Monday, June 6, 2016

Living Church of God Living in Fear of Transgender Man-Pig Marriages

Living Church of God picks the most moronic things to discuss on their tv/web casts.

When they should be talking about Jesus, grace, salvation, helping the needy, the sick and what true rest in Christ is, they instead preach this kind of idiotic drivel.

Can Wyatt truly be this silly?

It's no wonder the Living Church of God has sunk into being nothing more than a sad parody to mock.

What could have been, is no longer.


Anonymous said...

what an idiot.......wuff!

Anonymous said...

I went to college with this guy. I see he is still the arrogant ass he was then. Stupid little man.

Anonymous said...

I'm shocked that this wasn't by Bob Thiel! He is dumb enough to make equally absurd video-casts like this.

Byker Bob said...

From traditional Armstrongite literature, we learn that there is a wall of sterility between species, and in cases where there is enough similarity for offspring to be produced, as mules are produced by breeding horses with donkeys, the offspring are not able to reproduce amongst themselves. Mama Mule and Papa Mule can't make baby mules.

As the King of Siam would say, "As for this Mr. Ciselka, I find him to be most unscientific". And, I might add, he is most certainly no Garner Ted!

Without a doubt, genetic research will be widened and deepened as time progresses, but this is another case of beyond worst case irrational fear being created and magnified to manipulate people into Armstrongism, as the movement has traditionally done. It is a ridiculous effort to take fear to the next level, and this is especially egregious, coming at a time when long term members and ministers are already unable to deal with the fact that the end times won't be happening any time during their lifetimes.

They tell me that offerings are down in all the ACOGs. The LCG ought to delete the Bible verses, and references to their resources, and attempt to sell this webcast to Saturday Night Live!


Silenced said...

"Director of Internet"

Redfox712 said...

Just awful. These are for the most part wildly exaggerated fears. There is no need to live in fear.

I have read some of his writings before. He made the inaccurate and misleading claim that HWA foresaw the fall of the Iron Curtain. This ignores the numerous false prophecies HWA made that failed miserably, including the claim that Christ would return in 1975. That HWA anticipated this would lead to a European super power fated to conquer the United States and this has not happened and is not going to happen.

But then again Meredith has made similar claims. Clearly he was imitating his boss.

Redfox712 said...

New post discussing PCG's booklet about dating practices for singles within PCG.

Anonymous said...

God is a prayer answering God. I suggest that people ask God whether a European super power is about to militarily defeat and enslave America. To me, there is excessive mockery on this topic. I believe in giving people some slack, but mockery shouldn't replace reasonable discussion.

Connie Schmidt said...

Im coming out of the closet, and I say it with great relief... I indeed am a Transgender Man Pig.

Im a good citizen, and I tithe consistently.

Anonymous said...

Pastor? I thought one had to be over a congregation to be a pastor.

Anonymous said...

This is no laughing matter.

Mr. Wyatt Ciesielka may now be the target of a secret government assassination squad for revealing the "Beyond Top Secret" military "PIGMAN" experiments that have been conducted since the 1950's.

Click here for more information

Of course, God will protect those who keep the Sabbath impeccably, from being injured by the human/pig hybrid PIGMEN.

It's just another of Satan's attacks on the True Church.
My sources tell me that the government plans to deploy PIGMEN at the Feast of Tabernacles sites around the world this year!
WHY? It's because that's where the COG single ladies go to find a mate.
Satan wants to TEMPT these ladies with PIGMEN!

BEWARE, SINGLE COG LADIES, when you attend the FoT!

Just because these 'pigmen' LOOK A LOT LIKE Herbert W. Armstrong, does not mean they believe in the same TRUTH that was lost for 1900 years!
Gird your loins!
Just because these 'pigmen' are good dancers, smooth talkers and have King James wide margin bibles with extensive notes in colored pens- all with a nice briefcase- does not mean they deserve to be married to you.
Just because their snouts glisten in the moonlight like pieces of Steuben crystal, does NOT mean that they oink the Truth.

Anonymous said...

* Anonymous said, "God is a prayer answering God."
What the heck does that mean?

And to Connie-
After reading your post, I'm somewhat confused, so I'm writing a new song for the purple hymnal entitled, "Get Ye Therefore Back Into The Closet" that we can all sing in The Kingdom.
(The only rhyme I've come with so far for "closet" is, "blog it"

DennisCDiehl said...

If one got into the church they would be encouraged to "Act like a man you pig"

Byker Bob said...

Wyatt's message is probably of Freudian origins. The way wives and women are treated in Spanky's cult, probably the men have painted themselves into a corner to the extent that their only remedy when their wives finally leave or become emotionally withdrawn would be to marry an unclean animal.


Anonymous said...

7.50AM God at his discretion, sometimes grants people their prayer requests. The book of psalms is an example of such requests. What the heck is hard to understand about that. What, God has never answered a prayer of yours? The solution, repent my son. God is no respecter of persons. If you repent, God will the heck answer your prayers.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

And you people thougth i was crazy about warning you about the Cat-Dog propaganda on the cartoon netwerk!

James said...

Anon wrote: God is a prayer answering God. I suggest that people ask God whether a European super power is about to militarily defeat and enslave America.


The USA as head of NATO IS the EU's military. See this short video:

Retired Prof said...

"God is no respecter of persons. If you repent, God will the heck answer your prayers."

Do you not notice that your second sentence here contradicts the first?

Charlie Brown said...

I have known this jackass for years. Wyatt is the kind of guy who licks his finger and sticks it in the air to see which way the wind is blowing. He is a conniving ladder climber, and hypocrit. He has no Pastoral people skills whatsoever. When he speaks, it's always in a condescending attitude. It makes me ill to hear him.

Anonymous said...

Human-pig chimeras are being grown – what will they let us do?

Anonymous said...

This message would have been great for the movie Deliverance

Anonymous said...

7.19 PM how so?

Anonymous said...

4.48PM I said ask God, not ask YouTube. Or do you think YouTube smarter than God? Or do you believe that YouTube is God? If you believe everything you watch on YouTube, I have a bridge I want to sell you. I will also throw in, free of charge, the Statue of Liberty. I also have, going real cheap, a land and house package on Mars.

Byker Bob said...

If you ask God about some preconceived notion that is flowing through your mind, your mind will very likely convince you that God is validating or approving that notion. That process is actually used by the Mormons in their conversion process. The person considering Mormonism is told that God will answer prayers about whether Mormonism is the correct path by creating a temperature change or warmness in the chest. A large percentage of prospects do actually feel that warmth, and end up requesting baptism.

Also, youtube is not smarter than God. It is often very much smarter than the Armstrongite ministers who masquerade as God's ministers.


Anonymous said...

How much do these Living Church of God hybrid man-pigs cost?

If the Living Church of God can sell hybrid man-pigs at a reasonable cost, they might be able to solve their ongoing cash-flow problem.

For instance, I have a widowed neighbor who would LOVE to buy one of the Living Church of God's man-pigs if it can mow her lawn, wash and fold laundry, and the price is right.

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:20, why not leave the pig out of it and just create braindead humans to use for medical research and organ transplants.
The movie Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishuguru is about this. The genetically engineered humans have perfect bodies but are totally obedient and do not think for themselves. They are even educated and live together, I was so reminded of Ambassador College and found it quite disturbing..........
If you are rich and powerful you can have your own genetically engineered human just waiting for you with fresh new organs when you start to fall apart. Eternal life.

Anonymous said...

BB, yes, I have read that members in abusive churches experience coercive pressure from their leaders to hear from the holy spirit. This results in members random thoughts being interpreted as the holy spirit. However this phenomenon does not automatically mean that God does not communicate to people. God does put thoughts into peoples minds, accompanied by a unique emotion that feels slightly external to ones self. I have experienced it many times.

Byker Bob said...

Are you implying that we should then all step in line, and follow you, 2:18, or re-embrace the Armstrongist thoughts that are supposedly being confirmed to you? Without going into personal detail, or experience, I have reason to believe that the Holy Spirit does not work in the manner you are describing.


Chuckles said...

When John the Baptist went about preaching he talked about the one which was to come and repentance in order to turn people to Christ and change their way of life. When Jesus began his ministry he preached repentance and taught the word of God, the words in the bible not the words of man or that man tries to add in the bible. When the apostles were sent out to preach they also preached and taught repentance and the word of God that are in the bible. Right down even till today the message was to go into all the world and preach repentance and teach the words that are in the bible, the same words John the Baptist taught, Jesus taught , the apostles taught, and those after them were to teach and the same words that are to be taught and preached today.

Repentance, turning from our sins, mentioning exactly what those sins are we are to turn from and teaching the very words of the bible as to what to obey is rarely being taught or explained anywhere. Teach them to obey all things I have commanded you Jesus said, what are those things he commanded us to obey, where is that being taught, who even mentions the word repent anymore? If God is calling anyone he is calling them to repentance and faith in Jesus Christ. Transgender man man pig marriages isn't about to turn anyone to Jesus or to repentance, nor is what most of what these so called churches of God teach, or what certain people who took upon themselves to be someone who supposedly speaks for God, the self appointed non anointed apostles, prophets, Elijah's, etc., people are throwing money away feeding these people so they can live high on the hog and probably better than any of us.

The words of the bible that call people to repent of their sins and turn to Jesus as savior isn't being heard from many, a lot of it isn't even allowed to be preached on t.v. anymore, some of what is being preached might sound good, religious, even inspiring, but when truth and error are mixed it is still error, and what man tries to tell others what the bible says by using their own words is also error.
Transgender, man pig marriage, come on now, how does that turn any to repentance and to ther need of Jesus?

Anonymous said...

“Do not mate different kinds of animals” (Leviticus 19:19, NIV).