Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Convicted Church of God Felon Says: "This Is His Last Warning!"

Weinerdude Weinland is trying to go out in a blaze of glory before he goes to prison to be bunk buddies with Big Bubba.

Today on his pathetic blog he makes excuses for not posting on his blog because the world is fast asleep and ignoring his message.  Could it be because he has been in and out of court where he was convicted of stealing from the government by using his members tithe money to maintain his lavish lifestyle?

Weinerdude calls this his LAST WARNING!

December 12, 2012


It has been two and a half months since my last posting. There has been no need to make another, as the world is fully asleep—practically comatose when it comes to any true concern or worry over the possibility of WWIII. That war was the context of that last post, and that war is continuing to draw closer and closer as that time is now upon us. Even now, there are leaders in Russia and in China who have plans already in the works to engage in such a war.

Nothing like starting the very first paragraph with death and destruction. For some reason he fails to mention that he is now a convicted felon.  Wonder why?

After some more useless blabberings he has this to say about a soon coming gathering of true believers. 63,000 to be exact!

Just as God’s Church was fully caught off guard and asleep when the apostasy (great falling away) occurred on Dec. 17, 1994, the world and the Church that was scattered are now going to be fully caught off guard concerning the final end-time events. For the Church that was scattered, the devastation that begins once the Second Trumpet sounds will be the beginning of a great wake up call that will eventually lead to 63,000 scattered brethren being brought together once again into one true fellowship—together with God—reunited at last!

So what is this event that will gather the lost brethren all together one last time?  Jesus is returning! oops, sorry, make that Christ. Can't have the nelly, pansy, long haired hippie Jesus in the picture.

The Church that was scattered does not believe that end-time events can happen so quickly and powerfully or that Christ could return by Pentecost of 2013. But what people “believe” is what has magnified their state of “sleep.” Such statements are not happily received, but it is the truth.
I can guarantee that Weinerdude will be an epic failure on Pentecost 2013.  His fat ass will still be in jail.  His wife will still be using tithe money to maintain her home and daughter Laura will still be writing the checks to keep herself and mommy happy.

Weinderdude then blabbers on some more about comatose COG members who will be shocked to see his warnings  come to pass.

He then says this:

After this post, there is really no more need of warnings for what is coming, for the world is asleep and time has indeed fully run out. The “Day of the Lord” is at hand—we are IN it! We have just passed through the night-time portion of God’s final day. It began at sundown after May 26th when we entered the night-time portion of this last prophetic day for mankind in this present age. If only all could see! Paradoxically, it is by this very day-time portion of the “Day of the Lord” that mankind will be brought to “see” and “hear,” and by this, the blindness and deafness of mankind will begin to be healed.
No More Warning:

In the future, any post that might possibly be written on this site will no longer be warnings, but only explanation of the realities that are taking place in the light of the day of Christ’s return as King of kings. God is not going to give any more warnings to this world or to the Church that was scattered. The time for warning has ended because the time for fulfillment is at hand—it has arrived! 
 The truth about his above comment is that there will be no more posts by Weinerdude because he will be in prison!  Apparently his second in command are too stupid to carry on his prophetic tradition.  His second in command will only be posting the explanations that Weinerdude will give them to post.

Its not about God being so pissed he is giving no more warnings.  It's not even God being pissed at laodician church members.  Its because God's most important human being is sitting in prison.  Will we have earth shattering earthquakes that soon will free Weinerdude from prison like Paul supposedly was?

With any luck Weinerdude will find a boyfriend and will leave preaching all together.


Painful Truth said...

It sounds like where heading into dangerous territory!

Byker Bob said...

During the early stages of my recovery from Armstrongism, I read a very insightful book: Free to be Good or Bad, the Anti-self-improvement Book.

It ended up being a mild trip into existentialism. Basically, the author advocated doing a cost/benefit analysis prior to indulging in any type of risky behavior.

In the case of Rompin' Ron the Weinerdude, had he read this book (and for all we know, he may well have!) he would have been prompted to formulate his plan, contemplate the likelihood of incurring any penalties should things go wrong, then to consider whether net bad would still leave him ahead, or actually set him back.

Basically, what he did was to embark on an agressive, speculative, high visibility usage of the Armstrong gospel, boldly crossing barriers which most sane individuals would stay well behind. This netted him better than average income response common to the Armstrong franchise, although he made himself into a similar spectacle to such a misguided individual as would wear his underpants over his head at the bowling alley. But, he pulled this off, in spite of the predictable failure of the copyrighted Armstrong prophecies!

His most serious error, was excessive greed, manifested in not paying his taxes! That is where he played against the odds. If you are flamboyant, and don't pay your taxes, odds are overwhelming that you'll be busted.

How about the net? Did he come out ahead? That depends. If, in fact, he does have an offshore bank account, he may well get the last laugh. The shame and embarrassment, and (ahem) encounters with Bubba, may be collateral damage that he carefully contemplated prior to embarking on his plan.

Would I do this sort of thing? Hell no! But, I was one of those impressionable AC students way back when, who made a conscious decision not to enter the ministry, no matter what. In retrospect, being asked to leave after my freshman and sophomore years did leave me on the "net good" side. Better that than becoming a Weinerdude!


Head Usher said...

It really is odd how Ron has seemingly never acknowledged the elephant in his living room.

I guess since Ron is taking one for the "team" (family, not church), the rest of the Weinerdude clan really comes out net positive.

I am sure income will fall during Ron's prison ministry, but that the family will still be well taken care of financially by the unshakeable core of faithful idiots throughout the next three-and-a-half year period otherwise known as the "day of the lord." It's the idiots who will do the suffering, not the family. It is fitting that Weinerdude himself will be doing at least a token amount of suffering for his sins.

I wonder if Laura & clan will be allowed to keep playing fast and loose with the co-mingling of funds and questionable write-offs in Ron's absence, or if they've been assigned their own IRS case worker/personal accountant to make sure Uncle Sam gets what's legally his on a quarterly basis throughout the lord's day.

Anonymous said...

This is so very sad. I feel for his victims. It's terrible that they were duped by this mentally ill fellow who continues his rants and raves about end time prophecies being fulfilled heralding Christ's return last year, this year and now next year! It makes me understand why people turn to smooth "peace peace" talking messianic "wolf in sheep's clothing" types like Obama seeing that so many in our day and age have been left oppressed and victimized by religious pitbulls who've abused our trust, defiled our children and swindled us out of our life savings. These criminals shouldn't be incarcerated they should be committed if not walking the green mile! But, thinking that the president raving about "hope" or "peace" is going to save us out of the mess we've created for ourselves and our children is just as deluded as this nutjob!

Anonymous said...

Many people lack critical thinking skills as a result they are easily swayed by smooth talking con-men. It was hard for me to understand how a left wing extremist like Obama could have been elected and even more perplexing re-elected. I think this has happened because the majority don't see him as he is because of the lack of critical thinking, instead they just see what is on the surface and where easily swayed to vote for him. The same thing happens when people decide to follow cult leaders. This is the same dinamic.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps he will meet the real other Two Witness in prison and it will all be clear why this has happened? It will give him the chance to spend 42 months introducing him to the brethren.

Anonymous said...

Ron W. you are a jacka**! You think you and yours are the ONLY ones awake. Many of us left WCG before this "so called" falling away. You are the one who is sleeping...perhaps, that is why you forgot to pay your taxes!

Douglas Becker said...

Just remember, nothing in Armstrongism is final.

Anonymous said...

While I refused to vote for Obama, I certainly did not vote for Romney either, and also believe that it took a total lack of critical thinking skills for someone to vote for Romney. But alas, most American voters check their critical thinking skills at the door around election time.

I agree with the comment about how there will still be a small group of core tithers who will continue to support Weinland's Family, just as tithers of the ICG continue to support GTA's Family. Sad sad sad.

Paul R

Anonymous said...

Ron weinland continues to whine, whine and whine...

So lately he said: "...The Church that was scattered does not believe that end-time events can happen so quickly and powerfully or that Christ could return by Pentecost of 2013..."

Well, some in God's Church don't believe that!!!!!!!

Just how could Christ return by Pentecost of 2013? He can't unless Chriat is a liar, and His Father is also a liar!

Numerous scriptures indicate that Christ would be at His Father's right hand, not residing anywhere on earth, until all of His enemies have been subdued...made a footstool...etc.

The enemies are still in existence even after Satan is loosed from the bottomless pit. Death, the last enemy, will still also exist.

Ron must be locked onto "another Christ," one that lied to him. It's obvious Ron is locked on to the father of lies: Satan.

If Christ were on earth prior to the time that Satan exits that bottomless pit for the sole purpose to again deceive all nations, cause war to be learned, if not re-learned, then how effective would that Christ be? Like a zero! Not very effective at all! And Christ certainly won't have "forced" millions to be happy!

Go read about the 7 Vials, which are like total destruction (not partial, a 1/3 of this and a 1/3 of that destroyed via the 7 Trumps). Contrary to popular believe flesh and blood will not survive through that 7th Vial!

"And the seventh angel poured out his vial into the air; and there came a great voice out of the temple of heaven, from the throne, saying, It is done." Revelation 16:17

Apparently, Ron Weinland does not believe that either, or he wouldn't be whinning like he has been doing.

So, I don't personally expect Christ to be here before Pentecost 2013, or Pentecost 3013 for that matter...unless He and His Father are liars...and time will tell.


Allen C. Dexter said...

"So, I don't personally expect Christ to be here before Pentecost 2013, or Pentecost 3013 for that matter"

Nor will he be here by 10013 or 1,000,013. If you check the history, that last book of your Bible almost was excluded from the canon set up by those "pagan" Catholic luminaries, I doubt you have much regard for. It's only by chance that you have the opportunity to wander through all those mentally adled, psychotically based ramblings. As for me, the Book of Revelation doesn't even hold a candle to Grimm's Fairy Tales.

Sorry, Ron. You're going to die a very bitter, disillusioned old man.

Anonymous said...

"With any luck Weinerdude will find a boyfriend and will leave preaching all together."

Oh that we should be so lucky. Actually all it would take to shut him down is for people to stop sending him millions of dollars. Oh that we should be so lucky.

Painful Truth said...

Al Dexter wrote: "Sorry, Ron. You're going to die a very bitter, disillusioned old man."

I hope your right. The sob deserves worse for his crimes against humanity!

Byker Bob said...

Most logical, reasonable people could look ahead and know that failure to pay federal income taxes has the power to bring one's life's work down.

Most Christian individuals are always mindful that at some point, they may lose their freedom or their lives because of the principles in which they believe, and with which they are unable to exercise flexibility.

Weinland and his followers may kid themselves that the first and second paragraphs above are actually equivalent. They may believe that if you are an apostle, you have carte blanche. It all provides further illustration of the confused thinking fomented by Armstrongism.
It stems from the error of making a flawed human teacher into a pseudo-Jesus, and then doting on that persons words in lieu of Jesus'.