Weinerdude Weinland is trying to go out in a blaze of glory before he goes to prison to be bunk buddies with Big Bubba.
Today on his pathetic blog he makes excuses for not posting on his blog because the world is fast asleep and ignoring his message. Could it be because he has been in and out of court where he was convicted of stealing from the government by using his members tithe money to maintain his lavish lifestyle?
Weinerdude calls this his LAST WARNING!
December 12, 2012
It has been two and a half months since my last posting. There has been no need to make another, as the world is fully asleep—practically comatose when it comes to any true concern or worry over the possibility of WWIII. That war was the context of that last post, and that war is continuing to draw closer and closer as that time is now upon us. Even now, there are leaders in Russia and in China who have plans already in the works to engage in such a war.
Nothing like starting the very first paragraph with death and destruction. For some reason he fails to mention that he is now a convicted felon. Wonder why?
After some more useless blabberings he has this to say about a soon coming gathering of true believers. 63,000 to be exact!
Just as God’s Church was fully caught off guard and asleep when the apostasy (great falling away) occurred on Dec. 17, 1994, the world and the Church that was scattered are now going to be fully caught off guard concerning the final end-time events. For the Church that was scattered, the devastation that begins once the Second Trumpet sounds will be the beginning of a great wake up call that will eventually lead to 63,000 scattered brethren being brought together once again into one true fellowship—together with God—reunited at last!
So what is this event that will gather the lost brethren all together one last time? Jesus is returning! oops, sorry, make that Christ. Can't have the nelly, pansy, long haired hippie Jesus in the picture.
The Church that was scattered does not believe that end-time events can happen so quickly and powerfully or that Christ could return by Pentecost of 2013. But what people “believe” is what has magnified their state of “sleep.” Such statements are not happily received, but it is the truth.I can guarantee that Weinerdude will be an epic failure on Pentecost 2013. His fat ass will still be in jail. His wife will still be using tithe money to maintain her home and daughter Laura will still be writing the checks to keep herself and mommy happy.
Weinderdude then blabbers on some more about comatose COG members who will be shocked to see his warnings come to pass.
He then says this:
After this post, there is really no more need of warnings for what is coming, for the world is asleep and time has indeed fully run out. The “Day of the Lord” is at hand—we are IN it! We have just passed through the night-time portion of God’s final day. It began at sundown after May 26th when we entered the night-time portion of this last prophetic day for mankind in this present age. If only all could see! Paradoxically, it is by this very day-time portion of the “Day of the Lord” that mankind will be brought to “see” and “hear,” and by this, the blindness and deafness of mankind will begin to be healed.
No More Warning:The truth about his above comment is that there will be no more posts by Weinerdude because he will be in prison! Apparently his second in command are too stupid to carry on his prophetic tradition. His second in command will only be posting the explanations that Weinerdude will give them to post.
In the future, any post that might possibly be written on this site will no longer be warnings, but only explanation of the realities that are taking place in the light of the day of Christ’s return as King of kings. God is not going to give any more warnings to this world or to the Church that was scattered. The time for warning has ended because the time for fulfillment is at hand—it has arrived!
Its not about God being so pissed he is giving no more warnings. It's not even God being pissed at laodician church members. Its because God's most important human being is sitting in prison. Will we have earth shattering earthquakes that soon will free Weinerdude from prison like Paul supposedly was?
With any luck Weinerdude will find a boyfriend and will leave preaching all together.