Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Dave Pack: God's Most Favorite Dendrologist

Superfantabulous Dave Pack is such an incredible man that he also if a world renown dendrologist that has been studying trees all of his life.  Is there any subject that Dave does not know something about?  Of course there is an anterior motive behind Dave's tree study.  He developed this hobby in order to be able to discern good "Trees" from bad "trees.  Those trees are ministers.  Dave knows all about ministers who do not bear fruit.  They are the foolish leaders of the LCG, PCG, UCG, including Bob Thiel and James Malm.
“Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves…[The Sermon on the Mount is all the basics—so that’s a basic.]…You shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree brings forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree brings forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit” (Matt. 7:15-18).
I wish I had remembered this verse, and also Matthew 3, back when we were studying the trees of Zechariah 11. Christ calls ministers “trees.” They are either good trees or bad trees. Now, the last two Sundays, we’ve had a team working in the upper woods, there, and we cut over 350 trees down (many of them small) over the last two Sundays. I will be here tomorrow, after Mother’s Day in the morning, and I’ll be cutting a lot more trees. There will be three guys joining me who have been very helpful. We are getting a lot done. It’s going to be a very beautiful woods. I am very careful. Don’t worry. I let others use the chainsaws now. I use a handsaw and cut the smaller ones. But I want to be very, very careful exactly how we do this. I want these woods to be beautiful. Everybody knows I have studied trees all my life. I know why that was. God compares good and bad ministers to trees—that’s just what He said. False prophets…and then He goes and talks about trees.


Black Ops Mikey said...

Are we quite sure that Davey isn't cutting the trees to sell as Christmas Trees?

The Work is in financial trouble and could go down at any moment.

Selling trees is a good way to 'shore up' the Work!

Trees bon!

Hoss said...

Maybe Dave was pondering his life choices:

I never wanted to do this in the first place! I... I wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!

Anonymous said...

I never wanted to do this in the first place! I... I wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!

Roderick C. Meredith spent a summer as a lumberjack.

The Lumberjack Song

Anonymous said...

“Dave Pack: God's Most Favorite Dendrologist”

Dave Pack: Just another bad, bad, bad tree that cannot bear any good fruit.

Byker Bob said...

Because he loves dendrology, should we call him a philodendron? Or is that dendrophile?