Saturday, June 11, 2016

Why should the COG look towards Islamic, Hopi, and Catholic False Prophecies For "Truth"?


God's greatest mouthpiece, after James Malm and Dave Pack, is Almost Arrested Elisha Elijah Amos Thiel.  Almost Arrested Thiel has his magnificent headquarters in the middle of the California coastlands in a tiny store front.  Between his hard work in hocking alternative medicines and other naturopathic quackery,  he has time to sit down and write "book's."  These are not your normal Church of God books on pre1986 doctrines or silly explanations on evolution; these are books filled with an odd mixture of Mayan, American Indian, Islamic, anti-Catholic, Armstrongite, and pre-millennial myths and legends.

The Almost Arrested false prophet has just re-released one of his books on Hillary Clinton.
Non-voting Almost Arrested Thiel assumes he is the final voice in politics.  Apparently his god visits him in dreams and inspires him to write these steaming piles of ______.

The name of his book on Hillary Clinton is this:
Hillary Clinton, Prophecy, and the Destruction of the United States: Is Hillary Clinton Fulfilling Biblical, Islamic, Catholic, Hopi, and other America-Related Prophecies? What About Donald Trump?  2nd edition
We are blessed to have included in this magnificent revised edition information on Donald Trump too.

Almost Arrested Thiel writes:
The subtitle has been changed to include information about Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump. Donald Trump was not mentioned in the first edition of the book as he did not announce his candidacy until about two months after that book came out. 
But Donald Trump was not the only reason to come out with a second edition. Hillary Clinton has made more statements that prove that my original contention that she is ‘apocalyptic’ is correct.
...lists 20 reasons why she is apocalyptic and also points out she, and even Donald Trump, are fulfilling certain end time prophecies.  This edition is also a dozen pages longer than the first edition.
Who's prophecies?  The Mayans?  The Hopi's? Muslim prophets?  Nostradamus? Another self-appointed Church of God leader? Fatima?  Herman Hoeh? Buddha? Elvis?

Certainly one cannot place any credence upon rantings of a Church of God leader, because the 90 year track record of COG prophecies coming to pass has been nill.  So who is one to believe?






Friday, June 10, 2016

Hulmerous Church of God members abandoning Hulme and jumping into the so called "Continuing" Church of God



Now that David Hulme's little personality cult is on the verge of collapse, the few followers in Africa that he has are abandoning ship.  With Hulme's tirades resulting in the disfellowshipping members and ministers, the income stream is quickly drying up.  When the money dries up there is nothing left to go to the professional church moochers in Africa.  Never fear though, those "brethren" found a new money stream.  They are supposedly jumping into the big manure pile of Almost Arrested Elisha Elijah Amos Thiel.   Secretly, I hope they all do and drain the false teacher and false prophet dry financially.