Thursday, September 13, 2012

Ex-UCG Prophetess Val Says "I do not want any more spankings. "

Prophetess Val, who tried to take her message to United Church of God, was mocked and made fun of and then kicked out of the church.  Now she has written a "book" on legitimizing her end time legacy as a prophet, high priestess, or what ever the craziness she thinks she is.  Woe to those that mock her!

The prophetess writes:
In 2003 I was directed by God to the United Church of God. Because God gave me a full time job and a car of my own I was finally able to attend regularly. In 2005 I was baptized again and I renewed my vows to give God my life for his use. Pay close attention to what the Holy Spirit inspires you to say to God. We truly are not our own.

*Hebrews 5:14 “But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil”.

It would be wise to rightly divide (divide means separate) the word of love from the words of hate to find the true word of God that is in the Bible…

* 2 Timothy 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

Satan is counting on you not to hear a woman.
This is still his world and in his world he has pushed mankind to believe that women are inferior and not to be trusted, listened to or believed.

God has a different test for the world (Acts 3:23) he commands every soul to hear his true word delivered by a woman or that soul will be destroyed. The soul that sinneth it shall die, once, but how we die is directed by God. Moses and Elijah are together in scripture. They are both in one prophet (Luke 1:17) at the heel of time. Elijah told the people that he was God's prophet (1 Kings 18:22) as do I, to prove the power of God by the true word (Jer 23:29) that turns the hearts of the Fathers to the children to stop the curse that was on the earth (Mal 4:5-6). Since April 2010 when this true word first went out to the world God has removed the curse on the earth. This evil world began with a battle of wits between the devil and a woman and this evil world will come to a close after a battle of wits between the devil and a woman, God is just. "And thou shalt bruise his heel" (Gen 3:15), (Jer 31:22). Eve did exactly what God raised her to do, as now do I.

I was so very heart broken and deeply pained (Rev 12:2) when my church family shunned me as crazy because of the true word that was growing inside me. I could not understand how others professing the Holy Spirit could treat me so unkind, especially when what I was telling them was of God (love). I asked God why? He told me, it is because they are lukewarm. He said, "they have a form of godliness but they deny my power" (2 Tim 3:5). All prophecies will be fulfilled. I too now say "not my will but thine be done". I write all that he inspires; I do not want any more spankings.

Some preachers have taught that the two wings of a great eagle is an airplane that they think will fly this church worth of people into the wilderness. This is not true; when Satan tries to destroy me (Rev 12:17) there will be no time for anyone to board a plane let alone a whole congregation to then take off into the air. The fact is his attack will be so swift that the earth has to open up to help me (Rev 12:16). As Elijah was taken into the air (2 Kings 2:1) so will happen for me (Rev 12:13-14). This website does turn the hearts of the fathers to the children by the word and will of God to prepare a people with his everlasting love for the coming millennial rule of Christ.

The last church before the return of Christ is lukewarm. The United Church of God is the church I was raised up from (Acts 3:22). They are now in the process of being spewed out because they would not hear me (Acts 3:23). They rejected hearing the way to become hot from a woman. *Rev 3:16-18 “So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked: I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see”. As God’s prophet I am commanded to speak boldly with the fire of his word, as he would (Heb 4:12). What you do with his word will determine your placement in his world. If you will not read all the posts on this website to see whether what I tell you is true or not then… *Acts 3:23 “And it shall come to pass, that every soul, which will not hear that prophet, shall be destroyed from among the people.” … you will not be among the people that will be allowed to enter into the coming city of God (Rev 21:10-27) in his coming New Heavens and New Earth. I have bruised Satan by exposing his lies by the power of the word of God (John 1:1). *Gen 3:15 “And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.” The Good Tale


Assistant Deacon said...

"God told me..."

Really? Then why doesn't God just tell everybody? Wouldn't that be simpler? Seems like it would cut out the confusion and make things clear once and for all.

Supposedly he's not a respecter of persons, except, you know, he respects some more than others. At least, if these special messengers are to be believed.

Douglas Becker said...

No one should be surprised: United doesn't much listen to anyone, even someone who proves to them that British Israelism is a crock and their religion is utter rubbish.

Again, let us review my #1 Law:

Never knowingly argue with a crazy person.

This also applies to entire organizations.

Anonymous said...

This is quite an amazing essay this woman has written. Oh, did I say amazing? I meant amusing.

"This is still his world and in his world he has pushed mankind to believe that women are inferior and not to be trusted, listened to or believed."

Times, they are a changin'. Except in the COG's. I am sure any 21st century feminist would be horrified by the COG's archaic treatment of women. However, in this case, I think the part about being discriminated against because she's a woman is just the icing. The cake is the part about her being discriminated against because she's bat-shit crazy. How do I know she's bat-shit crazy?

"I was directed by God..."
"As God’s prophet..."
"when Satan tries to destroy me (Rev 12:17)..."
"I have bruised Satan by exposing his lies..."

God gave me a full-time job and a car too. Well, at least I like to think that was him. It could have been Satan though, since I use it every Saturday to drive out to the titty bar. How come he didn't direct me to deliver unsolicited advice to a church? I feel left out now. :(

"They rejected hearing the way to become hot from a woman."

The women at the titty bar show me the way to become hot from a woman every Saturday. But I have a feeling this may be because those women aren't dyky feminists, which Val kind of sounds like, which can be a little bit of a turn-off sometimes.

"I renewed my vows to give God my life for his use."

At one point in my life I did this sort of thing too. I always wondered why he never used it for anything. Then I realized, it's because he's not real.

Anonymous said...

So, Prophetess Val writes: "...Since April 2010 when this true word first went out to the world God has removed the curse on the earth..."

In mind, this is a huge lie, if the Bible be true, and what is the source of lies?

"Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it." John 8:44

No doubt, the face of this earth appears to be under some curse:

"Then said he unto me, This is the curse that goeth forth over the face of the whole earth: for every one that stealeth shall be cut off as on this side according to it; and every one that sweareth shall be cut off as on that side according to it." Zechariah 5:3

In some ways it appears that those 4 horsemen of Revelation 6 have been "riding" and accomplishing what is written there ever since the time of the Garden of Eden. All around us is sin, evil, troubles of one form or another, including bondage, or as Paul wrote:

Hebrews 2:14 Forasmuch then as the children are partakers of flesh and blood, he also himself likewise took part of the same; that through death he might destroy him that had the power of death, that is, the devil;
15 And deliver them who through fear of death were all their lifetime subject to bondage.

Death seems to be a bottomline: same thing as doing that which seems right in one's it appears Prophetess Val is doing. What she writes seems right to her, but if there is such a curse, as she believes, it did not end in April 2010. Why not? It is because her reasonings conflict with the following relative to the ending of some huge curse:

"And there shall be no more curse: but the throne of God and of the Lamb shall be in it; and his servants shall serve him:" Revelation 22:3

When this event happens, and only when this occurs, then I will believe "...God has removed the curse on the earth..."


Anonymous said...

There were some crazy and wicked women in the WCG. Fortunately, under HWA they were not allowed to teach in the Church. Under Joe Tkach they were allowed to slander in the Church. In the Splinter Groups they are allowed to run wild and out of control. If they are too nutty even for that they can start their own cult.

Anonymous said...

"'I renewed my vows to give God my life for his use.'"

Then, she immediately went and did her own crazy thing.

"At one point in my life I did this sort of thing too. I always wondered why he never used it for anything. Then I realized, it's because he's not real."

Or, He might be real but just does not choose to use guys who really only want to drive out to the titty bar all the time.

Assistant Deacon said...

"There were some crazy and wicked women in the WCG. Fortunately, under HWA they were not allowed to teach in the Church."

Indeed, Anon, only crazy and wicked men were allowed.

Douglas Becker said...

The only thing left for her is to write articles and advertise in The Journal.

Dixon Cartwright will take any crazies out there.

Just don't expect him to allow the truth about British Israelism into his yellow rag newspaper.

Anonymous said...

The activities of this last week should prove to us that in spite of our military actions, rad sand monkeys are not going away.

So, when they do eventually take over, will the friends of Herb change their tune and claim to have had a dyslexic understanding of prophecy, correcting and amending to "British Ishmaelism"?

Clue: The souls under the altar in Revelation have been beheaded. This is something Moslems do. Catholics have always burned their hairy ticks.

Byker Bob said...

One very egotistical and elitist thing which prophets of doom always do is to attempt to get people to equate their faith with them as a prophet or apostle, and on their little group.

Friday evening, in the late hours, while I was purchasing toilet articles at Walgreens, the associate asked me if I wanted to sign up for their discount card, which is something I generally decline because I like to avoid the George Costanza thick wallet syndrome. Anyway, unprompted by me, she ended up sharing her understanding of the upcoming mark of the beast with me. It must be the beard!

As I reflected while driving home in my car, this was always something which was utilized to frighten us all, and scare us even more intently into WCG so that we'd be in the alleged place of safety while the rest of the world had to go through it. But, I got to thinking. What happens when you have any kind of prohibition? A black market springs up! It happened in Russia with all of the commodities that the commies restricted or made unavailable, it happened with the prohibition of alcohol here in the USA during the 1920s, and it is most certainly ongoing as we speak with regard to illegal street pharmaceuticals.

Christians are a microcosm of society at large, and have skill sets which mirror the general culture. It would not be unusual if during the time of the mark of the beast, God were to inspire the emergence of a Christian black market. This is essentially what happened during the first century, when the early church became involved in communal living situations. The difference between the WCG approach and the Christian approach is that, rather than going into seclusion and behaving as elitists, Christians will conduct an outreach, sharing with all of the others who have refused the mark for non-religious reasons. Wouldn't it be interesting if all of the splinter members who had called people "Christians falsely so-called" for decades actually ended up being the beneficiary of real Christian charity if the events of Revelation come to pass?


Anonymous said...

VAL said: "I renewed my vows to give God my life for his use."

GUY FROM THE TITTY BAR said: "At one point in my life I did this sort of thing too. I always wondered why he never used it for anything."

Every wicked, lying idiot seems to say something like that. It is not just a problem with the morons who came from the WCG either. Even the Sunday-keeping sinners like to talk that way.

The problem is that what they really mean is that they want God to do something great with them in the sense of giving them great prophetic understanding, and fame, and fortune, and miraculous powers, and whatever else THEY want for themselves for their own selfish reasons.

They absolutely do NOT have any interest whatsoever in simply, humbly obeying God.

Solomon, who got his wisdom from God, said, "Now all has been heard; here is the conclusion of the matter: Fear God and keep his commandments, for this is the whole duty of man" (Ecclesiastes 12:13, NIV).

Jesus--the God of the Old Testament according to the WCG--told a rich, young man, "If you want to enter life, obey the commandments" (Matthew 19:17, NIV).

But nobody, but nobody, but n-o-b-o-d-y wants to do that!!!

Val immediately broke her vows because she wanted to be a prophetess and spread her own silly fibs all over the place. Obviously, she could use a good spanking.

The anonymous sex fiend wanted his own things for his own reasons too. When he did not get his own way, he immediately jumped into his car and drove off to the titty bar.

Sunday-keepers play similar tricks on themselves.

Of course, none of these word games that foolish people play will ever work.

In the Old Testament, God said, "The heart is deceitful above all things and beyond cure. Who can understand it? I the LORD search the heart and examine the mind, to reward a man according to his conduct, according to what his deeds deserve" (Jeremiah 17:9-10, NIV).

In the New Testament, the apostle Paul said, "Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows" (Galatians 6:7, NIV).

Anonymous said...

Sorry to have to point this out, John, but you forgot to sign your comment above.

Apollo Jettick

val said...

The woman of Rev 12 is now here, she is the prophet like unto Moses and Elijah Matt 17:3, Acts 3:21-23, Luke 1:17 delivering the true word John 1:1 from the wilderness to prepare a people for the Lord’s return. God our Father will not put any child of his into a hell fire no matter what their sins. It never entered the heart or mind of God to ever do such a thing Jer7:31, Jer 19:5. Turn your heart to the children of God. A gift is now delivered to the whole world as a witness Matt 24:14. Prove all things. A righteous judge gathers ALL evidence before making a judgment.
Satan has deceived the whole world until a woman delivers the true word. You reject the word of God not me, val.