Saturday, November 30, 2013

Orange Bob Spends Millions On A New Set Design!



After getting mocked and ridiculed for many months now over his crooked bookcases, cluttered shelves, door knobs by his head, and a doorway as the backdrop for his mind-boggling Internet ministry, the Chief Overseer and worlds greatest and most accurate prophet, has went out and dropped some money on a new set.

Bob went out this past week and dropped a couple million on a new set.  He bought a projector screen and ha sit as his backdrop now.  The only problem is that even with the screen he has no "set sense."  Why have the screen most of the way down your backside and then leave a small gap so we can stare of the clutter still on your bookshelves?

Dear Bob......PLEASE have your wife give you some make-up tips!  Orange Bob is not appealing to look at.  Get rid of the spray tan, dude, seriously!


James Malm Year End Financial Woes Cause Him To Get Ticked Off At Those Who Support Church Social Clubs Instead of Him


James Malm is having some year end financial woes.  He needs you money.  Letters are being lost because of the damnable Christmas cards clogging up the mail this time of year.  He is more important that keeping contact with loved ones spread abroad.


This site is teaching a passionate zeal for sound doctrine, revealing and restoring that which was lost, and proclaiming the true gospel of  warning and repentance and the immanency of the times.  Right now we are in real need of your prayers and financial support.  

The mails often get bogged down in December and we are now approaching the time where mail sent in, may not make it by the end of the year.  Please help out by sending your tax exempt contributions as soon as you can to make sure that you will be able to deduct them for tax purposes for the 2013 tax year.

Ask yourselves if it is right to support social club church’s which tolerate and promote error; or whether it is better to support those  proclaiming the whole word of God, and who dare to obey Christ and sanctify his word in truth and faithful obedience, and who dare to:

Isaiah 28    Cry aloud, spare not, lift up thy voice like a trumpet, and shew my people their transgression, and the house of Jacob their sins.