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Monday, July 25, 2011

Can't Go To The TRUE Feast This Year? Pitch A Tent!






The Apostle has laid down instructions for you disillusioned COG members who are tired of the UCG/ COGW/LCG politics and hypocrisy.  The Apostle is the ONLY man on earth today preaching the truth, so HEED his teachings! The Apostle does not have the funds to start his own Feast site this year, so he is encouraging all of you apartment dwellers to pitch a tent inside your apartment so you can experience the Feast in your temporary dwelling.  Do you own a farm or have some land?  Pitch a tent in the woods and stay there for the eight days.



Those who have nowhere to go, might chose to go to a place where they can study intensely without the distractions of the many carnal activities usually associated with the modern feast observance.  Or if funds are a major problem they might consider camping out on their farms or in their back yards.  Apartment dwellers might, as a last resort only; set up a tent indoors to act out the analogy of being travelers in a strange land.  I say as a last resort only.

But before you do this you must cut some branches from your trees and wave them around for eight days and pay reverence to them.  You are not to build 'booths' with them, but are to wave them.  The
 rest of hte COG's are ignorant about this awesome revelation that Apostle Malm has had.

As we are to abide in Christ, so is the main harvest to learn to abide in Christ!  The branches [people] represent the main harvest of humanity being brought into the Temple [family] of God.  We are to rejoice with our branches; to represent the great rejoicing as the main harvest of humanity is brought  into the family of God!