Idiots in the Pulpit: Blue Glitter and Oil

LCG's Most Accurate, World Reknown , Prophetic Theologian

Did you know that Living Church of God has one of the most important theologians and prophets on earth today?  This man claims his prophetic utterances are the most accurate in human history.

...multi-prophesied, sequential timeline of events leading up to and continuing well beyond December 21, 2012. Here he compares which predictions from what selected religions align with each other. Painstakingly researched and organized, it is a virtual checklist of which events will come to pass and when!

His writings are being translated around the world because of the accuracy in his predictions.  He has even produced an end times timetable that is the most accurate on earth.

Did you know this person is even  more intelligent than Spanky Meredith?  We all know that Spanky's numerous end times predictions have ALL failed, yet this new man is 100% accurate. 

So is our new prophet more in tune with god than Spanky is? He has already made several prophetic utterances and they have come true!  100%!

Gaze in wonderment at this most magnificent man.  Stand in awe of his prophetic words.  Look with amazement at his mail order PhD from India! The uninitiated will be impressed.  Most of all, buy his book!

Who is this magnificent tool of god?  Our very own Dr. Bob Thiel!  The naturopathic prophet is now the worlds foremost authority on Biblical prophecies and end time timeline.  Even the signs along the freeway when you approach Arroyo Grande, CA proclaim this is the home of God's True Prophet.(Just kidding-well....maybe)

2012 and the Rise of the Secret Sect is the only 2012 book of its kind, presented in clear, straightforward language, which explains what each religion predicts, what will likely happen and what has already occurred. It has been exhaustively researched, compiled and written by Robert Thiel, Ph.D., one of the world's preeminent authorities on the events likely to occur in 2012.

 Leading researcher and historian Robert Thiel, Ph.D., unveils which other predictions will or won’t likely see the light of day -- all based on his years of dedicated research. Over the years he has unmasked the actual sources of ancient prophecies and the likely order of the fulfillment of those prophecies.

This comprehensive, easy-to-read, 381 page blueprint of prophecies from 11 of the world's major religions tells you which prophecies  – and in what sequence -- will be fulfilled in their finality.

You’ll Learn:

•  Who will act on their beliefs - and who will try to make certain prophecies come to pass.
• The time prophecies really point to.
• What steps you should and should not take for yourself and your family.
• The striking similarities among: Mayan, Hopi, Catholic, I Ching, Biblical, Islamic Byzantine, Hindu, Chinese and Tibetan prophecies.
• Which predictions align with Bible prophecies.

Bask in the amazing accolades of the Dr.:

For several years Dr. Robert Thiel has been hailed as an award-winning researcher, biblical scholar and one of the world's foremost authorities on end time prophecies. He has studied philosophy, religion, science, and prophecy throughout his career, while actually visiting countless ancient sites in Central America, Asia Minor, Rome, and Greece.

A mail order Phd, biblical education from a certified cult with it's roots in the heresies of Herbert W Armstrong,occasional classes at a community college and some online courses.  This amazing world traveler has only traveled the world because the Feast of Tabernacles.  These short junkets have supposed given the prophet tremendous insight into the world religions and cultures.  One or two weeks in a foreign country does NOT make one an authority!

Dr. Thiel is a much in demand radio guest nationwide, and is Examiner.com's Los Angeles religious history and prophecy correspondent. His articles on prophecy, religion and science have appeared in several dozen magazines, newspapers, trade publications and scientific journals, nationally and around the world. And his videocasts are seen weekly on Youtube; to the thousands of visitors to his blog site, www.cogwriter.com, he is also known as “Cogwriter.”

The Examiner.com is a little read online blog that Thiel floods with his ramblings.  It has no impact other than making the Dr. feel good and to feel like his name is getting out there.

Will the Dr. publicly admit he was wrong in a year or two when nothing has happened?  Spanky has never apologized for lying, so why should we expect anything less from our Dr.?

The Birds: According to Living Church of God

When you hear about birds and the Feast you probably think of sweet little bluebirds flying around tying cute little bows.  Sugar and sweet.

Or you might think of these birdies.  They are angry birdies, but still fun.

Living Church of God's Roger Meyer has written a short little blurb about Feast for the Birds

Your first impression is that he is getting ready to talk about a "Feast of Tabernacles for birds" since we are getting close to the annual road trip.  The Feast always was used to picture the millennium when both animals and humans would live in harmony.

He says:

God created birds on the fifth day of creation (Genesis 1:20). He gave them beautiful feathers, the ability to build nests without hands, and the marvelous ability to fly. To some He gave some charming songs to sing, and charming (sometimes humorous) mating dances. Many birds migrate awesome distances and possess extremely acute vision. A few can "talk" and mimic sounds, and some exhibit a noteworthy intelligence—proving that they are anything but "bird brains."

Throughout history, God has used our feathered friends in dealing with mankind. Along with the other animals, Noah gathered pairs of birds into the ark. After the rains ceased, he opened the window of the ark and sent a raven to scout for dry land. Later, he sent a dove. When Noah had departed from the ark, he offered a sacrifice including birds (Genesis 8:20).

 Jesus used birds in His parables. He reminded His disciples that the birds of the air do not sow or reap, yet God feeds them—and He values human beings even more (Matthew 6:26) Christ told his disciples to be as harmless as doves (Matthew 10:16). He showed how God cares for every little sparrow, and cares far more for each human being (Matthew 10:29-31). Christ used the analogy of a mother hen gathering her chicks under her wings for protection to show how much He deeply cares for mankind. (Matthew 23:37) Sadly, rebellious mankind does not care for God.

So far so good.  Birdies are marvelous creatures that can delight us, and also provide examples on how we are to care for one another.  So far that is all tolerable.  COG spin as usual, yet tolerable.

Then LCG gets to the meat of the matter. LCG doctrines must specifically state  that all articles, booklets, TV broadcasts, web casts, sermons, sermonettes all end with blood and guts!  There is always evil lurking behind every bush.  Birdies are no different.  Birdies can be evil!

So much for those cute little blue birds!  This is the kind of birds that turn on and excite LCGers:

One grim truth is that human beings often become food for the birds upon death. When God judged the house of King Jeroboam for worshiping idols and causing the nation to sin. He said that the birds of the air would eat those who died in the field. (1 Kings 14) The same judgment was given to King Baasha, who was like Jeroboam. 1 Kings 16:4). King Ahab did more to provoke the God of Israel than all the previous kings of Israel, and God pronounced the same judgment on him (1 Kings 21:24).

 The prophet Jeremiah repeatedly urged Judah to amend its ways. The people did not heed him, so God poured out judgment upon them. The corpses of the people were to be food for the birds, and no one would frighten them away (Jeremiah 7:33; 15:3; 16:4).

 Sadly, human beings as a whole have not yet learned to obey their Creator. As a result, a future feast for the birds is prophesied in Scripture (Revelation 19). The Apostle John was given a vision of the coming Beast power and his armies being defeated by Jesus Christ upon His return. At that time, the birds will once again be invited to feast on the carnage of rebellious human beings who were foolishly led by Satan into trying to fight their Creator (Revelation 19:17-21).

Words fail me..............................

LCG Using a Haunted Hotel For Feast of Tabernacles

From the Worldwide Church of God Alumni Forum

Will Dr. Bob Thiel be staying here?  Being that the Dr. is LCG's greatest theologian, maybe the Dr. will be holding an exorcism!  Or, will he be preaching a sermonette telling all Feast attendees that dare venture to Anaheim to NOT go into the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland because real demons live in it?

That was the story WCG ministers told students in Pasadena for years.  Of course the first opportunity I had to go to Disneyland, the Haunted Mansion was one of the first things I went to see.  When idiot ministers get up and make stupid proclamations, you could be guaranteed students were going to go and do what they had been told not to do.

We were told not to see ET because it was about demon possession where a child invited the demon into his home, talked to it played with it, etc. Star Wars was about Satan - Darth Vader was Satan.   Close Encounters was about demons coming to earth and possessing  a man - the father (Richard Dreyfess) to the point he had visions.  God forbid if you went to see the Exorcist, Rosemary's Baby, or the Omen!

Enjoy:


Tweetybob posted:

Apparently people have been getting bored with always having the "Best Feast ever!" every year, so now there's an alternative......

You can now have the "Weirdest Feast Ever!" !!!

Yup! Living Church of God has announced it will be celebrating the Feast of Tabernacles at a HAUNTED HOTEL this year: the Santa Maria Inn, in California!


A spokesman for the (not so)Living Church of God has promised that the 'Ghost of Herbie Past' will be there, alternately playing the haunted piano and wandering the halls rattling a bag of Steuben crystal while moaning, "Get baaaaaaack on the traaaaack!"

And, Doctor Meredith has promised to give his scariest sermon ever!

Headquarters has confirmed that members from and near Casper, WY were among the first to register.

Members can have breakfast in the dining room, where the following cereals will be served topped with booberries-
* Frankenberry
* Count Chocula
* Herbie-O's
Buttered whole wheat ghost will be available.
Coffee and tea will be offered with or without scream.

Spooky Tooth will be performing Special Music.

Sign up today, to have a spooktacular 'Weirdest Feast Ever' the memories are guaranteed to haunt you!