Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Elijah Passover Pack: I am so highly favored by God that a pick-up truck passed right though my car!

oops....no choof-boop this time!


Elijah Passover Dave now reveals how phantom trucks have...choff-booped... right through him!

One time when a truck passed right through my car – the same way that woman in the van – I'm the only one who could really relate to the woman in the van passing right through a semi twice. I've done that, I saw a pickup truck pass right through my car; just choof-boop, just like that it's behind me. You can give that whatever weight you'd like in light of Luke 1:65.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am sitting here in amazement reading all the quotes you have been posting from this guy. There really are no words.

Anonymous said...

"You can give that whatever weight you'd like in light of Luke 1:65."

Zero. Zero-weight.

Black Ops Mikey said...

It will be interesting to see if he passes through the Lake of Fire without being burned.

Connie Schmidt said...

Video of Dave Pack in the not too distant future...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwfFr6feiyA

Byker Bob said...

I can share from personal experience that when a horrible collision is imminent, pure adrenalin kicks in, and your mind seems to go into overdrive, and to slow down the impending event to one frame at a time. It gives you just enough time to find a hole, and to make an evasive maneuver, getting through the situation safely. This is something that I've actually experienced one or two times. There is also extreme emotional release of much of that adrenalin immediately following the event.

I suppose that if God did have a specific purpose in mind, of course there could be a choof-boop. But, I wonder. What if some new Christian heard a few of the stories, and attempted to play with it as if it were his or her own personal toy? There is also the possibility that a "climber" type might attempt to take presumptuous ownership of this power, and to exploit
it for his own purposes. That is called "Simony".

Would anyone from RCG care to stage a choof-boop for the cameras? Probably not.

BB

Anonymous said...

I say let's do a retest of the passed right through me concept...Sabbath morning at headquarters and videoed for replay for inspiration?

Anonymous said...

Instead if giving it weight, let's give it momentum and try it again?

old EXPCG hag said...

Blogger Black Ops Mikey said...

It will be interesting to see if he passes through the Lake of Fire without being burned.

February 17, 2015 at 5:05 PM

hahahaha...this is a good one!

Anonymous said...

Since I usually wear Levi's jeans, I wear cotton underwear so my choof-boop doesn't get abrasions.

I'm sorry to hear of the accident that Dave had in his pants that spread to his choof-boop.

Perhaps the latest round of tithes can go to buying baby wipes to clean Davey's nether-regions, including his precious little choof-boop.