Obedient Church of God: Wit and Wisdom Of The End Time Witness

Here are some "truths" you never heard Herbert teach you!  Even Meredith, Pack and Flurry are blind to these amazing truths!!!! Read them and sit in amazement.  Imagine what the Kingdom will be like if we are receiving this much information in advance!

27.) There are 80 Books of the Bible that you are to use= not 66. The original 1611 King James Version had 80 books.

28.) There will only 100 or a very small group in the Place of Safety, because when you divide 6,000 years into 144,000 you only get 24 people a year.

34.) At the Feast of Tabernacles you do urban camping in your hotel room using a tent.

I will make you live in tents "again" as you did during your appointed festivals. Hosea 12:9. My people will dwell in tents. You purchase a tent and dwell in a tent on your hotel room bed or floor, just like the Israelites did.  

41.) The 2nd Christ to arrive circa 2019 will be the "real" Yahveh/Christ.

44.) The two witnesses are the "two bears" that will tear the world apart for mocking God’s way of life.

47.) H. Armstrong was also the worthless Shepherd that stripped the hooves off the fat sheep, by buying himself a 10 million dollar jet, 1 million in art, solid gold knives and forks (even the movie stars don't have/buy solid gold dinner knives and forks), gold plates, gold everything, Stuben crystal, a Mansion, the finest imported wood paneling on his walls, while the members did not even have their own building to meet in.

48.) The "Fat" Sheep that Herbert stripped, were the sheep that sold their houses, and then Herbert bought himself a 10 million dollar jet.

49.) Armstrong did "not" help the weak sheep in his congregation. Armstrong disfellowshipped/threw out the weak sheep in his congregation.

50.) Armstrong fulfilled the prophecy of the "worthless shepherd perfectly" because Armstrong could not use 1 arm and was blind in his right eye:

"What sorrow awaits this worthless shepherd who abandons the flock! The sword will cut his arm and pierce his right eye. His arm will become useless, and his right eye completely blind." Zechariah 11:17 And in duality Armstrong's right hand man Garner Ted, became completely useless, a fornicator, and had to be thrown out.

51.) Armstrong's 1st office was in a Masonic Building in Eugene, Oregon.

52.) Most of the halls that Armstrong had his churches meet in were Masonic Halls, (and still are today). This is because the Jesuit Stan Rader was in charge, and Armstrong condoned meeting in the Devil's halls.

53.) You cannot meet in the Devil's Masonic Halls to serve the Living true God.

54.) The leader of the Living Church of God, Roderick Meredith, was of the Satanic Order of DeMolay/a young Masonic group.

55.) The Devil is alive and well in the LCG (Living Church of God). 7 members were murdered during services in the Living Church of God, proving the Devil is active in the LCG.

56.) The people murdered in the Living Church of God were a foretaste of the Pope murdering people, "because":

Terry RATSman the murderer, and the

Pope RATZinger are type and anti-type. 

57.) The Catholic Pope is a "zinger" of a rat compared to demonic Living Church of God RATSman.

64.) Because Herbert Armstrong was guilty of committing incest/raping his daughter Dorothy for 10 long years, therefore "BY THEIR FRUITS YOU SHALL KNOW THEM=he was not converted because you can't be converted and for ten years be raping your daughter. 

65.) Herbert never denied raping his daughter Dorothy. In fact Herbert admitted it, by stating when cornered in Court, and elsewhere, that: "Sometimes I wasn't as close to God as I should have been". If you were accused of raping your daughter you would deny it, not say that you weren't as close to God as you should have been.

66.) Nearly all the churches of God are liars bearing false witness about Herbert's immorality, just like Penn State did to cover up Sanduski's immorality.

67.) When the "two witnesses" are killed, seven thousand of the Illuminati die instantly. 

68.) God spoke the world and the Universe into existence the same way a person uses a voice recognition program: a person speaks and a printer prints. By speaking you can make ink words on paper come into existence.

69.) The 10,000 Holy Ones that Christ arrives with are 10,000 from the 1st Earth age of Atlantis. 

70.) There are 57 types of aliens, of which 3 types are different sized "Greys". 

71.) The Greys have been troubling mankind for the last 4,000 years.

72.) Men will hide themselves in the ground and the rocks of the earth; men have built underground cities, and some have been hollowed out two miles across. Though they dig into Sheol, From there will My hand take them Amos 9:2.

79.) Princess Diana was murdered on the ancient sacrificial altar spot of Pont de L’Alma (under which there is now the tunnel in which she was murdered on the 13th pillar). Diana was sacrificed in the tunnel De L’ Alma that is the location of an ancient sacrificial site, an ancient pagan temple placed on an energy line and dedicated to Artemis/ Diana Goddess of the Moon.

80.) Princess Diana was buried on an island where Royalty "only" bury their dogs. The island is in an ornamental lake known as The Round Oval within Althorp Park's gardens. THEY'VE BURIED DIANA ON DOG ISLAND a graveyard for animals only. Headstones marking up to five animals were removed to make way for her. That is "how" God "Line of Judah" is really thought of by the Royals from Germany.

84.) Because of the "evil" angels who might attack her, a woman must keep her head covered when she prays. She shows she is obedient to her husband, Yeshua and Father, and therefore the evil demons leave her alone. That is what the Bible means when the Bible states: Because of the Angels. 1 Corinthians 11:10.

85.) A man does not need to wear a prayer shawl because he can speak to Father man to man and not have to hide under it or in it, as the Jewish men do when they use the prayer shawl.

89.) Ambassador Hall and its grounds were built on the basis of a Pagan Occult Temple,

with the fountain in front forming equating to the penis and vagina of the edifice.

90.) Ambassador Hall has a "secret room" in its ceiling, exactly like the Masonic expensive halls.

You can read the full list here:  By the Proof of these Restored Doctrines The Obedient Church of God TO COG "IS" The CEO of "all" the Church of God THE ENDTIME WORK OF ROMANS 9:28 20+ RESTORED "Critical" DOCTRINES of God

  

 

Obedient Church of God: Helen Keller and Shrek Are Satanists!

Did you know that Helen Keller and Shrek are Satanists?  Did you  know that George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Obama are Satanists too?  What about Amy Grant and Celine Dion?  Yep, Satanists too!

Thanks to those fine folk at Obedient Church of God (Thanks Herbert Armstrong!) it can now be revealed that many world leaders are Satanists.

Helen Keller developed the hand sign for American Sign Language to be this:

According to OCOG this is a sign for Satan worshipers, therefore Helen Keller was a Satan worshiper.

Since the Hook 'em hand sign for the Texas Longhorns is similar, they too are all Satanists:

It continues to boggle my mind that Armstrongites can be soooooooooooo gullible and freely fall for this bullshit as if it was true and necessary for salvation.  It's no wonder Armstrongism has no credibility any more.

You can read this nonsense here and even watch an equally idiotic video: It's WORSE Than You Know!

Obedient Church of God on "Sinisters" and the Turkey-god

Those delusional folk in Obedient Church of God are back with more mind-numbing stupidity.  Lawrence Nowell has up several sermon tapes railing against all kinds of sins present in the Churches of God.

Lawrence Nowell is that mentally disturbed COG splinter cult minster that proclaimed he and his cult were ready to KILL the sabbath breakers, pork eaters and all around heathens, to help bring forth what he thinks is the kingdom of God.  See: The Obedient Church of God Ready To Kill The Disobedient


He is particularly incensed right now in those pathetic Armstrongites that worshiped the Turkey-god on Thanksgiving day.  He is also ticked off at COG ministers so much so that he calls them "Sinisters."

I also have a feeling this is the nut job that James Malm is getting some of his filth from.  Nowell is all about New Moons, and other silliness that Malm is promoting.  Malm has not yet bought into the sacred names baloney that Nowell uses..

A reader here sent me the link to his latest sermon.  If you want to hear 2 hours of the stupidest sermon you will ever hear, take a listen to this one.  Dave Pack and Weinerdude Wienland pale in comparison!

You will just love how he sings along with the music recordings at the beginning of the video. 

Nowell talks about Sky-father day,  Mother-goddess day and Turkey -god day.

 50.)           There is such duplicity in the Churches of God; duplicity because the Churches of God offshoots say that you can’t celebrate Christmas because it has pagan roots. Then they say, oh, you can celebrate Turkey-god Day. Well, Turkey-god Day has pagan roots whether you say so or not; Turkey-god Day goes back 4,000 years to Ra-Osiris who sprang forth from the egg laid by the Cosmic Goose, whether you say so or not.

51.)            If you say you are doing it [having a Thanksgiving Day Dinner] in honor of God, that is exactly the same as you saying you are doing Christmas in honor of God. You can’t do that; it is a pagan day.

52.)            All day long on November 22, 2012, on your radio it will be Harvest Home this and Harvest Home that. It is a pagan day and the President spares a turkey on that day. Why a turkey? Why doesn’t the President spare a lamb on Passover? It is because they broadcast a day and everybody else to celebrate Turkey-god Day coming up on November 22^nd. So give your head a shake. Or else you can celebrate Christmas. 

53.)            Whether you say it [Thanksgiving Day] is a pagan day or not, it doesn’t matter because when you are dead and gone, it will be 4001 years that it has been a pagan day. 

55.)            So if the other Churches of God want to have duplicity, and say it is just fine to have Turkey-god Day, or Mother-goddess Day to your dear sweet mother, or Sky-Father’s Day for your dear father when God says that He, God the Father, created the firmament, not Sky-father on the longest day of the year, just like Christmas is the shortest day of the year.

56.)            Duplicity all of you Churches of God. Duplicity is “contradictory doubleness of thought, speech, or action,” especially underlined with deceptive words. It is deceptive when you are telling your members it doesn’t have pagan roots when it does have pagan roots. Mother-goddess Day does, Sky-Father’s Day does, Turkey-god Day does, whether you say so and lie about it or not.

57.)            And no, Bradford didn’t just have the idea pop into his head, because Bradford celebrated for three days, the same way as the Pawnee Indians who sacrificed a virgin on their “Thanksgiving,” Harvest Home Festival. Indians were just fine with having a three-day festival, and that is what Bradford had.

58.)            Even Bradford didn’t just have it pop into his mind. He brought it with him from England or Holland.

59.)            Now duplicity is the quality or state of being double-minded; it is two-fold. So if you want to speak out of both sides of your mouth and say, can’t have Christmas Day because it has pagan roots; and on the other side of your mouth you say, we’re going to have Turkey-god Day, but don’t worry about its pagan roots because we aren’t doing that. We don’t have anything to do with the pagan roots.

60.)            Well then, you can have Christmas Day because you can say the same thing about Christmas; we are not doing it for any reason. Well, God says you can’t learn the way of the Gentile; so that should settle the argument right there, unless you want to tell God that you can learn the way of the Gentile.

92.)            The unclean won’t enter in. They just won’t enter in. And you are unclean if you sacrifice to pagan gods: if you have a turkey sitting on your table, [it is the same as the goose that gave its life for its young and laid the egg from which Ra-Osiris sprang.] It is unbelievable that you would continue doing such a thing.

 

He goes on and one about how half of the Churches of God are already keeping Friday as Sabbath or will soon by because of calendar changes.

It's fascinating listening to him, out of morbid curiosity though.  Then after about 10 minutes you have to shut him off because he is soooooooooooo incredibly off the wall that you can't handle it any more.

The idea that Church of God members give this man credence shows how sick Armstrongism has really sunk to.