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Requirements: Must Love Trump. Must Love Old Testament El or YHVH depending on your understanding. Must keep all of the law and be you therefore perfect as your Father in Heaven is Perfect. Must agree to tithe check. Must have come out of the world except the world of politics. Males must be willing to lead and females to follow and submit. Must have been baptized by a true minister of God. Must get ministerial permission to date and marry. Must 2nd and 3rd tithe plus offerings and be willing to fast on a moment's notice. Must have a good record of having brought watermelons to past church socials and picnics
This is going to cause a major problem when members of one group date members of another group. How long till Weston makes an announcement that LCG members NOT date UCG, and other CG people?
Actually, this could be REALLY good for Bob Thiel, and all of the brethren in Africa.
We have seen comments from time to time right here at Banned from some of the African brothers and sisters. This is an opportunity to increase the stature of the CCOG, while also making this COG dating app a truly international experience! I'd like to encourage any of the single African brethren reading here, to please be sure to click on to the link in the article above, and sign in and register for COG dating. The dating pool among the ACOGs has been very very stale, on the wrong side of history, and frankly quite boring for some time! It's time to freshen it up, and you can help!!!
Do not delay or all will miss out! Sign in today, and tell a friend! It would be nice to see this exciting new app go viral with hundreds or even thousands of new applications!
This did happen a while ago I remember here in Quebec a friend named Daniel C. who was with us in LCG and he was in love with a UCG girl. So Weston and his local ministers threwhim out of LCG, and so he went to UCG and was happy there and he married his girl. So then several years after that word came from Meredith about singles dating other COG members, and so Weston had his ministers tell Daniel that he could return to LCG and attend services again. Well, Daniel responded that, why should he want to return to LCG. He was happy with his wife and happy in UCG, and so that was that.
I can also see the issue of interracial marriage coming up because the LCG ministers go absolutely weird and hostile about it. They're worse about interracial dating and marriage than they are about fornication and adultery, and stuff like Doug Winnail's defilement and his own disobedience of Deuteronomy 24:2-4. Minister Winnail has done what is an abomination before the Lord and he has brought sin on the church. So eventually a single dating another from a different COG who is not the same"race" will have to decide to cast off the Westonite restraints and embrace what God has for him or her. Good. I've seen this before in LCg when a mixed couple were dating. I asked them what they would do about getting married since the LCG ministers won't marry them when it comes down to it. Well they just didn't say anything. I guess they just hoped that somehow the issue would go away or take careof itself. So eventually they got married by a minister or a JP outside the narrow confimes of LCG, and they still attend LCG. so that's how it was solved.
I actually like the idea, and wonder why it wasn't thought of 2 decades ago. It's much cheaper than those singles events and will save time and endergy. At least they're trying hahaha
Oh and: -Must not read online bibles to Sabbath Services, (but you can date online) -Females must not have student loan debt from college, because the borrower is slave to the lender. AND THE BIG NO NO: -MUST NOT INTERRACIALLY DATE!! (because one member is Israelite, and the other is not).
1:38, when Weston informs the LCG singles that they cannot date anyone outside LCG from another COG, I hope they will tell Weston to mind His own business before he minds their's. Yes, His business. they should point out that Weston's marriage to Carol is not exactly the Bible's model of a good and happy marriage. More of a business arrangement really. Weston knowingly permits open fornication andadultery in LCG, so he has nothing to complain about marriage between singles in various COGs, and he has nothing to say when it comes to his pet peeve of interracial marriage. Something about hypocrisy here? And straining at gnats and swallowing camels? How about sin in the camp? What happened to the elders of Israel who acted up like this, and what of Moses himself when he overreached? Or do these things not apply to the LCG ministers?
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Requirements: Must Love Trump.
Must Love Old Testament El or YHVH depending on your understanding.
Must keep all of the law and be you therefore perfect as your Father in Heaven is Perfect.
Must agree to tithe check.
Must have come out of the world except the world of politics.
Males must be willing to lead and females to follow and submit. Must have been baptized by a true minister of God.
Must get ministerial permission to date and marry.
Must 2nd and 3rd tithe plus offerings and be willing to fast on a moment's notice.
Must have a good record of having brought watermelons to past church socials and picnics
No provisions for "group dating". Armstrongism FAIL.
This is going to cause a major problem when members of one group date members of another group. How long till Weston makes an announcement that LCG members NOT date UCG, and other CG people?
Actually, this could be REALLY good for Bob Thiel, and all of the brethren in Africa.
We have seen comments from time to time right here at Banned from some of the African brothers and sisters. This is an opportunity to increase the stature of the CCOG, while also making this COG dating app a truly international experience! I'd like to encourage any of the single African brethren reading here, to please be sure to click on to the link in the article above, and sign in and register for COG dating. The dating pool among the ACOGs has been very very stale, on the wrong side of history, and frankly quite boring for some time! It's time to freshen it up, and you can help!!!
Do not delay or all will miss out! Sign in today, and tell a friend! It would be nice to see this exciting new app go viral with hundreds or even thousands of new applications!
BB
It's not really "new." A quick web search found it's been around for at least five years.
PCG openly promotes online dating - but among its own members.
This did happen a while ago I remember here in Quebec a friend named Daniel C. who was with us in LCG and he was in love with a UCG girl. So Weston and his local ministers threwhim out of LCG, and so he went to UCG and was happy there and he married his girl. So then several years after that word came from Meredith about singles dating other COG members, and so Weston had his ministers tell Daniel that he could return to LCG and attend services again. Well, Daniel responded that, why should he want to return to LCG. He was happy with his wife and happy in UCG, and so that was that.
I can also see the issue of interracial marriage coming up because the LCG ministers go absolutely weird and hostile about it. They're worse about interracial dating and marriage than they are about fornication and adultery, and stuff like Doug Winnail's defilement and his own disobedience of Deuteronomy 24:2-4. Minister Winnail has done what is an abomination before the Lord and he has brought sin on the church. So eventually a single dating another from a different COG who is not the same"race" will have to decide to cast off the Westonite restraints and embrace what God has for him or her. Good. I've seen this before in LCg when a mixed couple were dating. I asked them what they would do about getting married since the LCG ministers won't marry them when it comes down to it. Well they just didn't say anything. I guess they just hoped that somehow the issue would go away or take careof itself. So eventually they got married by a minister or a JP outside the narrow confimes of LCG, and they still attend LCG. so that's how it was solved.
I actually like the idea, and wonder why it wasn't thought of 2 decades ago. It's much cheaper than those singles events and will save time and endergy. At least they're trying hahaha
Oh and:
-Must not read online bibles to Sabbath Services, (but you can date online)
-Females must not have student loan debt from college, because the borrower is slave to the lender.
AND THE BIG NO NO:
-MUST NOT INTERRACIALLY DATE!! (because one member is Israelite, and the other is not).
1:38, when Weston informs the LCG singles that they cannot date anyone outside LCG from another COG, I hope they will tell Weston to mind His own business before he minds their's. Yes, His business. they should point out that Weston's marriage to Carol is not exactly the Bible's model of a good and happy marriage. More of a business arrangement really. Weston knowingly permits open fornication andadultery in LCG, so he has nothing to complain about marriage between singles in various COGs, and he has nothing to say when it comes to his pet peeve of interracial marriage. Something about hypocrisy here? And straining at gnats and swallowing camels? How about sin in the camp? What happened to the elders of Israel who acted up like this, and what of Moses himself when he overreached? Or do these things not apply to the LCG ministers?
That one went defunct a few years ago. This one has been revised and opened in the last couple of weeks
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