Well, good Sabbath afternoon brethren. Beautiful weather we're having here today. Thanks for moving the lamp over, and please turn off the TV. Thank you very much, and take the dog out.
Well, would you all move the coffee table and rise. Turn with me in whatever hymnal you have to Onward Armstrong Church of God, a very fitting song these days for sure, Onward Armstrong Church of God.
I said PLEASE SOMEONE TAKE THAT DOG OUT!
Ahem. *raises arms*
All together. You, please sing softly, because you can't hold a tune in a bucket. *smiles*
Here we go.
Onward, Armstrong Church of God
In hotel room doors
With the word of Herbert
Groups of three or four
Herb, their royal Master,
Word against the world,
All the other ministers,
Eyebrows strongly furled,
(Chorus)
Onward, Armstrong Church of God
Not knowing where to go
With the word of Herbert
Whimpered out the door.
Like a puny whoopee cushion (6-year old laughs)
Moves the Splinter cults
Fighting with each other
How are they adults?
They are so divided
Ripped and torn to see
Broken up and Fractured up
What a joke to see
Onward, Armstrong Church of God
Groups of three or four
With the word of Herbert
Whimpered out the door.
*THE DOG IS BARKING AT THE BACK DOOR! PLEASE LET HIM IN AND TAKE HIM TO THE KENNEL DOWNSTAIRS!!* *Ahem*....
Onward, then, ye Armstrongites;
Join our grumpy throng.
Blend with ours your voices
In the Dwighty song:
Stubble, Coals of Juniper
Through the windows leap
3 to 5 more years to go,
so says prophecy...
Onward, Armstrong Church of God
Groups of three or four
With the word of Herbert
Whimpered out the door.
BEAUTIFUL BEGINNING, BRETHREN!
Sorry about the lawnmower, today's mowing day for the neighbor.............
Now let's turn to another hymn, "No, We Never Said That, That's Not What We Meant".
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