Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Grievous Sins of Philadelphia Church of God Cause Earthquake In Edmond Oklahoma

Thanks to those fun folk at the Herbert W. Armstrong cult compound, the Edmond area has been hit by two earthquakes.  Both were centered between a half mile and a mile and half from HWA "College".

PCG writes:

At 5:07 a.m. on November 11, the United States Geological Survey (USGS) registered a 3.3-magnitude earthquake with its epicenter located about 1.5 miles southeast from the campus of Herbert W. Armstrong College. This was the second earthquake to shake the campus in less than 12 hours. At 5:25 p.m. the previous night, as students were about to head to the John Amos Field House for dinner, a 3.4-magnitude struck only a half mile from campus.

Some of the PCG faithful comment:

Here in the northwest we have also noticed the attacks from the enemy increase as we talk to brethren who have had especially difficult weeks, our conclusion is that something big must be happening at HQ. Now with the earthquakes at HQ, we will just wait the good news, and keep praying for Mr. Flurry and the rest of you. Thank you for your diligent service.
Something big is going to happen or is happening right now.
I will pray for you Mr. Flurry. God made you a brazen wall, nothing can befall you nor God’s children who follow God’s government.
Satan is so angry, he wants to get as close as he can. That’s why we have to step up our prayers.

Is God getting tired of Six Pack's antics?

Is it wrong to claim God is pissed at the PCG?

They do the exact same thing when an earthquake happens elsewhere.  They accuse the people in the area of being sinners.  Obviously there must be great sin at the PCG cult HQ.


Head Usher said...

Dave Pack must be jealous. What is Gerald saying that's making all those PCG members just rock and gyrate in their seats?

Former PCG said...

Leave it to PCG members to make more out of this than what is probably just normal or possibly caused from fracking.

They are the worst of the worst of all COG splinters!

EX PCG said...

Hey PCG about praying for the victims in the Phillipines instead of a worthless idol like Gerald Flurry.

Something BIG did happen there.

Joe Moeller said...

A 3.4 Earthquake?

For those of you who have not lived in an Earthquake area, a "FART" on the sofa causes more shaking than a tremor that tiny. Im not joking either!

Sorry for the crude analogy, but it really is true. I can't believe that the PCG gets all excited over such trivial self centered nonsense.

It usually takes an earthquake of about 5.0 to make a glass fall out of a cabinet, and about 6.0 before there is some type of minor structural damage to weaker buildings.

Realize that each "magnitude" is about 10 times larger than the previous. So a 6.0 earthquake is 10 times more powerful than a 5.0 earthquake.

The tremors at Edmond are about 1/1000th the size of a moderate 6.0 earthquake. Whoopee!

Joe Moeller
Cody, WY

Anonymous said...


DennisCDiehl said... could look up where the fault lines run through the state and ask how "the enemy" knows about them but "That Prophet" had no clue?

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Douglas Becker said...

Should have been a 9.0 and level everything, killing off the false prophets in line with God's judgments.

DennisCDiehl said...

Head Usher. In an earthquake one would sway and wobble not rock and gyrate..sheesh. Gyrating in one's seat is reserved for Dave Packstrong's most profound theological blunders. LOL

Anonymous said...

Perhaps that gigantic earthquake made Dave Pack's body twerk.

"The Twerk of God" - Send your money in to support God's mighty twerk!"

(Even sexier with Davey's tight shorts.)


Anonymous said...

Sorry Joe but you don't know what you are talking about. Fart on the sofa? Really? I am not defending their nonsense but get real. I have been through plenty in my life and it all depends on distance and depth. I had a 2.4 that was less than 2 miles from my house and about 1m deep. I can assure you it was not a couch fart. It was more like a an explosion that shook the whole house. A 3.4 would likely have caused some minor damage at that depth. Don't spread misinformation.

Britain W. Stevenson said...

Stupid self righteous PCG. It's all about THEM and how Satan is attacking THEM. I see it the other way around...Satan attacking ME through THEM(PCG). Brian Davis is possessed along with all the other vain obnoxious leaders in the PCG. Stupid idea to build a concert hall around all that FRACKING! And by the way...those so called loyal members?...They grumble and complain behind the scenes. I know. I was there. They are just all holding onto that scripture..."Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
Revelation 3:11. They are all running around with no love for each other and distrusting each other. It's pitiful.

Byker Bob said...

Joe never did define who cut the fart on the sofa. It may not have been Aunt Minnie. Could have been an elephant!


Byker Bob said...

(for a good hearty laugh)