Friday, May 17, 2019

Another timeline for the end times...sigh...

Where would the Church of God be without some idiot out there publishing a timeline for the end times?  We have seen these people come and go over the decades with every one of them being lairs and frauds. That still does not stop them  

Here is what Joseph Dumon of the Sighted Moon group has on his timeline:

2020Shavuot 2020
The Middle of the 70th Jubilee Cycle is Shavuot 2020. All Holy Days begin at Sunset. Sunset 7:38 PM May 30 until Sunset 7:39 PM May 31. All 12 Tribes of Israel to be Cut Off and be as if they never were. This is the beginning of the 2300 Days of slaughter for the House of Israel.
Feast of Trumpets 2020
The Feast of Trumpets in one of three Sabbaton spoken of in Mathew 24:20 Pray that your flight may not be in winter or on a Sabbath. Sunset in Jerusalem is at 6:40 on the 18th and 6:40 on the 19th. We do not know for sure which day is the Feast of Trumpets as this is the Day no man can know the day or the hour.
Chanukah 2023
We believe the 1290 Days of Daniel 12 begin at Shavuot 2020 when the daily sacrifice is taken away. 1290 Days later brings us to the 6th day of Chanukah on December 12, 2023. This is when the abomination that makes desolate is to be set up. Sunset begins December 11 at 4:35 PM The Festival of Lights
Daniel 12:11 And from the time that the regular burnt offering is taken away and the abomination that makes desolate is set up, there shall be 1,290 days.
Shabbat Shuvah 2026
From Shavuot 2020 until the end of the 2300 Days during which the Saints will be trampled underfoot or slaughtered, brings you to Shabbat Shuva 2026 during the 10 Days of Awe. Sunset Sept 18, 2026, is 6:41 PM.
This is when the Two Witnesses begin to do their work for 3 1/2 years. During this time there is no rain.
Passover 2030
The two witnesses provoke the world to release the captives of Israel who return to the land of Israel leading up to Passover 2030. Passover begins at Sunset 5:49 PM March 19, 2030. There will be two Passovers this year 30 days apart. The second one starts April 17, 2030, at sunset. Those keeping the first one will flee into the wilderness of Moab. The rest keeping the second Passover will be slaughtered. The two witnesses are killed at Passover this year. This is also the start of the 3 1/2 years of the Great Tribulation.
The 1335 Days of Daniel 12:12
From the Feast of Trumpets Sept 12, at Sunset 6:49 in 2026 when the Two Witnesses begin to do their work until Shavuot 2030 is 1335 Days Spoken of in Daniel 12. We expect the moon not to be seen for the feast of Trumpets 2026. Shavuot is May 11, 2030, starting at 7:26 PM.
Rapture 144,000 Shavuot 2033
The Great Tribulation ends on Atonement 2033 but the rapture of the 144,000 takes place at Shavuot as it says in Revelation 7 that they come out of the Great Tribulation. King David is raised up at this time. These are the First Fruits. June 4, 2033, is the start of Shavuot at Sunset 7:41 PM
Atonement 2033
Tuesday, October 4 at Sunset which is 6:21 PM, 2033 The Day of Atonement begins. This is the Day Satan is locked away at the end of the 3 1/2 years of Tribulation on the whole world. 12 years before the end of this millennial age. Unless those days were cut short no flesh would be saved alive. This is the Day Satan is locked away until the end of the 7th Millennium.
The 120th Jubilee Year- The Start of the 7th Millennium
The Jubilee Year begins at Aviv 2045. That is March 19 at 5:50 PM. This is the 120th Jubilee years since the creation of Adam. It is the start of the 7th Millennium of Rest the same as the 7th Day of the Week is the Sabbath.


DennisCDiehl said...

Matthew 11:29

Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me; for I am arrogant and burdensome in heart, and you will find fear and anxiety for your souls. 30For My yoke is convoluted and My burden is unbalanced and shifts around a lot.”

According to these guys evidently...

Anonymous said...

1 Corinthians 14:33 For god is the author of confusion and of chaos, as in all the splinters of the saints.

If we take the bible to be the word of a god, then that god must want people to be confused.

If this god didn't want us to be confused, he would have given us enough information to know both that he existed, that he was worthy of being worshiped, and would have given us a bible that was not subject to such a wide array of private interpretations. It would have been concise and unambiguous in both statement as well as prioritization.

The fact of the matter is, there's 40,000+ sects of christianity, and each one of them exists, mainly because they can't agree on either what doctrines the bible actually supports, in the relative importance of those doctrines, or both. As a result, we have hundreds of splinters just within Armstrongism alone, each with its own private interpretation.

I suppose you could say, "Yes, but the bible says we're not supposed to have private interpretations, we're supposed to let the bible interpret the bible."

Let's just assume for a moment that's true. What does it mean to "let the bible interpret the bible"? How do you know whether you've done that or not? Because the bible doesn't lay out any sound methodology for accomplishing that, it's an empty and meaningless phrase.

What we're left with is the reality that any interpretation is necessarily a private one. Either you read the bible and create a private interpretation in doing so, or you toss it in the trash and don't read it at all. Those are your options.

And the bible is replete with such useless dictums.

"Prove all things." Oh, really? Which things? All things? You don't say.

But then, "Jesus said to him, 'Thomas, because you have seen me, you have believed. Blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed.'"

Hmm, upon further consideration, is it actually more blessed not to prove anything? Or am I supposed to do the impossible, prove things with no evidence to work with? If you call that "proving" something? To prove something by not proving it? What sense is that supposed to make?

Letting the bible interpret itself reduces to absurdity. It leaves you with nothing but useless sand sifting through your fingers.

Luke 16:13 No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot prove all things and rely on faith.

The god of the bible is a god of confusion and chaos, and the fact that the bible is a confused and contradictory book, and produces so much confusion in those who try to follow it, should be proof enough. That's one thing we don't need to take on faith.

Tonto said...

Can someone just send me an Email or Text when the Tribulation starts so I don't have to think about it in the meantime?

Anonymous said...

dont know much about timelines, but i know about the signs of the times...

2 Thessalonians 2:3 being fulfilled as we post...

c f ben yochanan

Byker Bob said...

If there are Gamma ray flashes over the next few years, will it alter the Dumonster’s timeline?


Anonymous said...

sounds like a Malmist

Byker Bob said...

The biggest possible sign of the end times would be the ACOGs and all the other groups obsessed with prophecy giving up on prophecy and admitting that they know absolutely nothing on this topic. Why? Jesus said the end would come at a time when you think not.

Are you salivating for the tribulation? Tell your minister to give up, to quit being an ego-infested prophecy know it all, and to restrict himself to teaching Christian family values and living principles, so that you can enjoy the blessings which that brings right here and now in real time!


Anonymous said...

"Jesus said the end would come at a time when you think not."

that's the perspective from human when they die, that's the "end" for that person's point of view...not the literal meaning of not knowing when the end comes. If you see the two witnesses appear on CNN live in Jerusalem you can safely conclude there are about 3.5 years remaining. Just saying.

But, as the Apostle John says on here,

time will tell

Byker Bob said...

Ah. I’ve stated as much many times on the blogs and forums, 7:18, especially here, over at Gavin’s, at Felix’s, and on the Ron Weinland false prophet blog. Math won’t currently work, because God is not acting by a math formula. He will make a judgment call based on conditions, that is, how bad He will allow those conditions to become before He pulls the plug. The when of that cannot not be predetermined by formula. However, once the two witnesses appear, the math of the timeline in Revelation immediately kicks in. The two witnesses, not any ACOG leader, are “that prophet”. Then we know the timeline, and not because of any sort of Armstrongian gnosticism or formulae. This logic must have been going through Weinland’s mind when he declared himself and Laura as the two witnesses, and the titles “apostle” and “prophet” that everybody else uses went on the back burner. Of course, it didn’t work for Weinland because like all the other messengers of Armstrongism, Ron spoke presumptuously.


Sweetblood777 said...

How cunning is the writer of this outline, to have the return of Yahshua in 2045 when most of us will be dead, including himself.

Since our next second of consciousness after death, we will meet Yahshua, time does not matter. I remember the time I had an operation and one second I was awake and the next, in my mind, I awoke, having no memory of the time I was out.

In the final analysis it isn't important when He returns, but how we live our lives now, and no amount of foretelling will change that.

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

Byker Bob said, "Math won’t currently work, because God is not acting by a math formula."

MY COMMENT - Well said, Byker Bob!

I tried to read the timeline post, but it was so convoluted it was mind numbing. When will these ACOG HWA wannabe clowns and the dumb tithe slave sheep followers learn the lessons of the failed 1972/1975 in Prophecy?

Why don't these clowns believe Jesus own words "the end would come at a time when you think not" as Byker points out?

Another set-up for failure and added tarnish of an already tarnished religious brand.


Anonymous said...

If the Jews succeed in getting their American puppets to overthrow Iran it will kill off Gerald Flurry's theory that Iran is the King of the South (not South of Jerusalem anyway).

Of course, they need oil from Venezuela to keep the economy going if they invade Iran. That's why all the hate for Venezuela is coming out these days. I guess that means Venezuela will be first ... or taken on at the same time ... as soon as the oil stops flowing.

Anonymous said...

Only an AC grad or a PK could understand a twisted mind like R.W.