Monday, January 21, 2013

Knockers Church of God Holding Fast To Deceptive Propaganda


Those fun loving folk over at Christ Knock (Knockers Church of God) want to subliminally seduce you into thinking that the waters of life came to you through Herbert Armstrong.  Why else would they have a picture of the water fountain in front of Ambassador Auditorium?  

According to COG mythology the "truth" was restored on earth through Herbert Armstrong after 1,800 years because God was too impotent to keep it safe.  Your salvation now rests on the acceptance or rejection of Herbert Armstrong's person and message.

Return to the truth once delivered and soak up the waters of life.






Sunday, January 20, 2013

E.W.King: The WCG Was Resurrected on October 7, 2011 and HWA is Still In Charge!



One of the biggest myths of Armstrongism is the one that Herbert W was resurrected from the dead in Tucson Arizona in 1977.  The widespread preaching of this, the church's greatest lie, still is being spread today as gospel truth. Gerald Waterhouse helped perpetuate that lie, among many others.

I remember seeing people in tears when it was announced from the auditorium stage that Herbert had been resurrected.  For half the people it was tears of joy, for the rest, it helped usher in years of tyranny from Meredith and other hardliners.

The snot nosed college students who were bucking for ministerial positions printed up huge get well cards thanking HWA for coming back to put the church "back on track."

Today, E. W King is stating that the Worldwide Church of God has also been resurrected just like HWA was.  The resurrection of the Worldwide Church of God happened precisely on October 7, 2011.  Not only was it resurrected like HWA, it still has HWA in control!  Herbert W Armstrong  is still sitting in that seat keeping it warm!

I believe that there is an important message behind the 1977 “resurrection” of the Apostle! It kinda pointed ahead to when he finally did “fall asleep in Christ”. He died in 1986. In Zechariah 4:9 we read: “The hands of Zerubbabel have laid the foundation of this house; his hands shall also finish it; and thou shalt know that the Lord of hosts hath sent me unto you.” Here is what you need to understand! Mr. Herbert W. Armstrong told the true “Worldwide Church of God” that he [Mr. Armstrong]  fulfilled this Zerubbabel office. His short death experience in 1977 showed that even after a brief experience with death he was to continue the work. This tells me that after his life truly ended in 1986 his writings and his work as an apostle are to continue!
After Mr. Armstrong's death in 1986 many were left not knowing where to go. Those who left during this time were confused. Many joined false offshoot groups in haste. Those who waited patiently truly understood that nobody could destroy God's true Church! They stuck with the title: “The Worldwide Church of God”! Today God is calling those who left back into His one Philadelphian era church that was guided by the ONE AND ONLY, MR. HERBERT W.  ARMSTRONG! He fulfilled the Zerubbabel mission and “his hands shall finish it!” [Zechariah 4:9]
Mr. Herbert W. Armstrong's death experience in 1977 represents the time of confusion between the time of his actual death in January 16,1986 up until October 7,2011. God wants us all to learn an object lesson from this portion of the apostles life that has to do with where we are at today. Just as when Mr. Armstrong experienced a short time of death then arose to continue the work...so the Worldwide Church of God experienced a short time of “death” before it, on October 7,2011, was resurrected. Mr. Armstrong is still in the seat! The Worldwide Church of God is still here in the ministry of “Church of God ~ Speaking to the Remnant”.

Since Grace Communion International still owns the legal right to the name I wounder how King thinks he can name his little cult the Worldwide Church of God?   Here's how:

Unfortunately this title [The Worldwide Church of God] cannot be used in regards to a legal organization because it is still owned by the apostates. This does not prevent free Christians from using it as a title for what they truly believe.

How many of you bought into the lie that HWA had been resurrected? How many still believe it? 

Apostle Malm Now Paying Homage to the Lord of Ayurveda?



Dhanvantari, an incarnation of Krishna[1] 
and the Lord of Ayurveda worshiped at an Ayurveda expo


Has apostle Malm has jumped over to the dark side?  Apostle Malm has been such a proponent of the law and hated of paganism over the years that it is funny to now see him promoting Ayuvedic in his writings.

For some reason the apostle feels he needs to tell people how to believe, how to worship, what kind of music to listen too, which new moons to observe and what foods to eat.  Apparently he is an all purpose apostle!

Today the apostle is promoting asparagus.and its healing qualities.  He gives proper instructions on how to cook it so that all TRUE Christians will get its best healthy benefits.

The god of asparagus


Asparagus is full of healthy nutrients.  Everyone except leukemia suffers can enjoy this delectable vegetable and best of all it does no harm.  For those whose experience with asparagus has been limited to the mush sold in cans, or in most restaurants; try preparing this treat from the fresh at home.
Select young thin spears instead of the larger more mature stems; bring some water to a boil while snapping off any woody ends from the spears;  then place the stems in rapidly boiling water.  It is most important not to over cook asparagus!  Watch carefully and within a minute they will begin to change colour into a vibrant bright green.  When this colour change is apparent; remove the asparagus from the water immediately and serve immediately.

The spears will be lightly cooked and full of important nutrients and cancer fighting agents; they will also still have a light satisfying crunch.  Make asparagus a regular part of a healthy diet.
He also goes on to talk about Ayurvedic medicine.  Ayurvedic medicine (similar to the mumbo jumbo of prophet Thiel) is folk medicine from India.
Asparagus benefits the body in many other ways. Ayurvedic healing refers to asparagus as “shatavari” which means “women with a thousand husbands.” Ayurvedic experts have used shatavari for centuries to treat the symptoms of menopause as well as infertility and loss of libido.
Maybe apostle Malm should really look into Ayurvedic medicine some more.  It has some areas of medicinal practice that apostle Malm could benefit from.  Perhaps it could help with his diabetes problems and poor eyesight. Maybe the apostle might want to work with the treatment for mental diseases brought on by demonic influence.  Just sayin......since it seems mental issues are a big problem in the COG lately with all of these prophets, apostles and two witnesses floating around.

In classical Sanskrit literature, Ayurveda was called "the science of eight components" (Sanskrit aṣṭāṅga अष्टांग), a classification that became canonical for ayurveda. They are:[7][8]