Are You Tired Of Constantly Having to "Qualify" In The Church Of God?

Anyone who has been part of a Church of God for even a small amout of time will have heard numerous sermons on "qualifying" or read countless articles exhorting you to make sure you are doing all kinds of things in order to "qualify" yourself before their angry god snuffs says you out or says you arent allowed into their kingdom.

I found this quote below the other day while surfing some of the COG websites. When I copied it for a later post, I forgot to write which group it is from. It really doesn't matter who wrote it because this is standard COG thinking, and like most other things, the demands of it are totally wrong.

For one to enter the kingdom of God one must qualify! Just like Jesus Christ had to qualify! We must qualify before God can trust us to run & rule his universe and his kingdom. The same as when we are called it into God's Church we must prove to God upon repentance of turning from our own selfish way and walking and living God's way of life! In repenting we are qualifying! Qualifying to receive the Holy Spirit! For the terms for receiving the Holy Spirit is to repent and to believe. If we do not repent through the action of turning around and no longer walking our own way but now walking according to God's way, the Holy Spirit cannot dwell within​ us. Upon repentance then upon believing God's word you have been qualified yourself to be baptized and to receive the holy spirit of God! So ask yourself this, are you turning to God and repenting of walking contrary to his way everyday? One way we can disqualify ourselves is by not repenting! God's way is not our way! The natural mind as mr. Armstrong has taught is hostile to God's way of life! That is what the Bible teaches! So one way to disqualify ourselves is to go on thinking and walking in our own ways! According to what we think is right because we agreed with God. Simon magus believed the gospel. But he did not want to stop his own way to turn around and start obeying God! He did not want to repent! What about you question mark what about me? Do we study God's word just to make us to feel good about ourselves? Or are we seeking to obey God and to walk in all his ways? Constantly repenting of any change of course? Are we daily qualifying so that God may give us the Holy Spirit everyday? Or is it just one day a week type of thing? You won't enter the kingdom of God will be in just a Saturday church goer! We must be qualifying and all the booklets and all the sermons and writings of God's chosen apostle and his church are there to help! What the worldwide Church of God preaches and teaches is a very Living Word of God! Those very words in your Bible are words of life and words of spirit as Christ has said. They are for us and for our learning. The purpose of God's Ministry is to build up and to edify the Church of God. And that is being done by and through the holy spirit of God in the membership! If you attend some other church and listen to a minister that is not teaching exactly what Christ gave to the apostles then you will receive another spirit and another gospel and you will follow another Christ as Paul warns! So are we qualifying? Are we repenting and turning to God without whole heart? Are we obeying God and all things? If you are led by the holy spirit daily God will lead you! And then you will be called the people of God and then you will be a part of the Church of God. 

 

Basic Christianity understands that Jesus does not call the qualified; rather, he qualifies the called. Calling the unqualified has always been God’s specialty. We can look to the heroes of the Christian faith—David, Solomon, Joseph, Esther, Ruth, Moses, Miriam, Deborah, Lydia, and the list goes on.

Sadly, Armstrongism valued works over Jesus. The law trumped everything, and that is why Jesus was not discussed all that much, and when he was, he was constantly angry about something, and lo, we had better get our act together if we expected to rule with him.

Members were seldom told to to step out in faith, embracing Jesus' calling and trusting him to guide us every step of the way. 

 

My help comes from the Lord, the Maker of heaven and earth. Psalm 121:1 

 

We may not be worthy or feel worthy, but there is only one who is truly worthy, and that is Jesus Christ. Revelation 1:17-18.

No one needs to live in fear of being disqualified or losing one's salvation because one did not follow the endless checklist of some COG group. Their own ministers and leaders can not and do not do most of the things they demand of their followers, so why should you waste your time?

He saved us and called us to a holy calling, not because of our works but because of his own purpose and grace, which he gave us in Christ Jesus before the ages began, and which has now been manifested through the appearing of our Savior Christ Jesus, who abolished death and brought life and immortality to light through the gospel” 2 Timothy 9-1 

 

Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. 29 Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. 30 For my yoke is easy and my burden is light. Matthew 11:28-30 Living Bible

The Message says it best in more contemporary terms, especially those burdened down by Armstrongism:

Are you tired? Worn out? Burned out on religion? Come to me. Get away with me and you’ll recover your life. I’ll show you how to take a real rest. Walk with me and work with me—watch how I do it. Learn the unforced rhythms of grace. I won’t lay anything heavy or ill-fitting on you. Keep company with me and you’ll learn to live freely and lightly. Matthew 11:28-30

 

 

Ai-COG: Suspicious Lies: You're caught in a cult, you can't walk out.

 

The Cult’s Gaslighting Playbook: Blame Your Nature

Garner Turd Armstrong, the WCG’s golden boy, had a message for members in the 1965 GN Article: “So - You're Suspicious?” Simple, he says it’s because you’re broken. In a piece dripping with manipulation, he told the flock they were born with a “nature” that makes them doubtful, skeptical, and stubborn—a nature they must overcome to stop being suspicious of God. He grilled them on their reactions to Co-worker letters, tithing demands, festival attendance, the Visiting Program, and disciplinary actions. Hesitate to open your wallet for the Building Fund? Dread the Gestapo-style visits we exposed in “Gestapo in God’s Name”? Question why someone got disfellowshipped? Sorry, that’s not Christlike—you’re still “human,” not converted. Welcome to the WCG’s gaslighting playbook: your doubts aren’t valid; they’re a sin, and you’re the problem.

But here’s the kicker—members had every right to be suspicious, and their instincts were dead on. The cult was hiding a cesspool of corruption, from financial scams to personal scandals like GTA’s massive college harem at Ambassador College, where he preyed on young women while preaching purity to the flock. The WCG shamed members for their justified suspicions, turning legitimate concerns into proof of spiritual failure while the Armstrongs’ dirty secrets piled up. For everyone still caught up in these cults: It’s time to see through the con and stop letting them guilt you into silence.

Setting the Trap: A Suspicious World, a Suspicious You

The GTA article paints a grim picture of the world you were born into—one full of “hate, crime, jealousy, intrigue—suspicion.” Teddy says you’re the product of your environment, shaped by experiences that make you disillusioned: your best friend betrayed you, your first love cheated (with a celebrity country singer minister?), politicians lied, even governments deceive. By the time you’re an adult, you’ve accepted the lies—advertising scams, charity drives, all the “sham and mockery” of the world. Then, if you’re “really converted,” you turn that suspicion inward, realizing you’re a “liar, a cheat, a two-faced, selfish, conniving, grasping, vanity-filled collection of sensuality and lust” (Jeremiah 17:9, Romans 8:7). But wait—did you really? Or are you just suspicious of others, especially the WCG’s work? If so, Teddy says, you’re not converted. Boom—gotcha.

This is gaslighting 101. Ted takes a universal human experience—doubt born from a messy world—and weaponizes it against members. It’s not the WCG’s fault you’re suspicious; it’s yours, a flaw in your nature. But members weren’t wrong to doubt. Their suspicions were confirmed time and again, most infamously with GTA’s college harem at Ambassador College. While Garner Ted preached righteousness, he was using his position to target female students, building a notorious reputation for sexual misconduct that eventually led to his 1978 disfellowshipment from the WCG—by his own father, no less. Members who felt uneasy about the leadership’s behavior weren’t unspiritual; they were onto something. Yet GTA had the gall to shame them, ensuring they’d stay quiet while he and the cult kept up the charade.

The Laodicean Threat: Doubt and You’re Damned

GTA doubles down with a terrifying prophecy: the Laodicean Church, the final remnant of God’s people, is coming, and it’s “mighty serious.” He cites Revelation 3:14-15, describing the Laodicean as lukewarm, self-righteous, and complacent—neither hot with zeal nor cold with unbelief. This type, he says, has lost their “first love,” drifting into spiritual lethargy. They don’t pray much, don’t get “fired up,” don’t care about the world’s abominations or their brethren’s pain. Worse, they’re suspicious of the WCG’s motives, wondering where the money goes, doubting if things are “run right.” They’re especially skeptical of “physical things”—buildings, pledge cards, college expansions, property purchases, trips abroad. If you’ve ever questioned the cult’s endless demands, Teddy says you’re Laodicean, and you’re in big trouble.

Here’s where the gaslighting gets vile. Members had real reasons to question those “physical things.” The college expansions Teddy mentions? That’s Ambassador College, where he ran his harem, exploiting young women under the guise of spiritual leadership. The money they wondered about? It funded the Armstrongs’ lavish lifestyle—while members struggled to pay triple tithes. Their suspicions weren’t a spiritual failing; they were a gut check, and they were right. Teddy’s Laodicean label wasn’t a warning—it was a threat to silence legitimate concerns, making members feel guilty for seeing through the cult’s facade. The WCG didn’t want you to dig into their scandals; they wanted you to feel like a failure for noticing them, ensuring you’d keep the cash flowing while they hid their sins.

Fear as a Weapon: The Tribulation Stick

The article’s real gut punch comes with the Great Tribulation. Teddy warns that the Laodicean attitude—your suspicion—will leave you unprotected when disaster strikes. He cites Ezekiel 5:1-4, where God tells Ezekiel to take a few hairs (symbolizing the remnant of God’s people) and bind them in his skirts for protection, then cast some into the fire—the Tribulation. Revelation 12:17 backs this up: Satan will make war on the “remnant” who aren’t protected, those who’ve fallen into the Laodicean state. GTA’s blunt: if you’re suspicious, you’re part of the 50% of WCG members who’ll face “horrible tortures and ultimate death” in the Tribulation to realize your “lethargic spiritual condition.” He drags in the foolish virgins (Matthew 25), who didn’t “watch” and pray (Luke 21:36), missing their chance to escape.

This isn’t a warning—it’s a terror tactic, and it’s especially cruel given what members already suspected. They weren’t wrong to worry about the cult’s integrity—Teddy’s college harem was just one scandal among many, from financial mismanagement to failed prophecies like the 1972 Tribulation that never came. Yet instead of addressing these betrayals, Garner Turd weaponized fear to shut down dissent: doubt the cult, and you’ll suffer God’s wrath. It’s the same fear we exposed in “Fear Religion?” —the WCG preached against fear while wielding it like a club. Garner Turd’s gaslighting here is next-level: your justified suspicions aren’t just a sin; they’re a death sentence, and only blind faith in the cult can save you, even as their corruption festers.

The Watchman Con: Loyalty or Else

Teddy pivots to the WCG’s role as a “watchman,” citing Ezekiel 33 and Matthew 24:1-4 to claim the cult is Christ’s body, tasked with sounding the alarm about world conditions and impending disaster. He quotes his father: you’ll grow in grace “just to the degree your heart is in the work of God.” That “work” means supporting the WCG’s programs—buildings, magazines, broadcasts, colleges, baptizing tours. If you’re a true “Philadelphian,” you’ll be “enthusiastically responsive,” rejoicing at every new project, every ordination, every radio station. If you’re suspicious—wondering about money, doubting the need for another building—you’re a “foolish virgin,” not watching, not praying, and doomed to the Tribulation.

Here’s the gaslighting climax: your suspicion isn’t just unspiritual—it’s disloyalty to Christ Himself. GTA frames the WCG’s work as a “prophesied event,” led by Christ, so questioning it is questioning God. But members’ suspicions were confirmed by the very programs Ted defends. Ambassador College, which he calls a “need” of God’s work, was his personal hunting ground, where he abused his power over “foolish virgin” female students—a scandal that blew up in 1978 when he was disfellowshipped for his behavior. The money for buildings and broadcasts? It funded the Armstrongs’ luxuries while members went broke. Garner Turd Armstrong gaslights members into thinking their doubts—about tithing, buildings, or the Visiting Program—aren’t valid concerns but a betrayal of Christ. The WCG didn’t want you to uncover their scandals; they wanted you to feel like a traitor for suspecting them, ensuring you’d keep funding their empire while they hid their sins.

Splinterdom, Your Suspicions Were Right—Now Break Free

The WCG’s gaslighting in “So - You're Suspicious?” is a masterclass in control: your natural doubts are a sin, a sign you’re Laodicean, and a one-way ticket to the Tribulation—unless you blindly support the cult’s every demand. But members had every right to be suspicious, and their fears were confirmed by the Armstrongs’ corruption—like GTA’s college harem at Ambassador College, where he exploited young women while preaching holiness, a scandal that led to his 1978 ousting. Turd wasn’t helping members grow in faith; he was shaming them into silence, turning justified suspicions into proof of spiritual failure while the cult’s dirty secrets piled up. Stop letting the cult shame you. Your doubts weren’t a sin—they were your survival instinct, and they were right. Ditch the gaslighting, and walk away from the con for good.

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