"Keep things simple!"
1. Dave Pack is truly the only God Ordained Apostle in this age and RCG is the one true Church on earth.1a. Dave Pack made up a prooftexting sermon spread over four hours to solve some problems of possible Evangelists defecting to him and as a Pastor "rank" guy had to have more Bible umpf. Dave is probably not who he thinks he is and RCG is just one more example of a minister not wanting and never able to work for or under anyone else.
2. Ron Weinland is truly, along with his wife, one of the Two Witnesses of Revelation no matter what's going on.2a. Ron had deluded himself and God probably has not chosen him for a such a time as this and can't wait around for him to get out of prison.
3. Gerald Flurry is truly that Prophet spoken of in Malachi and heads up the one true remnant of the Church of God which is the Philadelphian in nature and calling.3a. Gerald Flurry is kidding himself, is NOT the prophet spoken of in the Bible and has no clue what brotherly love is if you go by the horror stories.
4. E.W. King is the reincarnation of the one true WCG and Herbert Armstrong still lives.4b. E.W. King is bonkers.
5. Dr. Robert Thiel has been set apart as a prophet because when anointed for a minor malady noticed the unsuspecting and sincere minister mentioned a "double portion." This was then taken as the sign he was called to be a Prophet and his rejection by the Living Church of God proves he is correct and what he noticed about LCG getting off track is true.5a. Dr. Robert Thiel is delusional, a little weird and just another misguided person who is a little God haunted and overly Bible soaked. He's not a prophet and if he doesn't do better in his presentations probably won't even make one.
6. I and the very small number of actual members of my Schism, Splinter or Sliver COG are the only true Christians following the only true ministers with the only true explanation and interpretation of scripture on earth today.6a. I may be kidding myself and missing out on many wonderful opportunities to explore things my current Apostle, Prophet or Witness would not approve of.7. All these men will live to see Jesus Second Coming and be proven right7a. All these men will die in time and the beat will go on.