Monday, September 5, 2022

Petulant Man-Child Melts Down Over New British Prime Minister - Another Sure Sign Of The End Times

 


The accurate prophet in our midst made a prophecy early this morning that came true within an hour or so of claiming Bwana Bob Thiel would melt down over Liz Truss. the new British Prime Minister.


DennisCDiehl said...
Let's get this prediction over with: 
 
Now that Liz Truss is going on to be British Prime Minister, we can expect the "children shall be their oppressors and WOMEN SHALL RULE OVER THEM" nonsense from Bob. 
 
To be clear, the text and context is calling the MALE leaders of Israel as useless as "women" and about as mature as "children". It was not a literal reference to a change in gender or age in leadership as a sure sign of the end of all things.Monday, September 5, 2022 at 6:26:00 AM PDT

After reading Dennis' comment here, the Great Bwana had to immediately get to the task of deriding the new British Prime Ministers, former President Obama, and others while getting his self-righteous knickers in a twist of women ruling over men. I think part of Bwana Bob's beef with women is that the male leaders in the Church of God have been such EPIC failures that he knows that if a strong woman stepped in that she could lead far more effectively with compassion than he and his other self-appointed testosterone deficient beta-boys have been doing, but that's another story.

Bwana Bob starts off by quoting a couple new stories and then says that Prime Minister Truss has already pissed off the Europeans with some of her stances. This immediately set off the beta-boy alarms in his head that this is a sure sign of prophecy where Europe will soon invade Great Britain and take them captive. Oh, the Armstrongite mind is a wonderous thing!

She has espoused positions that the European Union does not like (e.g. see EU and Ireland not pleased with UK’s protocol bill for Northern Ireland), hence while she is not Boris Johnson (who the EU did not like), she is not likely to be able to heal the rift between the UK and EU.

Then the Great Bwana had to quote a GERMAN article about Truss. The alarm bells started clanging louder and louder. The Germans!!!!!!!!! Oh, noes!

The German press reported:

5 September 2022
What foreign policy issues face the UKs new leader?

The new prime minister will also have to steer the UK on the international stage with Russia’s war in Ukraine, an increasingly assertive China, and ongoing tensions with the European Union over the aftermath of Brexit topping that agenda.

Truss said she would tear up parts of the Northern Ireland Protocol, a step that could lead to a new trade barriers or even legal difficulties with the EU.

A bill to unilaterally scrap some customs checks to ease the movement of goods between Northern Ireland and the rest of Britain is working its way through the British parliament, and Truss said last month that if picked as prime minister she would seek to deliver that legislation in full. Liz Truss to be next British prime minister (Bob, please learn how to use hyperlinks)

Then horror of horrors, the Great Bwana did not like that Truss voted for gay marriage (a sure sign of the downfall of the British Israelite nations but interestingly never an issue for the non-Israelitish nations which have also approved it).

As far as signs that are not good go, on “LGBTQ+ rights,” Liz Truss, according to Reuters, voted for gay marriage and has never voted against “LGBTQ+ rights” — but that is contrary to the Bible. 
 
Liz Truss will likely try her best to lead, but she has not shown a strong reverence for scripture. The following came to mind related to her and many other politicians:

1 Unless the Lord builds the house,
They labor in vain who build it;
Unless the Lord guards the city,
The watchman stays awake in vain. (Psalm 127:1)

The Great Bwana is worried about the sanctity of marriage when his very own church has a background that is filled with adultery, incest, rapes, and stalkings - most of it committed by the leadership of the COG. As for Truss supposedly not showing a "strong reverence for scripoture" pray to tell me when the COG self-appointed leaders ever have? In the last 35 years, we have witnessed a cesspool of spiritually and morally bankrupt men take power in the church with no reverence to scripture whatsoever.

Then the Great Bwana had to take a swipe at former President Obama for wanting to see more women leaders in other countries, in spite of the fact that Herbert Armstrong and many other COG leaders looked at Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher as the strong leader the UK needed and basically groveled at her feet in admiration. But, because former President Obama said it, it is wrong:

Of course, Liz Truss is also a woman. A while back, former US President Barack Obama said he wanted women to rule over every country:

December 16, 2019 
 
Speaking at a private event in Singapore on Monday, President Obama said that if women ran every country, we would all live with significantly improved living standards and there would be less war and strife. When it comes to leadership, women are “indisputably better” than men, Obama said, according to the BBC, which was apparently invited to the event
 
Most of the world’s problems, Obama said, stem from too many old men in positions of power, an obvious slight directed at President Donald Trump, though he wasn’t explicitly named. 
 
Although they’re not perfect, women are so much more advanced and even-headed than men, that Obama believes if women were given two years running every country on earth, all of our problems would be fixed.

“Now women, I just want you to know; you are not perfect, but what I can say pretty indisputably is that you’re better than us [men].” 
 
“I’m absolutely confident that for two years if every nation on earth was run by women, you would see a significant improvement across the board on just about everything…living standards and outcomes.” 
 
When asked if he would ever consider going back into political leadership, he said he believed in leaders stepping aside when the time came. 
 
“If you look at the world and look at the problems it’s usually old people, usually old men, not getting out of the way,” he said. 
 
“It is important for political leaders to try and remind themselves that you are there to do a job, but you are not there for life, you are not there in order to prop up your own sense of self importance or your own power.”

The Great Bwana is on a roll and continues with this:

Barack Obama, when president, refused to enforce the Defense of Marriage Act, and eventually supported its removal. He has assisted many in declaring their sin like Sodom (more biblical warnings about Sodom are in the article: The Bible Condemns Homosexuality).

The Bible also condemns liars, self-appointed false prophets, corrupt leaders, blasphemers of the Word, and those that use the law as a weapon over grace. But then, this totally goes over the heads of self-appointed COG leaders as they imagine themselves as the most perfect men to ever walk the earth. 

Then the Great Bwana gets to the gist of his posting...blasphemous ruling women! Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!

And, also notice, that the Bible warns against women ruling. It is not that they can never help, but God says those who promote such things are causing people to err and get their way destroyed.

The Great Bwana ends with this:

Although Barack Obama, particularly while campaigning to become US President, repeatedly claimed to be a Christian, he has overlooked many scriptures. 

COG ministers and leaders, like Bob Thiel, claim to be Christian yet overlook the scriptures that do not fit their legalistic views.

Jesus said that Christians are supposed to live “by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God” (Matthew 4:4).

Something the Church of God has never done. That is price but the very fact they claim grace is a license to sin.

The Bible does NOT teach that the world would be a better place if old men move aside and let women rule. 
 
Furthermore, the Bible teaches what the solution is. 
 
It is repentance and turning to Jesus, individually (Acts 2:38) as well as repentance nationally to save a people (Hosea 11:3a, 5b-7).

When has the COG leadership ever turned to Jesus? They can't even mention his name 95% of the time.  

Since national repentance is not expected, the end of the USA (Daniel 11:39) and other governments of this world is coming:

15 Then the seventh angel sounded: And there were loud voices in heaven, saying, “The kingdoms of this world have become the kingdoms of our Lord and of His Christ, and He shall reign forever and ever!” (Revelation 11:15-16)

Perhaps the bigger issue is that the Church of God has failed to repent of its grievous sins, false prophecies morally and spiritually bankrupt self-appointed leaders, incorrect church doctrines, and its continuing quest to shackle its members with spirit-quenching blasphemous biblical interpretations.

Perhaps God is waiting for the COG leadership to repent of their sins and then maybe the glory of the kingdom can shine forth upon all.

 


Crackpot Prophet Mocks Preppers For Creating Safety Bunkers While He Plans On Taking His Followers To Petra

 


For decades now the Churches of God have had men who claim they will lead true believers, who have been tested by fire and God, to a place of final training, whether it be Pella or Petra. These men have all made superfantastical claims as to how true believers would get there, what would happen to them there and how it would be the training ground for future kings, priests, gods, goddesses, and teachers who will whip the world back into shape after the tribulation has destroyed much of humanity. 

How can anyone forget Gerald Waterhouse and his butt-numbing 4-hour sermons on this stupidity? Next to Bob Thiel the church has never had a bigger false teacher in its midst than this man. 

Even Rod Meredith would wax eloquently on this topic, but his version of the story was always darker as his followers were going to weld rods of iron to whip and beat people into submission. Corporal punishment would be the theme of the day instead of grace and mercy in the presence of Christ. No modern penitentiary could ever compare to the brutality these people were willing to dish out at offenders of the law, most of the time with gleeful anticipation.

Church of God leaders were effective tools in making church members believe they could save their Laodicean asses from end-time trials and tribulations. That brings us today to our very own self-appointed prophet, The Great Bwana Bob Thiel, the most important Church of God leader in 2,000 years. Through him, people will be able to gather in a place of safety for 3 1/2 years of training as he bounces and flounces in the Petra amphitheater muttering gibberish.

What has set the almost arrested Great Bwana off today is a couple articles he read about doomsday preppers who are building luxurious bunkers to care for their families and a few close friends should war or natural disaster wreck this country. It infuriates his little mind that these people have the financial means to build such places while he will have nothing to offer his followers once they get to Petra. Heck, he can't even gain the cooperation of Jordanian officials because NONE of them have any idea who he is.

After quoting two different articles about preppers, he condemns their actions as ultimately ineffective (much like his ministry).

He makes the following comments:

So, Jesus said there will be wars, food shortages, and troubles–we have been seeing these this year.

Let me add that the USA, for one example, will end up much worse than even most preppers think.

Is hording gold or prepping the answer?

No.

Jesus warned:

19 Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal; 20 but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. (Matthew 6:19-21)

Now, that does NOT mean that having food or money for emergencies is not a good idea:

6 Go to the ant, you sluggard! Consider her ways and be wise, 7 Which, having no captain, Overseer or ruler, 8Provides her supplies in the summer, And gathers her food in the harvest. (Proverbs 6:6-8)

22 A good man leaves an inheritance to his children’s children (Proverbs 13:22a).

3 A prudent man forsees evil and hides himself, But the simple pass on and are punished (Proverbs 22:3). 

 Of course, since gold is regarded as a disaster hedge by many investors, prudence might dictate that perhaps a small fraction of your liquid assets be in gold: (Caulkins J. WHEN MONEY FAILS. Good News, WCG, October-November 1979)

When a COG prophet has to use old Worldwide Church of God articles you immediately know the guy is ignorant about his topic. But, that doesn't stop the greatest Church of God leader in human history from saying more stupidity:

Jesus tells His followers to watch, pray, and change enough to be accounted worthy to escape these things. Physical protection from the coming hour of trial is possible to those who will properly heed the word of God (cf. Zephaniah 2:1-3). Jesus clarifies in Revelation 3 that He is specifically referring to proving protection to the Philadelphian Christians.

Furthermore the Bible is clear that NOT ALL CHRISTIANS are promised this protection:

14 But the woman was given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness to her place, where she is nourished for a time and times and half a time, from the presence of the serpent. 15 So the serpent spewed water out of his mouth like a flood after the woman, that he might cause her to be carried away by the flood. 16 But the earth helped the woman, and the earth opened its mouth and swallowed up the flood which the dragon had spewed out of his mouth. 17 And the dragon was enraged with the woman, and he went to make war with the rest of her offspring, who keep the commandments of God and have the testimony of Jesus Christ. (Revelation 12:14-17)

Two types of Christians are discussed above. A group that flees to a place and the rest that do not do so.

While there is a certain escape involved in this, the protected Christians are not going to their personal ‘bolthouses,’ but are going to a place that God has prepared in the wilderness.

Unless you are a follower of the almost arrested modern-day Elisha/Elijah, the greatest human Church of God leader in church history, you will have no idea when to flee or where to flee to. God will not tell you where to go, only the Great Bwana can do that. Only those that follow the one true COG leader will save their sorry asses. No prepper cave or bunker can save anyone, only Bwana Bob can.

 



Sunday, September 4, 2022

What the COG's Still Fail To Understand

 


All of the demands and blustering from COG ministers and leaders about the law and proper Sabbath keeping have failed generations of Church of God members about what worshipping God truly is about. It is not sitting in church or a living room listening to tapes of some loudmouth talking about everything except Christ. 

To worship the one on High as COG's claim to do means putting that faith into action in the world around them, becoming the hands and feet of Christ bringing a foretaste of that heavenly banquet. It is not up to some pontificating blowhard shouting from the pulpit, at a church presentation, on a telecast, or in some magazine article. These guys are totally bankrupt in what practicing the Christain faith is all about or for that matter, trying to share the "good news". This is why NONE of them are making any impact. Until church members put their faith into action in their communities the church will never amount to anything.