David Passover Pack: It's Part of My Personalty To Mock

David Passover admits he is here to mock other COG leader and member.  Not as if any of us never knew....

 Moses had a strong hand; bring any names to mind? How about Arm-strong. Interesting. Now, every so often I suppose I oughta stop and say, brethren I'm not suggesting that any one of these points by itself would be enough to convince us the identities of these two final men, but I do understand that when you put them all together there would have to be a tremendous mass of evidence; when Jesus Christ came the first time it was understood, when he came the second time it's understood, when the beast arrives it's understood, when the false prophet arrives it's understood, when the tribulation begins, the Day of the Lord, it's understood, when great things happen in scriptures it's understood. When this prophecy was to be fulfilled it had to be understood; God had to be waiting with an avalanche followed by three tsunamis of information so only the carnal or the idolaters who want to reduce Mr. Armstrong. We're gonna show how some have been idolater in that way; later on I'm going to explain, if you're gonna be an idolater of Mr. Armstrong have a big idol – I'm having fun – I mean, don't be dumb, don't be a dumb idolater, be a good one , go big or stay home, you see? (Audience laughter). I'm gonna have fun with that later on. By the way, Elijah mocked once in a while and I have found that that is part of my personality (audience laughter), so… but anyway.  

David Passover Pack Pulls A Bob Thiel: I Am Doubly Blesssed And Therfore Elijah

What's with the COG leaders who think they are now "doubly blessed?"  First there was prophet and Chief Overseer Bob Thiel declaring his double blessing and now its David Passover Pack.  Which one is more legitimate?  Bob Thiel who was "doubly blessed" by a second rate elder in Living Church of God or David Passover doubly blessed by Herbert Armstrong? David Passover feels his double blessing is more significant than Thiel's. Both are really nothing more than unqualified buffoons regardless of who "blessed" them.

48: Let's read Deuteronomy – the end of the book of Deuteronomy right now – Deuteronomy 34 and verse 8. Moses in verse 1; his name's in verse 5; verse 7 Moses a hundred and (twenty); verse 8, "Children of Israel wept for Moses in the plains of Moab thirty days," Deuteronomy 34:8, "so the days of weeping an mourning for Moses were ended." They couldn't enter the Promised Land until they had mourned Moses for an entire month. "And Joshua the son of Nun was full of the spirit of wisdom; for Moses had laid his hands upon him," Mr. Armstrong approved my ordination; twice actually, "and the children of Israel hearkened unto him, and did as the LORD commanded Moses. And there rose not a prophet," verse 10, "since in Israel like unto Moses, whom the LORD knew face to face." I'm pretty sure that Moses didn't come back many centuries later and say, "Nobody ever rose like me." That shows you his works were edited; we all understood – that's no real mystery there, "In all the signs and the wonders, which the LORD sent him to do in the land of Egypt to Pharaoh, and to all his servants, and to all his land, and in all that mighty hand."

David Passover Pack: Though My Writings Are Not Scripture, They Very Likely Will Be!

When you deny something too many times it really means you believe it will happen.  Humble David Passover actually believes his writings will become scripture.  OK Brethren, let's turn to the book of First Herbert 666:130 that was edited by David Passover Pack from the holy words of Herbert Armstrong the restorer of all truth.

47: Moses' writings – I think you'll find this interesting – were apparently edited at least partly by Elijah. What?? Moses' writings were edited by Elijah? Now, mostly by Ezra, I understand that, but partly. I have come along and added. For instance, you close the book of Deuteronomy; everybody knows that somebody edited Deuteronomy, it describes many centuries after Moses' life and how he was buried, and the greatest prophet that had ever been – we'll come to that in a moment – well, he didn't record that himself, somebody else did. And we've all known that, long known that. But Elijah also wrote – still 47 – a great deal of scripture himself. Elijah was a big writer – now that's interesting – including much of the books of the Kings. This is all common knowledge. Now, I'm not saying my writings are scripture, or Mr. Armstrong's writings are scripture, I'm saying that Elijah's were and Moses' were, and that Elijah came and to a certain degree edited and added to what Moses did.