Sunday, September 8, 2013

Samuel Kitchen: You Would Be A Bible Illiterate If It Were Not For HWA



Samuel Kitchen is just like David C. Pack.  Kitchen is a Bible reader and not a theologian.  Armstrongism does not have theologians who actually study the Bible and use critical thinking.

HWA's theology came from a public library where he spent his time for six months instead of looking for a job to support his family.  He mooched off of others as he studied out dated books in a public library.  Public library's are not great bastions of academia.  You need a college library, a seminary library that has more in depth books and study material.

Kitchen wrote this about the great theological knowledge that Herb passed on:

YOU WOULD BE A COMPLETE BIBLE ILLITERATE IF IT WASN'T FOR GOD USING AND CALLING HERBERT W ARMSTRONG! You would have no Ambassador Auditorium, No Ambassador College, NONE!
Apparently God was not too enthralled with Ambassador Auditorium or Ambassador College.  The church lost them both.  Now the college is being torn down.  All gone. NONE!

Samuel Kitchen: Christ Will Not Marry You If You Allow A Member Be Raped, Slandered, Attacked or Debased



In Samuel Kitchen's ongoing slobber-fest over Herbert Armstrong he has these comments for anyone who dares to criticizes HWA, Waterhouse, or other Armstrongite heroes he worships.

Kitchen apparently thinks Herbert is being raped and slandered by countless people on Facebook and elsewhere.
God doesn't need anyone to defend him? Now let me put it this way. Christ is our future husband, and we are to be the bride of Christ. The Church, the spiritual body is composed of many members. If a man comes and rapes a man's fiancee does she cry out defending herself? Or does she just let the raper do what he wants without a fight? If you do not resist or cry out when a member of the body is being RAPED, and slandered, YOU ARE COMMITTING HARLOTRY, AND ADULTERY! This is how I look at it with myself.
 
Christ will not marry you or me if we allow a member of the body BE RAPED, SLANDERED, ATTACKED, and debased! For then Christ sees you have no love for another. And you have no love for him as he wants a wife UNDEFILED.

So by defending a man who I see is over me in the Lord, in the office and spiritual rank of apostle, I see as defending the body in which Christ is going to marry. I LOVE CHRIST AND GOD FIRST! 

That is the greatest of all commandments that Christ taught. Love God FIRST. Then you can Love PROPERLY your neighbor! If you love your neighbor first you are placing them before God! The world will know us for the love we have for one another! YOU DON'T LOVE MR.ARMSTRONG! You consider him not apart of the body of Christ! AND I DO! Even if he was a lay member, and I see him being attacked and slandered I WILL STILL DEFEND MY BROTHER IN CHRIST! Eccl 4:9,12.
 
You don't show love towards him! And I do.


James Malm: Malmite Women Must Cover Their Hair Even When Studying the Bible



James Malm, Armstrongism's greatest Pharisee and promoter of legalistic bullshit has laid down the law for women in his small personality cult.  Any woman attending the feast in Oregon this year with him will need to cover their heads anytime they are in church, when prayers are said and when studying the Bible.

What is praying and prophesying?

I think we all know what prayer is; and that men are to remove their hats out of respect when someone is praying.  When a woman is praying or is in a service where prayer is being made, she should have her hair and head covered.

A woman can certainly pray without her head covered in emergencies or unexpected situations; but that should be the exception and not the rule.  Further a woman should cover her hair in any planned and formal prayer; such as services and bible studies.   

Malmite women also need to go their husbands for scriptural answers if asked a question by another.  Since the man is all powerful and knowledgeable, the Malmite women must be in submission.  The next thing Malm will ask his women to do is genuflect in front of there husbands and walk three steps behind them.