RCG/David C. Pack Newsflash: The Kingdom Will NOT Come on Pentecost

 

David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God may be a false prophet, but he is absolutely predictable.

During “The Greatest Untold Story! (Part 635)” given on May 17, 2026, the Pastor General piled on yet more proofs that the Kingdom to Israel would begin on Pentecost (May 24, 2026 – Sivan 8). But, not really.

While seemingly confirming Pentecost, he un-invented the initial Kingdom to Israel that was to occur prior to Pentecost. Dave built in much wiggle room to flee from the eventual Pentecost date failure while sprinkling in doubt and revised ambiguous language, leaving the impression his new points were “immense.”

The Pentecost Proofs are Immense!

The very next day, he dissolved hopes for the Kingdom arriving on Pentecost 2026.

The very next day after Part 635 was delivered, Dave spent a total of six minutes during his New Moon Special Comments on May 17, 2026, to dissolve five hours and seventeen minutes of preaching from “The Greatest Untold Story!” Parts 633, 634, and 635.

How sad that RCG brethren are now forced to come to Sunday worship services when the new moon falls on it. The drastic changes Dave and company continue to manufacture the further away WCG shrinks in the rearview mirror, should disturb all the Herbie die-hards still clinging to the last remnant of a bygone era. The Restored Church of God is not even a Splinter anymore, but some deformed hybrid of Sabbath-keepers and Dave idolators.

The total 99 minutes, which included 26 God-inspired points proving the Kingdom would arrive on Pentecost from the previous day, were wished away into the cornfield. It seems that his "immense Pentecost proofs" were not so vital after all.

He also had to un-proclaimed that “The Greatest Untold Story!” Series was concluding “within 24 hours,” after admitting he had no credibility. At least he got something right.

No new date was set, and the brethren in The Restored Church of God were urged to exercise patience because these necessary updates were God's fault. So, if brethren want to blame someone, do like their Pastor General does and blame God.

The Kingdom Will NOT Come on Pentecost!
May 24, 2026

Marc Cebrian

See:  RCG/David C. Pack Newsflash: The Kingdom Will NOT Come on Pentecost

How Four Random Street Signs Convinced Grown Adults They Were on Holy Ground

Over the decades, the Church of God has been blessed with an endless parade of crackpots, each one more unhinged than the last, peddling their precious pet theories, wild speculations, and outright bald-faced lies. It’s this proud tradition of gullibility and zero discernment that has allowed modern con artists like Bob Thiel and Dave Pack to flourish, happily vacuuming up whatever few desperate, wide-eyed followers they can find. Nothing says “led by the Holy Spirit” quite like flocking to the newest liar with a website and a printing press.

Liars have always found the most fertile, well-fertilized ground in the Church of God. It’s practically their spiritual homeland. We’ve endured generations of lying false prophets who knew the exact timeline of end-time prophecy — every single time. (They were wrong, of course, but the next one will definitely be right. Just wait.)

We’ve had genuine crackpots who stood up and declared that four egrets in front of the Auditorium were about to come alive, grab the whole building, and fly it to Petra like some divinely sanctioned Uber, with a fifth egret acting as celestial navigator. And yes, some actual functioning adults left the church to follow this majestic egret-based theology. Truly, the finest minds at work.

Then there was that absolute masterpiece of biblical exegesis floating around Pasadena when I got to college: the unshakable belief that God Himself had personally branded the campus with His sacred name through — wait for it — street signs.

Green Street, Orange Grove, Del Mar, St. John

First letters? G-O-D-S.

GODS.

God’s campus. God’s church. God’s holy vending machines. Some genius actually convinced people this was divine proof. Because obviously the Creator of the Universe moonlights as a city planner in Southern California.

But here’s the real kicker — the biting truth they never want to admit: flip those letters around and it spells DOGS.

And honestly? That makes way more sense. God didn’t claim that campus — He let the dogs have it. The whole thing has been one big theological dog park for decades. A place where every stray crackpot theory could run around off-leash, hump each other’s legs, and leave little steaming piles of false prophecy wherever they pleased.

And the funniest part? That “God’s campus” belief is still limping along today as a housing development and a College-Prep private school, even though the Almighty apparently looked at the property, said “Yeah, I’m out,” and abandoned it decades ago like a bad blind date. But sure, keep clutching those street names, folks. Divine endorsement never looked so… canine.

Maybe this is a prophetic truth that will allow Samuel Kitchen to buy the Ambassador Auditorium and HWA's mansion. This is the COG after all, anything is possible.

What an absolutely stellar, rational, and spirit-led organization this has been. 

Peak 1st Century Christianity. .

Divine Nepotism at Its Finest: The Weinland Holy Church of God Family – Where the End Times Meet Tax Evasion

 Divine Nepotism at Its Finest: 

The Weinland Holy Church of God Family – Where the End Times Meet Tax Evasion

Did you know that God's mighty redemptive purpose for all creation has culminated in one very special, very felonious family? Forget dusty old prophets, ancient apostles, or that whole Jesus guy. No, the Almighty has finally gotten with the times and chosen Felon Ron Weinland and his family as the ultimate expression of His will. Jesus be damned – the Weinlands are the truth, the way, and apparently the very expensive lifestyle to salvation! 
God's purpose for mankind, you see, is for all to have the potential to become part of His Family. And what better way to emphasize "family values" after 6,000 years than by funneling everything through one cozy nuclear unit? Enter Ronald and Laura Weinland, God's two end-time witnesses straight out of Revelation 11. They didn't just appear on the scene at the very end of the end-time – they arrived fashionably late, after a few failed doomsday predictions and a federal indictment or two. Humble beginnings? Please. This is premium, first-class apocalypse. 
As part of this grand emphasis on family (because apparently God ran out of qualified non-relatives), both children have been divinely slotted into key roles. Their daughter Audra has been ordained a prophet – just like Deborah in the time of the Judges! She's been placed to serve over the Church in the U.K., Ireland, and continental Europe. What a coincidence that this holy calling aligns so perfectly with handling church finances in ways that... let's just say raised eyebrows in court. A money-laundering daughter/prophet? God's ways are mysterious, but the IRS's are meticulously documented. 
Then there's son Jeremy, ordained as an evangelist to God's Church. The Bible doesn't specify that evangelists need a passion for fast, expensive cars, but who are we to question divine taste? A BMW-loving son spreading the gospel – truly, the chariot of the modern age. While Dad was busy being a witness, Junior was out there witnessing... premium German engineering, apparently. 

God’s purpose for mankind is for all to have the potential to become part of His Family. Therefore, God is once again emphasizing the importance of family just as He has at other times throughout the past 6,000 years through those with whom He has worked. So God is now working through Ronald and his wife, Laura, to be His two end-time witnesses written about in Revelation 11 who appear on the scene at the very end of the end-time. 

As part of God’s purpose to emphasize the importance of family, He has also prepared and placed both of their children into important areas of service within His Church. Their daughter, Audra, has been ordained a prophet, even as Deborah was a prophet in the time of the Judges of Israel, and she has been placed to serve over the Church in the U.K., Ireland, and continental Europe. Their son, Jeremy, has been ordained to serve as an evangelist to God’s Church.

There you have it, folks! A convicted tax evader, his prophetic wife, a money-laundering daughter, and a dim-witted son with a lead foot for luxury rides. God's greatest instruments ever created:

• Felon Ron: The original end-time witness who couldn't quite get the end times to stick to the schedule but nailed the "creative accounting" part.
• Witless Witness #2, wife Laura: Standing faithfully by her man through thick, thin, and federal prison sentences.
• Money-laundering daughter/prophet Audra: Deborah 2.0, but with better offshore opportunities.
• Dim-witted Jeremy, evangelist and lover of fast expensive cars: Because nothing says "prepare for the Kingdom" like burning rubber on tithe-funded tires.

Do not mock them, dear reader, or you mock God Himself! Questioning how a family could blow through millions in church donations on diamonds, gold, luxury vehicles, and lavish living while preaching imminent doom? That's just Satan talking. Or common sense. Same difference in this crowd. 
In the Weinland Holy Church of God Family, salvation isn't about faith, works, or even showing up to services. It's about recognizing that the Creator of the Universe looked down at all of humanity and said, "You know what? Let's go with these guys." The rest of us? Just background extras in the Weinland redemption arc.
Praise be to the Holy Family – may their next prophecy finally stick, or at least their bookkeeping. Amen (and please make checks payable to... well, you know the drill).