What a weak, impotent, pussy-whipped god it is that Dave follows. The poor thing just cannot get his work done because of all the interfering splinter group leaders out there. Why won't they just go away!!!!!!!!!!!! Never fear though, SuperD is here!.
With the soon coming demise of the three large splinter group leaders, SuperD comes to the rescue!
With ALL competition gone, The Restored Church of God will be the instrument through which Almighty God does “again” the Work accomplished under Mr. Armstrong’s leadership—and will thus be the only organization finishing God’s Work. May God help you see your potential role in this effort. Some in the “houses” have read these Friday announcements and already come with us as a direct result. (In fact, we just grew in numeric attendance by a greater amount in May than the United Church of God announced it grew in the last 12 months.) Do not miss your chance to be part of what God is doing. And do not miss next week’s announcement! It is every bit as exciting as this one.
Yes Davey, we know. It's all about numbers. You are SuperDave after all.