Dennis on: "It's None Of Your Business!"

Now there is a phrase I'd like to see the average Church of God member adopt ASAP and understand what topics it might apply to as they allow themselves to be ruled over by the ministerial elite, such as a self appointed Apostle, Prophet  or That Prophet .   I know the average COG member thinks that they have to answer every question and inquiry a minister can come up with, but this is not actually so.

"Why weren't you at Church this Sabbath?"

None of your business

"Where were you for Bible Study?"

None of your business

"I have checked your tithing and you aren't up to date."

That's really none of your business

"Do you have a blog site?

None of your business

"Are you reading  blogs about the Church?'

None of your business

(My favorite)

"Do you know Dennis Diehl?"

None of your business

"Do you believe this is God's Church and I am it's leader?"

Ummm..none of your business

"Why weren't you at Spokesman Club, Church outing, family night, movie night, district weekend, join the team, support the change drive or contribute to the Steuben fund?

None of your business

"What did you say to Mr We Don't Like Him?

None of your business

"Have you been talking to Mr. or Mrs. Marked for Life?"

None of your business

"What is your annual income?"

None of your business

"Does your wife work and what is her income?"

None of your business

"Is this your comment on BannedbyHWA??"

UMMM....NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

"How much 2nd Tithe do you have?"

None of your business

"Shouldn't you be third tithing by now?"

None of our business

"Where are you going for the Feast?"

None of your business

HERE ARE SOME EVEN BETTER ANSWERS IT WOULD BE REFRESHING TO SEE COG MEMBERS PRACTICE MORE.

"Do you agree I am Joshua the predicted High Priest of Haggai?"

Not really...No.  You can be if you want.

"You are not to talk with or see your unconverted family."

No.  I'll talk with and see whomever I please.

"I marked that person. They are enemies of the Church."

No, that's my mom and I love her

"Do you understand I am 'That Prophet?"

I believe you believe that but , no I don't personally

"If I get off into strange and unusual ideas or go weird on the church and make the Bible start meaning things it never meant or see myself spoken of by the prophets,

 will you call me on it?"

Yes   and I am......

"Because you know that when that happens I won't want you to remember I said this. 

 I'll say this does not apply. 

No, no, no, no...this is different.  

Will you call me on it?"

Yes I will

"But I said 'I'm not going anywhere Brethren' so do you trust me not to?"

Oh no sir.  I trust no man and the older I get the less I would and do. 

Let me ask you.  If I call you on going weird and strange and trying to get me to forget you said to be looking out for that in you, will you listen?"

"NO..I won't have to because I said I am not going anywhere and that should be good enough for you.  Do you think I would get weird or strange ideas about myself like seeing myself spoken of by the prophets?"

Yes sir you have and you have already gone somewhere and I'm not going.

"Do you read Banned HWA?"

Yes and time will tell if Haggai was really all about you, which it is not.

"Hey, I'm not done with you. Where are you going?"

None of your business

contact Dennis at: denniscdiehl@AOL.com

Ron Weinland: My Second Witless Witness Wife And Daughter Need To Go To Europe This Summer - Give Them All Your Money

Ron Weinland, the imprisoned felon and discredited Armstrongite cult leader is sending his second witless witness wife Johnny Harrell, and money laundering daughter off to Europe this summer for "official" church visits.  For this to happen the widows need to sacrifice their money they use for medicine and food so that they can send more money in to fund these trips.

Weinerdude's wife Laura has been well know for having a bottomless purse that regularly fills up with diamonds and other expensive items.  She turns her receipts in as church expense and Audra pays for it.  Before Weinerdude went to prison, Laura wore several large gold and diamond rings.  This was fast money in case the world came to an end while they were traveling and they needed fast cash.

You can see from the dates that they will spend at least 1 week in London, one of the most expensive cities in the world.  You can be guaranteed they will NOT be staying in an Easyhotel or other low priced hotel.

June 29 – Indianapolis, IN -  Laura Weinland, Audra Little
July 20 – London, England – Laura Weinland, Johnny & Myrtle Harrell,  Audra Little
July 27 – The Netherlands – Laura Weinland, Johnny & Myrtle Harrell,  Audra Little
August 17 – Portland, OR – Laura Weinland, Terry Wrozek, Audra Little, Amanda Wrozek

Bob Thiel's "god" Has Tired of Punishing Americans With Tornadoes. It Now Moves To Budapest Where It Is Causing Flooding

Danube Reaches Record Levels In Budapest

Thiel's god is apparently growing weary of using tornadoes to punish filthy American sinners.  His god has moved over to Europe where it is punishing godless Europeans by causing massive flooding on the Danube. In Budapest, the remarkable thing that has risen from this is that the ultra conservative and the ultra liberal parties have all united to help preserve their city.  Political ideologies have went by the wayside as they fill sand bags together under the hot sun.  Somehow I think Thiel's god misjudged these people.

Thiel, the greatest Christan to exist since Dave Pack says this:

Flooding has been in the news in Europe:

June 7, 2013
The crest of the flood-swollen Danube River surged toward the Hungarian capital of Budapest today, while communities along the Elbe in Germany braced for high water as the river churned toward the North Sea.
Elsewhere in central Europe, communities were beginning to count the cost of devastating floods that have hit Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Hungary, Slovakia, Poland and the Czech Republic.
At least 19 people have died over the past week, and experts say the economic damage in Germany alone could top 11 billion euros (US$14.6 billion).
The Danube’s crest left Austria today and entered Hungary, where Prime Minister Viktor Orban warned that water levels were above the all-time highs.
“It is now certain that we will face the largest-ever flood on the Danube, so we must be prepared for the worst,” Orban said Gyor, a western city on the Danube.  http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/8771314/European-flooding-moves-toward-Hungary

The Bible shows that God uses weather to get people’s attention. Sometimes to punish, sometimes to lead to repentance, and other times to consider that God, not humankind, is in control.  God does use weather to get peoples’ attention:

10 “Because, indeed, because they have seduced My people, saying, ‘Peace!’ when there is no peace — and one builds a wall, and they plaster it with untempered mortar — 11 say to those who plaster it with untempered mortar, that it will fall. There will be flooding rain, and you, O great hailstones, shall fall; and a stormy wind shall tear it down. 12 Surely, when the wall has fallen, will it not be said to you, ‘Where is the mortar with which you plastered it?’” 13 Therefore thus says the Lord God: “I will cause a stormy wind to break forth in My fury; and there shall be a flooding rain in My anger, and great hailstones in fury to consume it. 14 So I will break down the wall you have plastered with untempered mortar, and bring it down to the ground, so that its foundation will be uncovered; it will fall, and you shall be consumed in the midst of it. Then you shall know that I am the Lord. (Ezekiel 13:10-14)

Bob wants them all to know that he loves them so much that he is praying for them.  I don't think any of them want or need his insincere prayers.

Of course along with that prayer he has to throw another scripture bomb from his pissed off god.

My prayers are with those affected by the floods and other recent severe weather.
Jesus taught:

7…And there will be famines, pestilences, and earthquakes in various places. 8 All these are the beginning of sorrows. (Matthew 24:7-8).
8 For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. And there will be earthquakes in various places, and there will be famines and troubles. These are the beginnings of sorrows. (Mark 13:8)

The sorrows and troubles are just beginning and will get much worse.