Genuine Oregon and Willamette Valley Prayer Rocks

...... Give the ultimate Feast Gift to your Pastor, your Church or if you feel God is calling you to start your own, to YOURSELF!

Prayer Rock?  Pfffftttt...

We only ask you have a personality worthy of an Erratic Prayer Rock

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All Prayer Rocks are guaranteed to be made and delivered in exactly the same way HWA's genuine , they say, Prayer Rock was to the Willamette Valley

Just big enough for you and your family.

Comes with a shade tree and vineyard

One of our best designs. You can pray standing up with this unique contour.

Also comes with a vineyard

One of our best Willamette editions.

Nicely angular and accommodates up to three more Elders or 9 Deacons (in addition to yourself of course)

This Puppy is BIG!  Set in a lonely setting where no one is going to wonder what you are doing.  Accommodates 12

Seeking Solitude with a view?  We recommend you pray on the upside of this beauty overlooking the Columbia Gorge

Seeking to be seen of men? This one's for YOU!

Easy access along the highway. You can't be missed. Or go around back where only you can be seen in secret but rewarded openly.

Sorry...this one is sold and in use

Convenient yet private along the Vineyard Trail with an inspiring view 

Whoa...Stairs!  We call her "Jacob's Ladder". This baby won't last long.

"Old Tipsy" is a classic!

Not for the Faithless!

It takes Faith to pray under this puppy!

A mere Prayer Rock not good enough?

We have ONE Prayer Fortress with a path and outstanding view.

Made in Canada and delivered in ice 

Our Sale Special

We'll clean it up for you and your entire congregation. Easy access and comes with a lovely and firm stand

NICE!  Fit for HQ if I ever saw one!

Buy TWO get this baby FREE!

All of these magnificent Prayer Rocks are made in Canada and Montana.  These samples were Special delivery to our show rooms packed in ice 15,000 years ago give or take.  No deliveries and suggest you pilgrimage to the Prayer Rock in-situ. 

No Refunds

First,Second and Third Tithes Accepted

Price upon request

You work it out with the State

And PLEASE...BE AN ERRATIC PERSONALTY or they don't work.

King Gerry, World Renown Advertising Guru, Soon To Start Advertising Campaign For Eilat Mazar

While King Gerry was in England recently, he took a jaunt to Israel in his new private family jet.  There he met up with Eilat Mazar, the leader of the archaeological dig that Herbert Armstrong College participates in.  King Gerry wants to write a biography of the woman because she is unknown to the world.  By doing so it will highlight the many biblical related discoveries she has overseen and it will give the new King of the Church of God more credibility.

On the flight to Tel Aviv aboard the Philadelphia Church of God’s corporate jet, Mr. Flurry emphasized to Mr. Macdonald the importance of having a much larger work in Jerusalem. His goal, he said, is to get the Church’s message to everyday Jews, who will be much more receptive than the elites. He also discussed writing a biography about Dr. Mazar to bring more attention to her many archaeological discoveries that prove the biblical history accurate. He also discussed building a small team (based at the pcg regional office in Edstone, England), similar to the one Steve Jobs supervised at the animation company Pixar, for the purpose of delivering a powerful warning message to modern Judah through the Internet, radio, publications and advertising.

In the King's ongoing attempt to imitate Herbert Armstrong, King Gerry is now claiming to be a highly skilled participant in the advertising field.  King Flurry wants to bypass the Jewish elite and direct his message about Mazar to the educated lower masses of Judaism and the rest of the world.  By doing this King Gerry will them be able to gain far more credibility, at least in his Kingly eyes, with the world at large.  Before he does this though, he needs to set into place a small dedicated team to get the message out.

With his outstanding and Kingly knowledge in advertising, learned at the feet of Herbert Armstrong, King Gerry is going write some of the greatest archaeological ads the world has ever seen.

At the meeting, Mr. Flurry quoted to Dr. Mazar something she had said in the past: “You need to have vision to do a dig in Jerusalem. You need to see the big picture of how things fit into the biblical picture. … Today’s archaeologists lack this vision, although many of the everyday people still hold it firmly in mind.”

Mr. Flurry then told Dr. Mazar that most of these “everyday people” still haven’t heard about her “sensational discoveries.” A biography mostly about her discoveries, coupled with an advertising campaign about those discoveries, would help change that, he said. Citing his past experience in the advertising field, he said, “I know from what experience I’ve had, that I could write some of the greatest archaeological ads you’ve ever seen.” Dr. Mazar enthusiastically approved his biography pitch.

Mazar is not as unknown as King Gerry likes to pretend.  See: The Ophel Treasure