Here is a phone app for all of you backsliding Adventists and COGers who love that sausage pizza when no one is looking, or Dungeons and Dragons on the Wii till mom walks in the door and you start trading HWA and Spanky or YOU trading cards. The parallels with the silliness of Armstrongism with Adventism is hilarious!
Should we design a COG app? Will it set off a tone when you approach another COG member while wearing mixed fabrics, or right after you smoked a great cigar, or had one the best Honey Baked ham sandwiches ever? Will it have a Philadelphian and a Laodicean sensor? Will it have PCG or LCG sensor so we will know whether to speak to the person or not. Or a disfellowshipped sensor?