Sunday, November 25, 2012

James Malm: World's Foremost Authority On Onanism



What's with all the hundreds of splinter cult leaders of Armstrongism that think they have to invade your bedroom with their personal opinions?  Herbert Armstrong did it with "God Speaks Out On The New Morality" and "The Missing Dimension in Sex."  Garner Ted, well.....he just invaded the bedrooms and had fun.  Meredith talks constantly about sex. Masturbation and gays are his favorite subject.

So it was only a matter of time till James Malm invaded your personal space in your bedroom with HIS laws.  He already controls all other aspects of your daylight hour lives, why not continue on to the bedroom!

The apostle is starting series of articles on sex.  So to start it off he has picked the sin of Onan to discuss.

The apostle says is is NOT a story about masturbation, but about:

9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in [He DID take her] unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground [in a common birth control method], lest that he should give seed to his brother.
Motivations
The first born son is to inherit a double portion, and that lot fell to Onan with the death of his older brothers.

However, if he produced a son for his older brother, that son would inherit the double portion, leaving Onan with only a single portion for himself and his own children.

There may have been other circumstances known to God which would account for the apparent  quick judgment; for example Onan may have hated his brother; but that is not recorded and is a matter that only God knows for sure.

Onan may also have done this several times which is not recorded, before God acted, and God could have wanted this woman to have a place in the lineage of David for various reasons and so have acted to give her a better husband.

To state or imply that there is anything more to this story in sexual terms is simply not true.

No, the story of Onan has absolutely NOTHING to do with masturbation.  Does that make masturbation right or wrong?  NO, it merely reveals that this so called proof text on the subject, actually has NOTHING to do with that subject.

This is sure to disappoint Spanky Meredith who has obsessed over hand jobs for decades.

The only thing that ever stuck with me from the boring classes that I had at Ambassador was a comment made by an Evangelist in Principles of Living class.  Oral sex and masturbation was the topic of the day.  When he started talking about masturbation he asked the mixed class how many had ever done it.  No one raised their hands. He then said, "95% of you in this room have done it, the other 5% lie about it."

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Satan Caused Death of Elvis To Distract Attention Away From HWA's Resurrection



Geoff Neilson, the HWA worshiper and false prophet from South Africa shows once again on why Armstrongism is not based in reality.  The COG's wonder why the world looks at them all as kooky.  Is it any wonder when people like Geoff, Pack, Weinland, Flurry, and others say some of the most incredibly stupid things!

Neilson thinks that Herbert W. and Garner Ted will both be resurrected again to be the end time two witnesses.

This will be Herbert Armstrong's second resurrection.  Remember when he supposedly died in Tuscon and was miraculously brought back to life because the church needed to be put "back on track?"  That resurrection had been intended to be a magnificent sign to the world to show God's hand at work in the Worldwide Church of God.  However, Satan had other plans. He was apparently so pissed at the resurrection of HWA that he caused Elvis to die at the same time.  That was the news story of the day, Herbert was not.  Apparently Satan had more power than God, or God was too busy else where to keep HWA in the forefront of the news.

God has already resuscitated Mr Armstrong from death once before.  The medically very experienced Dr Roy McCarthy, who knew him well, testified that there was no clinical record of any other 85-year-old man experiencing heart failure, and recovering to the extent Mr Armstrong did.  It was a miracle.  And one that it seems Satan tried to cover up:

That event was overshadowed by another unprecedented event on the same day:  the enormous media coverage on August 16, 1977, reporting the death of the music idol Elvis Presley. 

The subsequent rumors that Elvis (the King) hadnt died, or had been brought back to life, were an eerily similar imitation of Mr Armstrongs genuinely Royal lineage, of his resuscitation then, and perhaps again in the future.

Was this Elvis mania, Satans attempt to hide the more important event of the dayMr Armstrongs restored lifebecause the Devil was afraid the Two Witnesses were about to rise?
At the time Dr Herman L. Hoeh, the chief historian in the Philadelphia Era, linked Mr Armstrongs recovery from heart failure to the prophecy in Revelation 10:11, predicting Mr Armstrong would preach again to many nations and kings.  Which he did.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Obedient Church of God: Wit and Wisdom Of The End Time Witness



Here are some "truths" you never heard Herbert teach you!  Even Meredith, Pack and Flurry are blind to these amazing truths!!!! Read them and sit in amazement.  Imagine what the Kingdom will be like if we are receiving this much information in advance!


27.) There are 80 Books of the Bible that you are to use= not 66. The original 1611 King James Version had 80 books.

28.) There will only 100 or a very small group in the Place of Safety, because when you divide 6,000 years into 144,000 you only get 24 people a year.

34.) At the Feast of Tabernacles you do urban camping in your hotel room using a tent.
I will make you live in tents "again" as you did during your appointed festivals. Hosea 12:9. My people will dwell in tents. You purchase a tent and dwell in a tent on your hotel room bed or floor, just like the Israelites did.  

41.) The 2nd Christ to arrive circa 2019 will be the "real" Yahveh/Christ.

44.) The two witnesses are the "two bears" that will tear the world apart for mocking God’s way of life.

47.) H. Armstrong was also the worthless Shepherd that stripped the hooves off the fat sheep, by buying himself a 10 million dollar jet, 1 million in art, solid gold knives and forks (even the movie stars don't have/buy solid gold dinner knives and forks), gold plates, gold everything, Stuben crystal, a Mansion, the finest imported wood paneling on his walls, while the members did not even have their own building to meet in.

48.) The "Fat" Sheep that Herbert stripped, were the sheep that sold their houses, and then Herbert bought himself a 10 million dollar jet.

49.) Armstrong did "not" help the weak sheep in his congregation. Armstrong disfellowshipped/threw out the weak sheep in his congregation.

50.) Armstrong fulfilled the prophecy of the "worthless shepherd perfectly" because Armstrong could not use 1 arm and was blind in his right eye:
"What sorrow awaits this worthless shepherd who abandons the flock! The sword will cut his arm and pierce his right eye. His arm will become useless, and his right eye completely blind." Zechariah 11:17 And in duality Armstrong's right hand man Garner Ted, became completely useless, a fornicator, and had to be thrown out.

51.) Armstrong's 1st office was in a Masonic Building in Eugene, Oregon.

52.) Most of the halls that Armstrong had his churches meet in were Masonic Halls, (and still are today). This is because the Jesuit Stan Rader was in charge, and Armstrong condoned meeting in the Devil's halls.

53.) You cannot meet in the Devil's Masonic Halls to serve the Living true God.

54.) The leader of the Living Church of God, Roderick Meredith, was of the Satanic Order of DeMolay/a young Masonic group.

55.) The Devil is alive and well in the LCG (Living Church of God). 7 members were murdered during services in the Living Church of God, proving the Devil is active in the LCG.

56.) The people murdered in the Living Church of God were a foretaste of the Pope murdering people, "because":
Terry RATSman the murderer, and the
Pope RATZinger are type and anti-type. 

57.) The Catholic Pope is a "zinger" of a rat compared to demonic Living Church of God RATSman.

64.) Because Herbert Armstrong was guilty of committing incest/raping his daughter Dorothy for 10 long years, therefore "BY THEIR FRUITS YOU SHALL KNOW THEM=he was not converted because you can't be converted and for ten years be raping your daughter. 

65.) Herbert never denied raping his daughter Dorothy. In fact Herbert admitted it, by stating when cornered in Court, and elsewhere, that: "Sometimes I wasn't as close to God as I should have been". If you were accused of raping your daughter you would deny it, not say that you weren't as close to God as you should have been.

66.) Nearly all the churches of God are liars bearing false witness about Herbert's immorality, just like Penn State did to cover up Sanduski's immorality.
67.) When the "two witnesses" are killed, seven thousand of the Illuminati die instantly. 

68.) God spoke the world and the Universe into existence the same way a person uses a voice recognition program: a person speaks and a printer prints. By speaking you can make ink words on paper come into existence.
69.) The 10,000 Holy Ones that Christ arrives with are 10,000 from the 1st Earth age of Atlantis. 

70.) There are 57 types of aliens, of which 3 types are different sized "Greys". 

71.) The Greys have been troubling mankind for the last 4,000 years.

72.) Men will hide themselves in the ground and the rocks of the earth; men have built underground cities, and some have been hollowed out two miles across. Though they dig into Sheol, From there will My hand take them Amos 9:2.
79.) Princess Diana was murdered on the ancient sacrificial altar spot of Pont de L’Alma (under which there is now the tunnel in which she was murdered on the 13th pillar). Diana was sacrificed in the tunnel De L’ Alma that is the location of an ancient sacrificial site, an ancient pagan temple placed on an energy line and dedicated to Artemis/ Diana Goddess of the Moon.

80.) Princess Diana was buried on an island where Royalty "only" bury their dogs. The island is in an ornamental lake known as The Round Oval within Althorp Park's gardens. THEY'VE BURIED DIANA ON DOG ISLAND a graveyard for animals only. Headstones marking up to five animals were removed to make way for her. That is "how" God "Line of Judah" is really thought of by the Royals from Germany.
84.) Because of the "evil" angels who might attack her, a woman must keep her head covered when she prays. She shows she is obedient to her husband, Yeshua and Father, and therefore the evil demons leave her alone. That is what the Bible means when the Bible states: Because of the Angels. 1 Corinthians 11:10.

85.) A man does not need to wear a prayer shawl because he can speak to Father man to man and not have to hide under it or in it, as the Jewish men do when they use the prayer shawl.
89.) Ambassador Hall and its grounds were built on the basis of a Pagan Occult Temple,
with the fountain in front forming equating to the penis and vagina of the edifice.

90.) Ambassador Hall has a "secret room" in its ceiling, exactly like the Masonic expensive halls.

You can read the full list here:  By the Proof of these Restored Doctrines The Obedient Church of God TO COG "IS" The CEO of "all" the Church of God THE ENDTIME WORK OF ROMANS 9:28 20+ RESTORED "Critical" DOCTRINES of God