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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

LCG Using a Haunted Hotel For Feast of Tabernacles

From the Worldwide Church of God Alumni Forum

Will Dr. Bob Thiel be staying here?  Being that the Dr. is LCG's greatest theologian, maybe the Dr. will be holding an exorcism!  Or, will he be preaching a sermonette telling all Feast attendees that dare venture to Anaheim to NOT go into the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland because real demons live in it?

That was the story WCG ministers told students in Pasadena for years.  Of course the first opportunity I had to go to Disneyland, the Haunted Mansion was one of the first things I went to see.  When idiot ministers get up and make stupid proclamations, you could be guaranteed students were going to go and do what they had been told not to do.

We were told not to see ET because it was about demon possession where a child invited the demon into his home, talked to it played with it, etc. Star Wars was about Satan - Darth Vader was Satan.   Close Encounters was about demons coming to earth and possessing  a man - the father (Richard Dreyfess) to the point he had visions.  God forbid if you went to see the Exorcist, Rosemary's Baby, or the Omen!

Enjoy:


Tweetybob posted:


Apparently people have been getting bored with always having the "Best Feast ever!" every year, so now there's an alternative......

You can now have the "Weirdest Feast Ever!" !!!

Yup! Living Church of God has announced it will be celebrating the Feast of Tabernacles at a HAUNTED HOTEL this year: the Santa Maria Inn, in California!


A spokesman for the (not so)Living Church of God has promised that the 'Ghost of Herbie Past' will be there, alternately playing the haunted piano and wandering the halls rattling a bag of Steuben crystal while moaning, "Get baaaaaaack on the traaaaack!"

And, Doctor Meredith has promised to give his scariest sermon ever!

Headquarters has confirmed that members from and near Casper, WY were among the first to register.

Members can have breakfast in the dining room, where the following cereals will be served topped with booberries-
* Frankenberry
* Count Chocula
* Herbie-O's
Buttered whole wheat ghost will be available.
Coffee and tea will be offered with or without scream.

Spooky Tooth will be performing Special Music.

Sign up today, to have a spooktacular 'Weirdest Feast Ever' the memories are guaranteed to haunt you!