Thursday, January 19, 2017

Ron Weinland Pumps Up The Estrogen As The Testosterone Level of His Church Goes Limp



Paroled felon Ron Weinland has been struggling to maintain his membership rolls ever since he was sent to prison for a prophetic 3 1/2 years.  Scores of members have left  over the last few years as the cult implodes around them.  Weinland has always had more women than men as members, and those men he did have tended to be rather impotent milquetoasts, particularly his son Jeremey.

When Weinland went to prison he soon made his dingy wife and money laundering daughter "evangelists" so they could preach in his absence.  These two loons further drove members away.

Weinland had a vision from his god recently where it told him to start ordaining women.

This announcement regarding women ordinations is supposed to be an earth shattering event in the Church of God.

You can't have a Millennium without this being set right. You cannot have the kind of Millennium that God describes, that He's going to give to this world until this is set right, that families are set right, that attitudes of men toward women and women toward men and women toward themselves and men toward themselves and how they think about things in the world, about how they think about everything, even about themselves. So often we keep ourselves prisoner, or human beings do. We're prisoners to our thinking. We're in bondage because of our thinking, and when we come into God's Church God calls us to begin a process of healing to get that thinking leveled out and to begin to be straightened out so that He can work with us. More and more we come into greater oneness and unity of mind with God and God's ways. We are so blessed because for 6,000 years people haven't known these things. 
So again, Sabbath services last week began by a woman, Beth, who had been ordained to the level of pastor in God's Church, the second such woman to be ordained to that position, who gave the opening prayer to begin Sabbath services. Momentous! Awesome! Just the fact that two in God's Church have been ordained to that level within the ministry is an awesome thing, an incredible thing. It's never happened, never happened in God's Church before, not in 2,000 years. So this is incredible for God's Church and it sets us apart farther and farther, a greater gulf between us and the Church that was scattered. They're going to have a difficult time. Can you imagine? That's why I talk about that 63,000. 63,000 people out there that God's going to be give opportunity to. That means He's going to draw them by the power of His holy spirit to give them opportunity in the mind to "see" things that they cannot otherwise see. Now, that's awesome! It's just like when God begins to call us He has to place in our mind things that give us the ability to perceive the truth; otherwise, we wouldn't be able to. We wouldn't be able to act upon it. 

Weinland believes his ordaining women to the roll of pastor is going to bring in 63,000 COG members from other groups.  Apparently Dave Pack is not the only nut job to believe that he can poach members from other COG's.   Can you imagine 63,000 people streaming to Weinland just to hear his dingbat wife, crooked daughter Laura, and a couple other women preach?  The only kicker to Weinland's plan is that the only thing he has them doing right now is opening and closing prayers.

A comment on Don't Drink the Flavor Aid had this to say:


Woman are speaking now in opening or closing Prayers as there are no men left to speak of. As to the prophecies of the 3rd great prophet – daughter Audrey, I just re-read the transcripts of her testimony from the trial. She is a blithering uneducated fool. Quite a laugh to say that one with zero Biblical knowledge is number 3 in prophetic ability. Wake up PKG to the simplest of realities – YOU ARE BEING CONNED. Your 3rd in rank and power is a biblical illiterate and not the sharpest knife in the drawer where everything else that matters is concerned. READ THE TRANSCRIPTS!
There will be NO growth externally nor internally as their teens drop out the second they reach 18, proof they are much smarter than their parents/grandparents raising them! None of their kids have stayed and I am speaking to a few SENIOR ELDERS. Please wake up!

Weinland continue:

So exactly seven years ago God inspired it to be stated to the Church what was given at the end of that sermon. I'm going to condense one paragraph into one basic sentence stated: "As God's end-time apostle I am announcing today that women are to be ordained as ministers in God's Church." What an incredible step that was! Unheard of for nearly 2,000 years! So this is what led up to the establishment of Truth #52 and Truth #53 about, at least being set for the Church. It was there, but then they were stated as the truths God had given. 52 about "God is restoring knowledge concerning the rightful place of women in the family." And 53, "The ordination of women in the Church."
There you have it!  Pack your bags and head over to Weinland's cult!  Forgot weak little Dave Pack.  His three ministers that his god was going to slaughter are still alive and kicking.  Weinland's the man now, or maybe Audra and Laura are the men now.

The future of Weinland's cult.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...


“Weinland has always had more women than men as members, and those men he did have tended to be rather impotent milquetoasts, particularly his son Jeremey.”


That is probably because Ronald Weinland writes prophetic fantasy fiction. Women just love to read fantasy fiction.

Anonymous said...


“So again, Sabbath services last week began by a woman, Beth, who had been ordained to the level of pastor in God's Church, the second such woman to be ordained to that position, who gave the opening prayer to begin Sabbath services. Momentous! Awesome! Just the fact that two in God's Church have been ordained to that level within the ministry is an awesome thing, an incredible thing. It's never happened, never happened in God's Church before, not in 2,000 years. So this is incredible for God's Church and it sets us apart farther and farther, a greater gulf between us and the Church that was scattered.”


That's right, Weino. More and more incredible heresy from a false prophet like yourself really will set you apart from the true church. As in the story of Lazarus and the rich man, the “great gulf” might become so wide that it will prevent you from crossing over to the other side and being saved.

Anonymous said...


“FEMINISM encourages women to LEAVE their husbands, KILL their children, PRACTICE witchcraft, DESTROY capitalism, and BECOME lesbians.”--Pat Robertson


Wow! Even the ham-eating, Sunday-keeping sinners have some things right.

Black Ops Mikey said...

You know, we're all waiting around for the first semi-major minor ACoG cult to go under. We can smell the blood in the water. Will it be Pack? Flurry? Meredith?

Well, Conald Swineland is putting his hopes in the women. Dunno, I've been researching FemiNazis and I have to say, this could shape up to be devastating to what's left of his cult engine revenue generating Luxury Fund. The FemiNazis are extremely aggressive. We've seen what they've done to the atheists, just think how they could gut the PKG.

Byker Bob said...

He's forgetting the hardcore Armstrongite mindset. Members would most likely consider this "new truth" about women speaking in church to be like falling away from British Israelism.

I always laugh when I see the use and overuse of the phrase "God's Church". Any YHWH based church or religion is God's Church. Armstrongites always use the phrase as code for the people who follow the so-called 18 restored truths.

BB

Connie Schmidt said...

Weinland is getting so KOOKY , that the television show "Sister Wives" seems sane and a better religious alternative than he is!