zone began cropping up on China's Twitter equivalent, Sina Weibo.
More than one person pointed out that, with a little creative Photoshopping, the "Giant Penis" building fit snugly between the "legs" of the infamous China Central Television (CCTV) headquarters, sometimes referred to as the "Big Underpants" building.

Read the entire article with another video of China's new architecture.  Click on the headline above to be redirected to the Huffington Post.

E.W. King: Government Wants To Give Lobotomies To True COG Members



The prophet E. W. King writes from the mountaintop the following:



The government has been experimenting with the effects of certain drugs. Have you not seen all of the commercials regarding the drug program? Begin to count all the commercials on “new medicine”. Unfortunately, you are the rat.
Remember the original movie, “Planet of the Apes”? In that movie the ‘higher apes’, those with political control, gave lobotomies to those that were trying to share the Truth. Isn’t this what we are seeing with our own government? They want to begin to do that with those who are truly ‘spiritually awake’…the true Christians!

UCG Ambassador Bible Center Shenanigans



Silenced is reporting about a UCG ABC student who was kicked out of the "school" because she had to miss classes to take care of her father.  Lovely act of Christianity there gang! Putting the love of Jesus Christ into action I see.  Keep it up boys!

UCG’s no-frills, drama-infested Bible school selling otherwise free information has claimed another victim as its negligent ministry continues to care about all the wrong things. Notice that in the past, students have eloped, abducted classmates, had mental breakdowns, gotten into angry fights, slept around, partook in underaged drinking and been involved in many other instances of rampant “un-Christian behavior” while still being allowed to graduate from ABC.

But commenter “Deborah” reports she was expelled from ABC for the unpardonable sin of missing classes to address family crises. Note also the lack of accountability, communication, competency and honesty on the part of the ministers running this “school.”
Hi – I was recently expelled from ABC for life for too many absences. My dad was hospitalized, and then lost his job due to his illness and my husband needed my help. I missed too many classes to be able to graduate. Rather than contacting us to inquire as to what was going on, the administration made the decision to terminate my enrollment and banishment me from the school for life. I have the letter on official letterhead.
Read the rest of her story here:  More ABC Dramas