Friday, November 23, 2012

Obedient Church of God: Wit and Wisdom Of The End Time Witness

Here are some "truths" you never heard Herbert teach you!  Even Meredith, Pack and Flurry are blind to these amazing truths!!!! Read them and sit in amazement.  Imagine what the Kingdom will be like if we are receiving this much information in advance!

27.) There are 80 Books of the Bible that you are to use= not 66. The original 1611 King James Version had 80 books.

28.) There will only 100 or a very small group in the Place of Safety, because when you divide 6,000 years into 144,000 you only get 24 people a year.

34.) At the Feast of Tabernacles you do urban camping in your hotel room using a tent.
I will make you live in tents "again" as you did during your appointed festivals. Hosea 12:9. My people will dwell in tents. You purchase a tent and dwell in a tent on your hotel room bed or floor, just like the Israelites did.  

41.) The 2nd Christ to arrive circa 2019 will be the "real" Yahveh/Christ.

44.) The two witnesses are the "two bears" that will tear the world apart for mocking God’s way of life.

47.) H. Armstrong was also the worthless Shepherd that stripped the hooves off the fat sheep, by buying himself a 10 million dollar jet, 1 million in art, solid gold knives and forks (even the movie stars don't have/buy solid gold dinner knives and forks), gold plates, gold everything, Stuben crystal, a Mansion, the finest imported wood paneling on his walls, while the members did not even have their own building to meet in.

48.) The "Fat" Sheep that Herbert stripped, were the sheep that sold their houses, and then Herbert bought himself a 10 million dollar jet.

49.) Armstrong did "not" help the weak sheep in his congregation. Armstrong disfellowshipped/threw out the weak sheep in his congregation.

50.) Armstrong fulfilled the prophecy of the "worthless shepherd perfectly" because Armstrong could not use 1 arm and was blind in his right eye:
"What sorrow awaits this worthless shepherd who abandons the flock! The sword will cut his arm and pierce his right eye. His arm will become useless, and his right eye completely blind." Zechariah 11:17 And in duality Armstrong's right hand man Garner Ted, became completely useless, a fornicator, and had to be thrown out.

51.) Armstrong's 1st office was in a Masonic Building in Eugene, Oregon.

52.) Most of the halls that Armstrong had his churches meet in were Masonic Halls, (and still are today). This is because the Jesuit Stan Rader was in charge, and Armstrong condoned meeting in the Devil's halls.

53.) You cannot meet in the Devil's Masonic Halls to serve the Living true God.

54.) The leader of the Living Church of God, Roderick Meredith, was of the Satanic Order of DeMolay/a young Masonic group.

55.) The Devil is alive and well in the LCG (Living Church of God). 7 members were murdered during services in the Living Church of God, proving the Devil is active in the LCG.

56.) The people murdered in the Living Church of God were a foretaste of the Pope murdering people, "because":
Terry RATSman the murderer, and the
Pope RATZinger are type and anti-type. 

57.) The Catholic Pope is a "zinger" of a rat compared to demonic Living Church of God RATSman.

64.) Because Herbert Armstrong was guilty of committing incest/raping his daughter Dorothy for 10 long years, therefore "BY THEIR FRUITS YOU SHALL KNOW THEM=he was not converted because you can't be converted and for ten years be raping your daughter. 

65.) Herbert never denied raping his daughter Dorothy. In fact Herbert admitted it, by stating when cornered in Court, and elsewhere, that: "Sometimes I wasn't as close to God as I should have been". If you were accused of raping your daughter you would deny it, not say that you weren't as close to God as you should have been.

66.) Nearly all the churches of God are liars bearing false witness about Herbert's immorality, just like Penn State did to cover up Sanduski's immorality.
67.) When the "two witnesses" are killed, seven thousand of the Illuminati die instantly. 

68.) God spoke the world and the Universe into existence the same way a person uses a voice recognition program: a person speaks and a printer prints. By speaking you can make ink words on paper come into existence.
69.) The 10,000 Holy Ones that Christ arrives with are 10,000 from the 1st Earth age of Atlantis. 

70.) There are 57 types of aliens, of which 3 types are different sized "Greys". 

71.) The Greys have been troubling mankind for the last 4,000 years.

72.) Men will hide themselves in the ground and the rocks of the earth; men have built underground cities, and some have been hollowed out two miles across. Though they dig into Sheol, From there will My hand take them Amos 9:2.
79.) Princess Diana was murdered on the ancient sacrificial altar spot of Pont de L’Alma (under which there is now the tunnel in which she was murdered on the 13th pillar). Diana was sacrificed in the tunnel De L’ Alma that is the location of an ancient sacrificial site, an ancient pagan temple placed on an energy line and dedicated to Artemis/ Diana Goddess of the Moon.

80.) Princess Diana was buried on an island where Royalty "only" bury their dogs. The island is in an ornamental lake known as The Round Oval within Althorp Park's gardens. THEY'VE BURIED DIANA ON DOG ISLAND a graveyard for animals only. Headstones marking up to five animals were removed to make way for her. That is "how" God "Line of Judah" is really thought of by the Royals from Germany.
84.) Because of the "evil" angels who might attack her, a woman must keep her head covered when she prays. She shows she is obedient to her husband, Yeshua and Father, and therefore the evil demons leave her alone. That is what the Bible means when the Bible states: Because of the Angels. 1 Corinthians 11:10.

85.) A man does not need to wear a prayer shawl because he can speak to Father man to man and not have to hide under it or in it, as the Jewish men do when they use the prayer shawl.
89.) Ambassador Hall and its grounds were built on the basis of a Pagan Occult Temple,
with the fountain in front forming equating to the penis and vagina of the edifice.

90.) Ambassador Hall has a "secret room" in its ceiling, exactly like the Masonic expensive halls.

You can read the full list here:  By the Proof of these Restored Doctrines The Obedient Church of God TO COG "IS" The CEO of "all" the Church of God THE ENDTIME WORK OF ROMANS 9:28 20+ RESTORED "Critical" DOCTRINES of God




DennisCDiehl said...

Gary...I'm sensing your bored! LOL

You are reporting now on the kinds of God Haunted people who fill mental institutions.

Would we not just love being in the Wonderful World Tomorrow with these folk??????? :)

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

Obedient Church of God said, "28.) There will only 100 or a very small group in the Place of Safety, because when you divide 6,000 years into 144,000 you only get 24 people a year."

MY COMMENT - Well stupid me! Funny I never figured that one out! But then, true extreme fringe Armstrongites can make meaningless statements like this out of nothing. Reminds me of something Gerald Waterhouse would say.

Did you know "Waterhouse" means "go water the House of God"?


Anonymous said...

he's just another one of those "passover is on the 15th"'s kinda scarey that he has any following at all.

as I've posted before, there are a lot of man followers out there.

Assistant Deacon said...

The very name Obedient Church of God tells you this guy hasn't a clue.

Anonymous said...

The "Obedient" Church of God

don't you "_____" when you're being sarcastic or making fun? Why does he do that on his own sign??


NO2HWA said...

Not bored Dennis. How could I be with such idiots as the OCGers. Armstrongism just gets weirder every year.

NO2HWA said...

MT. He set himself up to be ridiculed. Of course I took the bait........

Douglas Becker said...

Searching my copy of the DSM IV.

Stumped on this one.

Too many to choose from that fit the diagnostic criteria.

Byker Bob said...

Although most items on the list are totally absurd, indicative of a questionable mind, and downright stupid, he did seem to have a couple of good insights into the HWA incest issue.