Gerald Flurry: What Was He Drinking Before His Commencement Address?

If you thought that Bob Thiel stumbled, bumbled and mumbled along in his videos, take a look at Gerald Flurry in his commencement address.  Apparently the people at PCG think this is normal speaking and are proud to post it.  The awesome preaching starts around the 8:55 mark.

Can you imagine what the parents and family members who were there for this gradation and are not cult members, what they were thinking? They probably walked out of there shaking their heads.

Dave Pack Spends $25,000 On Steuben Crystal Because He Is God's Most Awesome Man

Did Davey just spend $25,000.00 in tithe money for his own piece of Steuben crystal for his new mahogany desk?  Poor thing!  I guess Herbert Armstrong never saw fit to give Dave, his most loyal man ever, a price of Steuben as a Thank-you.  Like almost all things regarding Dave's track record in the ministry it's all made up.  Dave will never be an HWA and will NEVER lead a large work.

Dave apparently was/is sooooooooo desperate to get an exact copy of HWA's Steuben that he has searched high and low for a piece.  He has not been able to score an original piece so he had to get his own and pretend it was like HWA's.  Of course he did not spend his own money but conned a member to dish out $25,000 for it.

Dave Pack Lie #4,032 I Run The Most Awesome WORK Ever!

Here is what Dave Pack sees himself doing:

The third word for “work” is in 2:4 (in all caps above) and has by far the most powerful meaning of the four. As you read its definition, think in terms of God’s Work: “To do or make, in the broadest sense and widest application: accomplish, advance, appoint, apt, bear, bring forth, be busy, have the charge of, commit, deal (with), execute, finish, fulfill, furnish, gather, get, go about, govern, be industrious, keep, labor, maintain, make, be meet, be occupied, bring (come) to pass, perform, practice, prepare, sacrifice, serve, be warrior, work (-man).” This truly remarkable word carries awesome meaning for every member of God’s Church who is determined to come and complete the greatest Work the world has ever seen!

Dave Pack Lie #4,014: All COG Members Will Be Back In The True Church By August 2013

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All COG members will be reunited under the leadership of Dave Pack by August of 2013.  This will allow them all to travel to the Feast of Tabernalces here he can witness to them all at once about his awesomeness.

The next phase of this prophecy is described as taking place 26 days later—on what is the last day of the Feast of Tabernacles (not the Last Great Day). Do not miss the shift forward in timing, and recall that Haggai means “My [God’s] Feast.” Think of this short book as containing a “Feast related” prophecy, but especially in regard to the second chapter. This is one great reason proving the people all return to God’s Church on the 24^th day of the sixth month (Elul) of God’s sacred year! (There are other reasons that will be explored later.)

Also note that instead of God solely addressing Zerubbabel and Joshua, He includes the “residue of the people.” (“Residue” is the same Hebrew word as “remnant.”) God now speaks directly to the remnant since all of God’s people are back together, and have been for almost four weeks. As the whole Church is galvanized back into one after a period of separation for decades, certain critical messages must be heard at the Feast. Verse three becomes what should be considered as a summary of God’s instruction to the regathered remnant. (Think of it as a sermon outline for God’s ministers.) God next asks a crucial question that becomes another proof of who the chapter one “houses” are, and how they came out of something much bigger.