Friday, June 7, 2013

Dave Pack: The Days Will Soon Be Over When 4 Different COG Congregations Meet In The Same City



Dave wants you to know that it is an INCREDIBLE waste of HIS money when various COG's have Sabbath services in the same town but in different locations.  Soon he will be paying for the largest and best hall available in towns where one of HIS ministers will be preaching HIS understanding and collecting HIS tithe money.

Dave says that he and his League of 16 have been working for months planning this out.  That statement alone shows how delusional this man is. He is planning on this great reunification, spending tens of thousands of dollars in tithe money doing it, for something that will NEVER happen.

Of course for this miraculous thing to happen the ministers flocking in from the 700 some splinter groups will all have to reeducation in Davey Speak.

Let’s start with the Sabbath. Four or more services (all requiring rental payment) in the same city under four or more pastors (most on salary)—the height of inefficiency, particularly for small groups—will be replaced with just one service and one pastor. The best hall will be retained (only if the congregation can fit), and so will the funds that were wasted on rental payments for the unneeded ones. Some pastors will continue serving where they are, while many others will be reassigned. Our Church Administration staff has been carefully working on maps for months to plan for this. Of course, we do not know how many ministers will return, and how many will not, but projections are underway to have MANY pastors, and in all the key areas. This will be possible no matter the number who refuse to return to God’s Church, Work, Government and Truth when He signals them. There will also be a Ministerial “Unity Conference” within a few weeks of the remnant’s return. More on this at the end.
 Areas where there is currently no congregation will in many cases now HAVE ONE. This is because the size of God’s Church will soon be much larger than the largest splinter—probably many thousands more. No matter the number of ministers who choose to be faithful when God presents their last opportunity, there will be more ministers and congregations, and almost certainly BY FAR, than any group is experiencing now. A great many additional, qualified men will go into immediate training so the ministry can soon be expanded, meaning (many?) more congregations can begin each year as they always did in a regular rhythm in the Worldwide Church of God. This will also be in part because the Work of God will be so large (recall last week’s announcement) that great numbers of additional brethren—vast thousands—will pour into the Church just as they once did. With all competition eliminated (again recall last week), the number coming into the Church each of the few remaining years left will be much greater than all the splinters, as well as God’s Church, which has been growing the fastest for a long time, put together. Growth will simply explode, probably into the thousands each year—as it did in the late 1950s, ‘60s, ‘70s and ‘80s when the Church was on track. In fact, expect this!


Dave Pack Says: "We will again enjoy the same socials, activities, sporting events and tournaments, Spokesman and Graduate Clubs, Youth Camps, Sabbath services, pastors, meeting sites for the Feast of Tabernacles, college and Ministerial Conferences."



Davey wants you to be lamenting right now that all the brethren no longer gather together for socials, tournaments and Spokesman Club. The glory days of the 1950's and 1960's were a perfect time in Armstrongism. Everyone was unified and in the same spirit.  Yeah right, when jack-asses fly. 


First we must think for a moment about weddings and funerals taking place today. When brethren temporarily come together for these kinds of events, it reminds them of the divided state of God’s people. Many friends and family members attending in separate groups who have not spoken with each other sometimes for years are excited to see each other at these occasions. They often talk of wishing they were all back together—lamenting that this is impossible due to the multiple groups. They reminisce over the “good old days,” and the “way things used to be” in the WCG. These are common topics of conversation. Thousands deeply desire to be in one organization again, and are saddened that they are not. This situation is sad. And it has been the leaders who have made it impossible to be together.

Think of all that will happen when reunification occurs. Begin to make the following summary real in your mind’s eye: We will again enjoy the same socials, activities, sporting events and tournaments, Spokesman and Graduate Clubs, Youth Camps, Sabbath services, pastors, meeting sites for the Feast of Tabernacles, college and Ministerial Conferences.

This will NEVER happen.  That's a guaranteed fact that Dave is lying about.

Dave Pack Puts His 16 HQ Yes-Men/Ministers To Work Trying To Interpret His Gaseous Prophecies



Dave is boasting about putting his 16 HQ ministers to work trying to figure out what Dave is preaching.  That's 16 full time ministers for a congregation of less than 200 people.   Just making a rough estimate that his ministers make $60,000.00 (though we know for a fact that are receiving higher salaries) annually as a RCG minister, Dave is WASTING close to $1,000,000.00 by maintaining 16 full time ministers at his glorious HQ.  It's no wonder he is having such huge financial issues!

For over 14 years, The Restored Church of God has focused on leading those of like mind back to one group. We have striven to fulfill Christ’s description in Matthew 12:30—those who gather instead of scatter. We—I—did not see for a long time how God would return His people to His Church. I came to understand last August that He had an end-time “remnant” that He would bring back, but I did not at that time know how or when. I gave a series of seven sermons and Bible Studies on the remnant, starting with Romans 11:5, and why it applied to the end of the age, not the apostle Paul’s time. It was only later, beginning in early November, and focusing on Haggai and other verses in the Psalms, prophets, Ezra and Nehemiah and the writings of four different New Testament apostles, that I began to learn HOW God would fulfill His Plan—and WHEN. All 16 of our Headquarters ministers have spent a staggering amount of hours studying these verses, and there is complete agreement right down to the details. These announcements are explaining what God revealed, that was hidden in His Word, until His time to fulfill it had come.

Imagine that, a room full of yes men all getting together to CONFIRM that Dave is the most intelligent man to ever exist and that EVERYTHING he says directly comes from his god.  In the 2,000 some years of Christian history no man during this entire time had the inteligence or direction from God to understand these verses.  Only Dave can do that.

Dave Pack: God Is Going To Make A SPECIAL Announcement In 2 Weeks!






Davey wants you all to know that in 2 weeks God will be speaking through him with a mind boggling announcement.  Are you prepared?


Everyone will be reading these announcements, and soon everyone who hopes to retain God’s Spirit will have to ACT on their content. (Some thousands have already followed God’s Spirit back to His Church—His House.) Eventually, MANY thousands more will come!

Everyone wants to know WHEN this will happen—WHEN this prophecy will be fulfilled. God’s exact timing for action will be announced in two weeks!

We have seen the incredibly STUUUUUUPID Ron Weinlend be made out to be a fool and we now get to watch as Davey is made out to be a fool too.  Oh wait, that's already happened.

Dave Pack: Mockers Are Making Fun of Me!



Dave Pack, the leader of the most superfantabulous Church of God to ever exist in humanoid history is proving he is thin skinned.  After gloating about a supposed number  people that have checkout his weekend rants, he has to get a dig in at those of us that mock him.  Oh Boo Hoo!  Does the crybaby need his diaper changed?

You will notice as he starts off his weekly rant that he wants you to be impressed by numbers.  Numbers are important to Dave.  He assumes that with each high number we will be impressed.  those pussy boys in LCG and PCG cnat get these numbers so we are to stand in awe of Davey.

Over 20,000 people have read my mid-March article “God’s People Back Together—SOON!” (with dozens more every day). The great majority of these thousands are asleep and in disbelief of the prophecy. Some of the same thousands are reading every week, many no doubt out of curiosity but most of the others simply in disbelief (this includes mockers looking for “entertainment”). A few hundreds (possibly thousands) of readers appear to be in partial or even full agreement. This means most are not yet reading and believing what is being posted.

Dave is still bristling that the fact that the overwhelming majority of COG members and ex-members  continue to ignore him.  Even worse, they don't send him their money.

Davey though thinks that we will be in soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much awe in the next few weeks from his glorious words that we will stop mocking him and return home to the "truth once delivered" and join forces with the most superfantabulous COG ever to exist.

The prophecy that I have been explaining actually reveals that this would happen. But the content and magnitude of coming announcements will change both these positions in a BIG WAY in weeks to come. The prophecy also makes this plain. Everyone will be reading these announcements, and soon everyone who hopes to retain God’s Spirit will have to ACT on their content. (Some thousands have already followed God’s Spirit back to His Church—His House.) Eventually, MANY thousands more will come!