Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Dave Pack Has Numbered The Angels




Does anyone dare tell Dave that the number of angels is of no relevance to anyone?  Does it really matter?

“I beheld, and I heard the voice of many angels round about the throne and the beasts and the elders: and the number of them was ten thousand times ten thousand, and thousands of thousands” (vs. 11). Now, this is just the number of angels around God’s throne. Looks like it’s somewhere in the neighborhood…by one way of counting…of about 150 million angels—just the ones that are there.
Christ travels with 20,000 angels, so…I don’t know how many others there are. There is another way to look at this. The Greek may actually mean…Now, this will be hugely important later…may actually mean there are 100 million. “Ten thousand times ten thousand” is obviously 100 million but it’s 100 million times thousands and thousands. The Greek suggests…frankly, strongly…that’s a more correct way to look at it. So it’s vast, vast billions of angels, exist. Now, just file that. It will be bigger later on.

12 comments:

Hoss said...

But how many could stand on the point of a pin?

Sweetblood777 said...

Oh David, just where do you get your information? Your sayings are becoming more and more insane. It should be obvious that you are just making up stuff as you move along.

The next thing that you will be telling us is how many angels can sit on the end of a needle. Enough David. You don't need to say more. Your are bat shit crazy.

DennisCDiehl said...

In reality, not one angel exists. Or at least if you can't show it, you don't know it. :)

DennisCDiehl said...

Though it is a fact that ALL Gift Shop Angels are Female and all Bible Angels are Male. There are no female angels in the Bible. Even God has no female partner. Well He used to but she got written out of the text.

Some speculate that the Cherubs of Ezekiel which have four faces, that of a man, a bull, a lion and an eagle are representative of the four seasons. The man is Aquarius in Winter, three months later is Taurus the Bull in Spring, three months later is Leo the Lion of Summer and three months later Aquila the Eagle of Fall. Each of the four having six wings is 4x6 = 24...well you know....

Anonymous said...

What have angels been doing for billions of years? Do they have the internet and smartphones? I wonder if the rules allow them to go to movie theatres?
Why is it that humans that are under a hundred years old, will end up ruling over angels who are billions of years old. Common sense tells me that they (secretly) won't be happy with this arrangement.

Retired Prof said...

Dennis says, "Even God has no female partner. Well He used to but she got written out of the text."

I suspect the reason she got written out is to suppress the fact that the Holy Spirit was originally a female who felt like a male occupying a female body. He began to identify as a male. He lapped his robe the other way and fastened it at the neck with a bolo tie instead of a string of pearls. Today we would call him transgender. The family considered hormone therapy and surgery but rejected that option. They remembered their skill set and decided it was simpler just to perform a miracle.

Retired Prof said...

Also, Dennis, you are cruel to deny the existence of angels. Like fairies, they are vulnerable to human whims: every time a person stops believing in them, one dies.

Anonymous said...

There is another way to look at this. Now sir...you do realize that a year,..a year is what we humans here on earth would call 365 days, is actually us sitting on the earth for 365 days while we go around the sun once, not unlike the angels who can stand on the end of a pin...one that doesn't go around anything...mind you..like the sun..now the sun would be our star...for those who don't know what a star is, it is an explosion of light...but the Greek may actually mean…sumpthin different...like DD now means a Denier of Dave…Now, this will be hugely important later…Christ did not travel with 20,000 DD's, so…I don’t know how many others there are. There is no other another way to look at this!

Anonymous said...

"Christ travels with 20,000 angels..." Who cares how many angels are in Christ's entourage? Who would find this "fascinating"?

Anonymous said...

6.45AM the reason male rather than female angels were sent as messengers to humans, was because the female angels would gossip about what's happening in heaven.

Black Ops Mikey said...

Unfortunately for Davie Pack, there are no angels in his entourage.

God took a survey and found that none of the angels wanted to have anything to do with Pack.

Anonymous said...

"...was because the female angels would gossip about what's happening in heaven."

That reminds me of religious fanatics!
The House of Cards:52 weeks, 4 seasons, 13 weeks of each season, and a Joker for leap years. It could be said that 4x6 = 24 is for the 4 phases of each day, breakfast, lunch, dinner, and rest.