Crackpot Prophet Says God Sent Snowmageddon to Punish The United States

 

Where would the Church of God be without some minister or leader opening their self-righteous mouths and making an ass of themselves over the latest weather pattern to make the news? Each and every time it is a sure sign from their god that it is pissed off and wants to eagerly punish Americans. No other nation in the world is as evil as the U.S. in the eyes of these buffoonish men...well, maybe except for Britain, New Zealand, and Canada, but even they get a break from the vitriol leaking out the mouths of these so-called men of God.

Bob Thiel, our resident church clown and self-appointed Bwana to Africa and 150 Causaisans,  the world's foremost scientist, historian, and Biblical authority, is bouncing and flailing about in delight over the latest storm to hit the midwest. Because the Great Bwana is the ONLY true representative of God on earth today, it is God's duty to validate everything the prophet speaks. That way, the lazy Laodiceans will wake up and leave the other Churches of God and join the one true church with their wallets wide open for that great final push. Seriously people, how can you not want to see the Great Bwana bouncing and flouncing in Jerusalem for 3 1/2 years?

Anyway, back to that pissed-off god of the Great Bwana.

Scripture is clear that God controls the weather and sometimes provides extreme weather for correction. And that includes snowy weather.

Notice the following:

7 Praise the Lord from the earth, You great sea creatures and all the depths; 8 Fire and hail, snow and clouds; Stormy wind, fulfilling His word; (Psalms 148:7-8) 

 

5 God thunders marvelously with His voice; He does great things which we cannot comprehend. 6 For He says to the snow, ‘Fall on the earth’;… 9 From the chamber of the south comes the whirlwind, And cold from the scattering winds of the north. 10 By the breath of God ice is given, And the broad waters are frozen. 11 Also with moisture He saturates the thick clouds; He scatters His bright clouds. 12 And they swirl about, being turned by His guidance, That they may do whatever He commands them On the face of the whole earth. 13 He causes it to come, Whether for correction, Or for His land, Or for mercy. (Job 37:5-6, 9-13) 

 

22 “Have you entered the treasury of snow, Or have you seen the treasury of hail, 23 Which I have reserved for the time of trouble, For the day of battle and war? (Job 38:22-23) 

 

Snow is something that God controls,

When this giant snowstorm hit the midwest the Great Bwana of Africa and Grove Beach went into orgasmic ecstasy. This storm was PROOF sent by his god to validate his clownish book published in 2009, 2012 and the Rise of the Secret Sect.

The Great Bwana wrote:

Considering all of the natural disasters such as earthquakes, floods, food shortages, and economic problems in the past few years, perhaps this would be a good time to explain that the Bible shows that these problems were expected to occur prior to the great tribulation. Those outside the Bible have sometimes referred to a time such as this as a time of transition or chaos. … 

 

There will be a generation that will experience end-time events, beginning with “sorrows,” including the Great Tribulation, heavenly signs, and finally the return of Jesus Christ (Matthew 24:5-34).

Thirteen years later and the Great Bwana is still beating his drum that every natural weather event is s sure sign from his god that the tribulation is close. Thirty-six years after the death of Herbert Armstrong, also a sure sign the tribulation was close, the constant bleating by the Great Bwana has been proven as inaccurate as Rod Meredith and Gerald Waterhouse. 

Will you continue to ignore the Great Bwana's warnings?

God has long used weather–and early Christians realized this. 

 

So should modern ones. 

 

Even though these current storms are NOT the ‘end of the world,’ extreme weather should be a wake-up call to repent. 

 

The warnings from the Bible are going out, but many will ignore them. 

 

Will you?

 

O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

O come, O come, Emmanuel,

And ransom captive Israel,

That mourns in lonely exile here,

Until the Son of God appear.

Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel

Shall come to thee, O Israel.

O come, Thou Rod of Jesse, free

Thine own from Satan's tyranny;

From depths of hell Thy people save,

And give them victory o'er the grave.

Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel

Shall come to thee, O Israel.

O come, Thou Dayspring, from on high,

And cheer us by Thy drawing nigh;

Disperse the gloomy clouds of night,

And death's dark shadows put to flight.

Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel

Shall come to thee, O Israel.

O come, Thou Key of David, come

And open wide our heav'nly home;

Make safe the way that leads on high,

And close the path to misery.

Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel

Shall come to thee, O Israel.

O come, Adonai, Lord of might,

Who to Thy tribes, on Sinai's height,

In ancient times didst give the law

In cloud and majesty and awe.

Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel

Shall come to thee, O Israel.

Restored Church of God: God Pulls Another Fast One On Dave

 

A Ruse By God

 

The Christmas Eve deadline for the members of The Restored Church of God passed a few hours ago.

 

The withering nakedness of David C. Pack is exposed. Again.

 

Jesus Christ did not return at sunset in Jerusalem. Again.

 

The 1335 of Daniel 12 did not begin. Again.

 

Salvation did not arrive. Again.

 

A “riveting” message is scheduled to explain. Again.

 

The timing was off a little. Again.

 

The enablers at Headquarters agree. Again.

 

The members of RCG quietly accept it. Again.

 

What is the real reason?

 

It was the fault of David C. Pack’s god. His god pulled another fast one. His god used biblical smoke and mirrors. His god dangled the salvation carrot and jerked it away.

 

His god fooled you again, you naïve dopes.

 

Let the lips of David C. Pack explain the kind of vile, wicked god you pay your tithes to.

Part 409 – December 10, 2022

@ 18:38 The only way we go further if Christmas and all the proofs were a ruse by God to throw us off. And all the things that point to Sunday, including logic, were a ruse by God to throw us off. Then, there is no Mount Everest. We just built one, and it's a mirage. And God deliberately, with two long lists, threw us off. Does that sound like the God who would never lie to us?

 

David C. Pack Blasphemes God

 

I quake inside when I consider how this man accuses God, blasphemes God, and tempts God without fear or shame. That might appear to be a colorful exaggeration, but I shudder, and it brings tears to my eyes. His end may be worse than his beginning.

 

It is an unknowable to estimate the influence ratio between the psychotic and the demonic. Only God knows, but the evidence is undeniable.

And God is not mocked.

 

 

The people inside RCG are being tested and to stay seated is to fail. At some point, it will be, "Time's up. Put your pencils down." Of that day and hour, nobody knows. But, that day and hour is coming.

 

The December 24, 9:40 AM EDT deadline passed, and every single person attending The Restored Church of God is acutely aware. Some may hold on to the hope that "Mr. Pack might still be right." They will look at the clock, trying to remember when sunset occurs locally.

 

Rather than hiding their faces in shame, they will put on their Sabbath attire, brave the winter weather, hand in their gluten-free brownies to the ladies, paint a smile on their faces, sing from the new heresy-sanitized hymnal, and then spend two hours wondering, “Why am I still here?” They will rush through an unusually quiet meal knowing that the Pastor General will reshuffle the deck explaining away the last seven weeks.

 

You can grow numb to a beating if you get used to it. Given enough time, you even accept you deserve it.

 

The RCG prophetic beatings will continue, as many expected.

 

David C. Pack spent all Friday conspiring with his biblical wizards to cast a new spell of deceit upon the sleepyheads of RCG. A Pathetic Update was posted in Member Services last night.

 

 

Prophecy Update - December 23, 2022

Brethren, we were forced to face several questions today: What if tomorrow came and went? What would we/you think personally? Would we say there is no possibility of this year, or could another option still exist? A case in the back of our minds suddenly came clear, suggesting we could be off by a little. You would be astonished—as I am now—at how many existing points that we already know easily roll one week, some growing stronger, and others we had not thought of now joining them. A group of ministers heard the full case for a bit later, and to a man they said the case is 90-95%!

 

Over the past week, many other additional fascinating things have also clarified—so much that a whole sermon could be given. I promise you will find them interesting. I will address as many things as possible live in one message tomorrow at 6:00PM EST. I hope you find it riveting! While none want more time, we are the people who wait, seeking God’s will, not our own.

 

 

David C. Pack Is Faithless

 

Members are warned about being faithless and doubting in RCG. But nobody is more faithless and doubting than David C. Pack. He was so certain his own teachings were fraudulent that he spent the entire week concocting a new narrative with enough content to vomit it on the church. He knew far in advance he was wrong.

 

David C. Pack Lies

 

If God is guiding David C. Pack, revealing this incredible knowledge, and opening up the Bible to clear understanding, then why not wait-and-see past the deadline before wondering how things went wrong?

 

David C. Pack knows what he teaches is false. His uncomfortable feelings are unrelenting. He knew he spun a fable that would not come to pass and had to announce it before the brethren caught on.

 

David C. Pack Is A Coward

 

When you are a faithless liar, it is incredibly soothing to surround yourself with empty husks who outwardly agree with the fantasies so the blame can be spread around.

 

Whichever select enablers were roped into listening to the latest insanity and then lied by saying they agreed “90-95%” are worthless yes-men not to be trusted. If they can lie to themselves, they can lie to anyone.

 

Bradford Schleifer Is A Hireling

Edward Winkfield Is A Hireling

Ryan Denee Is A Hireling

Jaco Viljoen Is A Hireling

Kenneth Orel Is A Hireling

Carl Houk Is A Hireling

Timothy Ranney Is A Hireling

Salasi Jezhi Is A Hireling

James Habboush Is A Hireling

Andrew Holcombe Is A Hireling

Frank Lydick Is A Hireling

Raymond Garb Is A Hireling

 

All these men know David C. Pack is a false apostle and false prophet. And they choose to do nothing. They care not for the sheep. They care not for the members of The Restored Church of God. They ignore what the Bible says. They chose a man over God.

 

They also choose their own self-interests over the interests of the brethren.

 

Those professing wise have become vain in their imaginations, with their foolish hearts continuing to be darkened.

 

May God have mercy on them.

 

 

“The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 411)” is scheduled to be delivered tonight. God willing, it will be covered tomorrow. How much more David C. Pack blames God remains to be seen. No matter what the spin is, one ruse will turn into another. 2022 has been a year full of that.

 

May those trapped inside RCG find the strength to accept what is laid plain before their eyes. May they understand the pricking of the heart is not a fiery dart. May they stop allowing themselves to endure and accept obvious lies. You are not crazy, and you are not alone!

 

The True God would not use the Bible to build a ruse to trick you. Get out while you still can.

Marc Cebrian

See: A Ruse By God

Satan Disrupts Winter Family Weekend!!!!

Usually, that bad boy Satan takes his anger out on the true church around Feast or Passover time. This year he has upped his game and is now attacking Winter Family Weekends! Being that WFW's are the Churches of God alternate version of Christmas, even this event can't come under scrutiny from Satan.

The Lexington, Kentucky WFW site has had all kinds of issues. First, it was the snowmageddon that is wreaking havoc across the midwest, then the boiler at the hotel burst flooding the conference hall. Then to add misery to the already miserable situation, the power went out!

Satan is NOT happy!

From Facebook:

From a Banned reader

RCG: Why Are There No Ministers Left In RCG With Integrity?

 

On Saturday, December 24 at 9:40 AM EDT, 

Jesus Christ will bring salvation to The Restored Church of God 

David C Pack

Well, here we are, it is 10:49 am on the West Coast and Christ has not manifested himself to Dave Pack nor appeared in Wadsworth to walk the sacred grounds of the property. This means it is early afternoon in Wadsworth and Restored Church of God members are dejected and disappointed once again. They swallowed his lie believing that what Dave was saying was true.

Around Dave is his council of 16 men, men are supposed to be men of integrity and men of high moral and ethical standards, the pinnacle of what a true minister of God should be. Yet, there they sit listing to Dave ramble on in another sermon about why God has been playing with Dave and testing him with false dates. 

Many of them know deep down that most of what Dave says is a blatant lie, yet they sit there nodding their heads as they copiously take notes so Dave is impressed by them. After church, they may pat a few dejected members on their shoulders and tell them to keep the faith and then walk out the door and head down the street to their church-owned home all warm and toasty with blessings of food and family surrounding them, leaving all their concerns on their front steps or outside in the snow. After all, this nice home with a well-stocked kitchen and a steady paycheck is far more important than being men of integrity by taking a stand and calling Dave out as a liar and a false prophet.

These same guys have sat through years of Dave's rants with everything he has uttered being a total failure and yet they do nothing. They sit there and think it is ok for Dave to publicly state that he hardly sees his wife at times because he is such a dedicated servant of God and spends all of his hours in his office studying. Hours that have been a total waste of time and hours taken away from quality time with his wife.

Sadly, as the Churches of God inch closer to the 37th anniversary of Herbert Armstrong's death and their apostasy from the mother church, there are fewer men with real integrity left in any of the COGs. Worshipping their paycheck more than the Christ they "claim" to be following, these men sit there and watch as false prophets and liars wreak havoc with the members. Members they are supposed to be shepherds of, protecting, feeding, and caring for them.

Are there any real men with integrity left in the ministry?