UCG's Unattainable Checklist Of Things To Repent Of Before Passover

You can tell it is Passover time in COGland as members continue to get lambasted about all the things they are doing wrong and are told to repent of those sins before they dare to take Passover. This year members are being told to be watching for the following sins in their lives. Imagine how exhausting this entire list is.

wicked or inappropriate attitudes 

motives 

weaknesses

faults

sins

transgressions  

iniquities in us

pride

feelings of superiority

complacency

apathy

a party spirit

backbiting 

gossip

 accusatory spirits

hardness of hearts 

dullness of hearing

 disunity

discord 

division

In these end times in which we live we are admonished by God to “wake up, redeem the time, watch and pray” and “remember our calling.” The attitudes of pride, feelings of superiority, complacency, apathy, a party spirit (as described in 1 Corinthians 1:11-13 and 1 Corinthians 3:1-4), resistance as manifested in backbiting, gossip, accusatory spirits, hardness of hearts and dullness of hearing—all of which lead to disunity, discord and division—are alive and well, and on full display in the world around us. Sadly, these same attitudes can creep into the Church if we allow them to. 

 

As we approach Passover and the Days of Unleavened Bread, we must remember the words of our Savior on that last evening before He was crucified. His will was and is for His disciples to be “at one” with each other and with Him and God the Father. That takes acknowledgment, repentance, seeking forgiveness and reconciliation—all of which are part of our Christian lifestyle. Unity of the Spirit, unity of faith, unity in the truth and one-ness with God and each other take effort and constant vigilance. Satan will do anything to come between us and God, and us and each other. Let us all be aware as we prepare for the Passover in a “worthy manner, rightly discerning the Lord’s body” as God instructs in 1 Corinthians 11:27-29.

From the weekly Home Office report.  

"Prophetic and Davidic Fuckery": Concept Certified and Approved by Gary :)

 

NO2HWA said...

Dennis wrote:
"Dave practices "Theological Fuckery' and is the basis for all his mistaken notions about the intent of scripture and his personal inclusion in them. It's simply inarguable an impossible for Dave to claim any kind of theological training save that which he has concocted in his beautiful mind."

Love this! This pretty much sums up what Pack, Thiel, Flurry, Weinland, Billingsley do

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Let us now consider the Prophetic and especially Davidic Fuckery, where Apostle David C Passover now easily sees wherever he sees the name "David" in the scriptures, it is referring very often referring to himself in these times. 

In a normal theological setting, this would be considered a deep-seated kind of theological narcissism, self-absorption, blasphemy and not a little bit of a deviant personality disorder, but with David C Passover, it's just who he is. And, of course, David C Pack has never created a normal theological setting in his life. 

In the real world of studied theological and Biblical studies, The Branch is the Messiah to the Jews and Jesus Christ to NT Christians.  Dave Pack? Not so much.

As well, Dave has to admit that it was not his god that revealed this to him, but flesh and blood. Mr Dale Shurter who was overseeing the agricultural aspects of the campus and produced his own drama for Dave.

Restored Church of God: Dale Schurter Back In The Fold Ready To Minister To Surging RCG Membership

Continuing...

According to Apostate David C Passover...

"It talks about him, I don't know, maybe about a dozen times. This man is referred to. There his name isn't found. (But) In chapter in chapter 55 it is and Psalm 89 and Hosea 3 and so forth....  It's awkward to cover this but...

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Psalm 89:3 You said, “I have made a covenant with my chosen one, I have sworn to David my servant,

Hosea 3:5   Afterward the children of Israel shall return and seek the Lord their God and David their king. They shall fear the Lord and His goodness in the latter days.

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"When you are in this world you have to have somebody on this throne and somebody who is directing sacrifices , who is a Levite.  And I know for a fact I'm descended from both

"I will raise him. Christ comes and (muddled word) and raises him. I will raise unto David... Now try to imagine this Branch is Christ. You're going to raise Christ unto David, the ancient King David?  WHAT? But if there was some human being who was the last King to sit on David's Throne in this world, it would make perfect sense. You would raise a man, servant...EVEN WITH THE SAME NAME.  But also hide from the world what you're doing. The last man to sit on David's throne was named David but he was a servant, and he was a man...."

Apostate David C Passover determines that he is "The Branch"

Part 3

If you want to wallow in more of Dave's foolish shepherding, this is part 2 of Dave Pack declaring himself to be "The Branch"

Apostle David C Passover's Full Series Now available in Hard Cover...

but only if you "send it in". 

Bonus Fuckery

"Now what I'm  going to cover at this point is awkward. I actually thought about skipping this material."

"John 15 and verse one. Every time I read the word "David" in scriptures it gets awkward. But it's my job to carry out this charge."

Is It Possible To Have True Friends In The COG Who Stick By You No Matter The Circumstance

 

Anyone who has been in the Church of God for any time values the friends they think they have made in the church and believes that they will stick by you no matter what happens in life. That might be until you either leave the church or are kicked out by some ludicrous claim by a so-called minister or church leader. Then you quickly learn that those so-called friends are merely only acquaintances. Very few if any continue friendships with those who have been kicked out of teh church due to the draconian rules of control the church has over members. With veiled threats of losing one's salvation if you dare to talk to ex-members, even when passing in supermarkets. Many will see former friends and watch them quickly go to another aisle so that they do not have to talk with each other.

Living Church of God has this up on friendship. It is a strange read considering the number of families and relations broken up by the church and Rod Meredith over the decades. Yet, they have this to say:

Foundations of Friendship: We all want to have friends, yet, sometimes we lack the skills to achieve this goal. However, the Bible provides us with important keys. Solomon wrote that to have friends, we must be friendly (Proverbs 18:24), we must treat people with kindness and have pure motives (Proverbs 22:11), and support others in their time of need (Proverbs 17:17). True friends will tell you the truth and offer wise counsel; they will not use flattery or spread gossip (Proverbs 27:6–17). Real friends are gracious, hospitable, and concerned about the needs of others (Acts 27:3). True friendship involves being willing to make personal sacrifices for others who have needs—Jesus was willing to lay down His life for people He called His friends (John 15:13). Jesus said we can become His friends—if we follow His instructions and His example (John 15:14). This is how Abraham became a friend of God (James 2:23). Let’s strive to become kind, caring, and friendly Christians. 

 

Have a profitable Sabbath,
Douglas S. Winnail