Miserable COG Zealot Can't Wait For A Christmas Shopping Frenzy To Usher In Tribulation

Another day in paradise and another dumb prediction by a fake Church of God false prophet who spends his days bowing to the altar of Moses:

02 April: FEMA orders 100,000 body bags to be delivered as soon as possible, as fears grow of a huge spike in Covid-19 deaths in the US. 

Even if this epidemic eases by July, if restrictions are loosened over the summer the public will throw caution to the winds and congregate in great crowds in celebration of the supposed end of the plague and to satiate a Christmas shopping frenzy in December.  Millions will be exposed to the disease and a few weeks later – especially if the tribulation is beginning, which seems very possible – there could be an exponential explosion of sickness with tens of millions sick and potentially many millions dying. James Malm

"if" "seems" "could": the typical catchphrases that these prophets of doom attached to their predictions to take any blame off their shoulders if the predictions fail to happen, which they will.

Gerald Weston Has 3 Points On How To Remain Tithe Producing During Coronavirus Shut Down

Living Church of God members must ALWAYS remain PRODUCTIVE tithe producing in order to keep a steady stream of money coming in so they can tithe on it to the church.

At least Gerald only had 3 points instead of 10, 20, or 30 that he and others are so famous for doing in their sermons.

ht: LCG source

Does It Take An Agnostic/Atheist/Materialist/Twice Dead, Lake of Fire Bound High Priest of Molech To Remind You...

Dear Church of God Ministerial Asshats...

Definition of asshat

vulgar slang

: a stupid, annoying, or detestable person : ASSHOLE

Oh Look...While I know the New Testament is not on your theological radar...

Romans 13 New King James Version (NKJV)

Submit to Government

13 Let every soul be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and the authorities that exist are appointed by God. 2 Therefore whoever resists the authority resists the ordinance of God, and those who resist will [a]bring judgment on themselves. 3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to evil. Do you want to be unafraid of the authority? Do what is good, and you will have praise from the same. 4 For he is God’s minister to you for good. But if you do evil, be afraid; for he does not bear the sword in vain; for he is God’s minister, an avenger to execute wrath on him who practices evil. 5 Therefore you must be subject, not only because of wrath but also for conscience’ sake. 6 For because of this you also pay taxes, for they are God’s ministers attending continually to this very thing. 7 Render therefore to all their due: taxes to whom taxes are due, customs to whom customs, fear to whom fear, honor to whom honor.

Love Your Neighbor

8 Owe no one anything except to love one another, for he who loves another has fulfilled the law. 9 For the commandments, “You shall not commit adultery,” “You shall not murder,” “You shall not steal,” [b]“You shall not bear false witness,” “You shall not covet,” and if there is any other commandment, are all summed up in this saying, namely, “You shall love your neighbor as yourself.” 10 Love does no harm to a neighbor; therefore love is the fulfillment of the law."

...that's all I got...

Church of God, The Eternal's Jon Bisby Disgusted By Coronavirus Guidelines

View video here: Obey God Rather Than Men

We have another splinter cult leader who thinks he is above the law and in fact, mocks it at the very beginning of the sermon. Jon Bisby has been stirring up a stink in COGTE for a while with outlandish sermons and idiotic prophecies. Church members say he is denigrating Raymond Cole's direction he had intended and has now set himself up as the ultimate authority in everything and some claim he has placed himself on the same level as Jesus without saying it outright.  His words are the God-inspired!  He is a crazier version of Bob Thiel, if that is even a possibility!  

The COGTE posting on this blog is the most commented-on posting here so far.  There is some really weird stuff there.   Church of God, The Eternal's Jon Brisby Sinks To A New Vile Low

I'm going to start off the sermon by touching my face.

Am I being flippant? 

Am I being reactionary?

Disrespectful?

It is my face and I reserve the right to touch my face. No matter what our Governor says or the President of the United States or any other medical expert is going to tell me what I should do. 

Do I believe it is godly and biblical to practice good hygiene and persona practices that cut down on the spreading of disease?
Absolutely! 

Do I believe it is the right of any human government to go beyond their authority and dictate how we do it in our personal lives? 

The answer is no. 

How do we know the difference and how do we draw the line?

Coronavirus is a tool of The Beast Power!!!!!!!!!!! OH, NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is it that self-appointed Church of God leaders always need to be living in a state of fear?  Everything around them is one big huge conspiracy to shut them down.

Our most accurate Church of God prophet to have ever existed in human history is now claiming that the coronavirus is a conspiracy by The Beast power to make us a cashless society so that when it takes over it will stop our FAVORITE prophet from being able to spend money how he wants.

COVID-19 Leading to 666?  

The novel coronavirus of Wuhan, China fame, is now called COVID-19. It has also been called the ‘Coronapocalypse.’ Does COVID-19 have any prophetic ramifications? What did Jesus teach about pestilences and sorrows in the Olivet prophecy in Matthew 24? Could COVID-19 be the ride of the fourth horseman of the Apocalypse? Why was this type of disease expected according to the Old Testament prophecies in Deuteronomy and Leviticus? What has the US Centers for Disease Control warned about? What has the CDC reported about the flu? Were there lessons about fear and infections in the 2011 movie ‘Contagion’? Because of COVID-19, the World Health Organization (WHO), nation of Iran, and certain French locations are telling people not to use cash, but instead electronic forms of payment. The US Federal Reserve is now quarantining money repatriated from Asia to reduce the potential spread of the coronavirus on US currency bills. Is COVID-19 worse than we have been told or could this all be a ‘false flag’ event to encourage people to move towards a cashless society? If the thousands of deaths associated with COVID-19 are pushing parts of the world towards cashlessness, how much more likely will the ride of the fourth horseman and over a billion human deaths motivate people to move to making electronic payments that can be monitored? The Bible tells of a soon coming society that controls buying and selling to force allegiance to a coming European Beast power, known as 666 (Revelation 13:16-18). Does the ‘great tribulation’ begin before ride of the fourth horseman or with the opening of the fifth seal of Revelation 6? Do the words of Jesus helps us better understand the sequence of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse and the start of the Great Tribulation? Will the ride of the fourth horseman help lead to the rise of 666? Is that ride very close? Dr. Thiel addresses these issues and more.

Yes, COVID-19 is helping lead to 666.