Sunday, June 10, 2012

UCG Prophetess Still Hard at Work

Prophets and apostles have come and gone in Armstrongism at regular intervals.  Every single one of them have been epic failures in their teachings.  They have all been men with giant ego's and narcissistic personalities.

Since all these men have been such epic failures along comes a woman to correct the mess.  The Church of God has a new prophetess.  She is one I had forgotten about.  I had heard about Val sometime back then forgot about her. 

In March of 2011, I  posted an entry about the new Church of God prophetess named Val.  I had forgotten about her and then received an update from her today.

Weird then and still weird today!

She writes about herself:

This is the hidden (Gal 1:5) words of God prophesied to be delivered at the heel of time in (Gen 3:15), where it is written …and thou (a woman) shalt bruise his heel. This is that bruise given to Satan at the heel of time.
This woman is the one God sends, who is like unto Moses (Num 12:3), she writes all that God has commanded to be delivered (John 1:1).
This woman comes in the spirit of Elijah before the great and terrible day of the lord (Mal 4:4-6), delivering the power of God (Matt 22:29-32) alone from the wilderness (cyberspace) to the whole world to turn the hearts of the fathers to the children (Luke 1:17) to turn their hearts back again to God (1 Kings 18:37).
*Acts 3:22 For Moses truly said unto the fathers, A prophet shall the Lord your God raise up unto you of your brethren, like unto me; (him) shall ye hear in all things whatsoever (he) shall say unto you.
The (him) above in Acts 3:22 is Strong’s # 846 and this is the definition… the correct translation should’ve been she.
1. Himself, herself, themselves, itself.
2. He, she, it 3. the same
The (he) above in Acts 3:22 is Strong’s # 3745 and this is the definition…
1. As great as, as far as, how much, how many, whoever.
*Acts 3:23 And it shall come to pass, that every soul, which will not hear that prophet, shall be destroyed from among the people.
*Mal 4:4-6 Remember ye the Law of Moses my servant, which I commanded unto him…Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the Lord. And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the earth with a curse.
The earth has been spared a curse for now. Please study this weblog before you judge it. The proof is in the hearing.
This weblog prepares a people for the Lord’s return.
*Luke 1:17 And he shall go before him in the spirit and power of Elias, to turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just; to make ready a people prepared for the Lord.
The (he) above in (Luke 1:17) is Strong’s # 846 and this is the definition… the correct translation should’ve been she.
1. Himself, herself, themselves, itself.
2. He, she, it 3. the same
This is the reason why we see Moses and Elijah together with the word (Matt 17:3-4),  (Mark 9:4-5), (Luke 9:30,33). They all three are delivered of the woman of Revelation 12.
As God appointed a woman to prepare Christ for his departure (Matt 26:12-13), so also God has appointed a woman to prepare a people for Christ’s return (Gen 3:15).

She continues on about how she was part of the United Church of God. Had a vision, Told the minister. The minister did not appreciate her story and kicked her out.

I gave my life to Christ and was first baptized and had hands placed on me to receive the Holy Spirit at age 12 at Prairie Flower Community Church in Hilmar CA the year was 1972. When I was 19 I was called to the Worldwide Church of God which was the Philadelphia era that had the key of David. In 2005 I renewed my vows giving my life to God for his service and was baptized again and had hands placed on me to receive the Holy Spirit by a minister of the United Church of God.

In the fall of 2007 this same minister was he who told me to be silent of God’s word.
God told me not to be silent of his word and when I told my pastor what God said he told me I could not return to church services.

In the spring of 2009 I meekly sent all my church brethren and all the ministers of UCG via email a forty page document proving by the word of God the word that had been growing inside me (Rev 12:2), (Isa 66:7). They all have continued to shun me (Rev 3:16). The pride of Christians (those professing to know God) is brutal (Matt 23:29-31). They quickly passed judgment and did ill to their neighbor (Rom 13:10). They did not treat me the way they would want to be treated. I was greatly pained (Rev 12:2). 

I am a wife of thirty four years this year 2012, a mother of three and a grandmother of six. God has given me a full time job in one of the world’s institutions of knowledge, a Library for fourteen years now. I am not crazy; however then again maybe I am for is it true or not that all of God’s prophets were considered crazy?
For once in your life obey the word – Prove all things 1 Thes 5:21 now delivered Rev 12:5, Rev 12:13.

What is it with Church of God false prophets and libraries?  How many have gotten their starts while checking out library books? Is UCG regretting they have disfellowshipped such a true prophet?


Anonymous said...

You can tell she's a prophet cause she talks like Yoda.

DennisCDiehl said...

Prophets and Seers are the product of the times when the voice of God became less and less. The OT starts with a god that is like your best friend, who walks with me and talks with me.

Soon the god is a pillar of fire and cloud. Once a burning bush. Then a vision. In the Psalms we have a god that seems to have disappeared and people beg Him to return and wonder why He is so far off. Must be sin they think. Then only accessible through the mind of one who thinks they are tuned in more and the prophets get unleased on the people to shape them up. Doesn't work much.

Then comes the Church and that doesn't work much either a sit implodes and divides into thousands of splinters all being right and true.

Finally science and inquiry, truly so called comes on the scene and disproves the superstition of it all and explains how the more conscious the human mind became, the less the voice of God was heard.

Hearing the voice of God in your head is a formula for mental illness and the perpetuation of myth and superstition.

When one hears God in their head, themselves spoken of in the Bible or needing to tell everyone, without any real education, how and what God thinks and wants or how it all is...they need medication not congregations.

If they get a congregation, they attract those like minded and the virus spreads.

We all want to know what life is all about because we, of all life, are conscious and aware. We know the past and think into the future. Nothing else does that. It is the source of our stress and the solution is to live in the moment you actually have and not the ones that are over or yet to be, as if we knew how it would go.

The COG members and ministry live in either their perception of the glorious past and need to recreate it or the soon coming future which will solve all the fears, hopes and needs we can come up.

The one skill missing in those given to prophecy and Bible study is living in the day they actually have which is the only real experience there is. Past and future are illusions and exist only in the spinning mind trying to figure it all out, which they never get correct.

It never seems to dawn on the prophetic that NO ONE TO DATE has ever gotten it right. Not Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Dave, Ron, Rod or Gerald.

It's really true. Rid the world of bees and we have maybe four years before humans starve to death. Get rid of humans and the planet will heal within 50 years to near Edenic status.

Douglas Becker said...

The UCG kicked her out because of her potential to affect the bottom line negatively.

Not that they haven't had an impact on that direction themselves.

They seem to have learned the lesson from HP and Carly Fiorina (it's all Corporate business, folks the prophet must contribute to the profit).

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Val.

My favorite prophetess is still Prophetess Juanita Bynum.

Sorry, but I loves me somma that crazy Christian prosperity gospel that sells so well on American Christian TV, especially when hawked by TD Jakes' bestest friend Prophetess Juanita.

From what I hear, Jesus has been busy doing hard-to-prove things lately, like-

* Providing Prophetess Juanita Bynum with two-thousand-dollar-per-session beauty parlor trips.

* Providing 'believers' with transmissions for their hot rods.

* Providing Jan Crouch with an aircraft hangar, in which a new more elaborate wig for her can be built, with the help of "Miracle Jesus Bucket Trucks"

* Raising people from the dead.
Wow!!! It's so great, that it's super-secret!

Go, American Jesus!

Have YOU got anything like that going for YOU, Val?

I didn't think so!


Steve Kisack said...

My right ear is ringing right now, and my eye sight isn't very good. Maybe I'm a prophet and god is speaking to me in my right ear, and giving me visions that are a little blurry. Guess I'll go read my bible to see if I'M mentioned in there!

Mickey said...

Well according to the scripture jumping style of so many erstwhile armstrongist (including the big HWA himself) she's got proof texting down pat:)

Byker Bob said...

I'm still waiting for a flatalist prophet to arise from Armstrongism.
Then, at least the proper smell would accompany their so-called insights. Nature's way of warning you. If it smells so bad, stay away!