Ron Weinland Cult Member: Remain Indoors Saturday and Have Plenty of Food

One of Ron Weinland's lemmings had this to day in regards to the horrors that will descend on earth starting Saturday:

God Bless those who can read this thread and learn about how mankind reacts to a true prophet of God at the most crucial time in God's plan for mankind. In God's infinate mercy destruction has been confined to a day or so, because unless those days be shortened, no life would exist beyond it. Nuclear war cannot happen for 3.5 years, it cannot happen for 3.5 months, nor even 3.5 days. You will soon understasnd why God's revealation through His prophets is so beautiful and perfect and the only it can be done in order to save the most lives at the end.

On Saturday, in the US and Canada; please remain indoors and in an underground room if possible. Buy some food and water to use after the destruction and keep God in your hearts. On the other end of this period is the glorious reign of the Kingdom of God, the goodnews Jesus taught is about to begin.

No one other then those God has called or those that were scattered were meant to understand Ron Weinlands revealation by design; God has not yet revealed Himself to all of mankind, but that time is soon over that is EXACTLY what God is doing now, and those who have eyes to see and ears to hear will hear their shepherd in the moment they reolize the truth was indeed revealed through God's end time prophets; Ron and Laura Weinland. Above Top Secret

So only the U.S. and Canada are getting their asses fried this weekend?

Ron Weinland: 7,000 Ministers and Leading COG Members Will Soon Die

Ron Weinland has declared that both he and his wife will soon be made immortal and then soon after that will ascend into heaven.  Can you imagine the hell Weinlands wife is going through right now. Does she really believe her husbands utterances, does she dare question him?  If she believes, imagine what is going through her mind that the world will be engulfed in nuclear war in less than 48 hours?  What does she think about her friends and neighbors that will die horrible deaths?

Sadly, what we are about to see is Ron Weanland start making excuses Monday morning as to why God delayed the endtimes.  Excuses will abound.  It will all become "spiritual" instead of reality.

“After three and one-half days [prophetic 3 ½ years] the Spirit of life from God entered into them [not physical life, but spirit life as the two witnesses are changed from mortal to immortal at Christ’s return], and they stood upon their feet [were made to “stand” in God—in His truth—in the sight of others once God shows all the scattered body irrefutable proof of their “standing” with Him through this resurrection] and great fear fell upon them who saw them” (Rev. 11:11). This is not talking about the world, but it is talking about the scattered Jerusalem who is struck with fear when they are brought face to face with this reality and truth of the resurrection of God’s two witnesses to immortal life as part of the 144,000.

“And they [God’s two witnesses] heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, ‘Come up here.’ And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud, and their enemies beheld them” (Rev. 11:12). These two witnesses are not received by the scattered body as being brothers spiritually, nor as sent from God, but spiritually they are received as enemies to their belief and understanding of God’s will.

Then he goes on to make this absurd prediction:

This describes a scattered Church that God awakens through the reality of what they must now face. A nuclear war has erupted and Jesus Christ is returning in the atmosphere of this earth. God’s two witnesses are changed from mortal to immortal. Then 7,000 “named” (literally named by God and not random) individuals die, which includes first and foremost the ministry and other leading and well known people in the scattered groups. It also includes those who push themselves forward as “teachers” or individuals who are in the “know” about matters in God’s Church, especially in their attacks against God’s witnesses.

7,000 ministers and members who have rejected Weinerdude and his wife will die.  I guess I had better get my funeral plans in order.  Idiot!  Bring it on, fool!

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Ron Weinland Is Wrong! Another Armstrongite Sets New Date For Jesus Return

Just when you think this end times madness by Ron Weinland can't get anymore ridiculous, along comes one of his former members with a new prediction.  Weinerdude is wrong!  Jesus is not returning on May 27th, but on July 19th! Weinerdude has apparently been using the wrong Jewish calender to date his prophecies.

Apparently Jesus is retuning on the 19th of July to "...purge all who will continue to oppose His righteousness."

One of Weinland's former members has taken up the mantle to name himself as a witness and prophet.

He claims his name has been changed to Zerubbabel.

There will only be 153 who will still be alive in the flesh when His Son returns who are of this number. (John 21:11)

• 3) He will send His Son, Yehshua, to harvest this temple on July 19^th of this year (2012).
• 4) Returning with Him will be the 24 elders who are of the 144,000 but were already resurrected at the time of His murder. (Matthew 27:52-53, Rev 4:4)
• 5) At the time of His return, the armies of the world will be gathered together for a final battle. (Rev 16:16) He will pour out the 7 vials of His Father's wrath and all who do not agree to obey Him will be purged out in one day. (Rev 16)
• 6) Leading up to this day the world will be coming unglued at the seams and there will be plagues and pestilences and natural disasters like the world has never seen before and World War III will commence. (Matthew 24:21)
• 7) This time of trouble is being sent to plead with the inhabitants of the earth to hearken to Him so that they can become part of His family and be given eternal life.(Isaiah 3:13

Here is Zerubbabel in all his glory!

This crackpot is just as dumb as Weinalnd.  However this guy takes it several steps further.  He add sacred names, new calendars and new moons to the concoction.  This guy is just another in a long line of nutjobs who are lying through their teeth.

You can contact this false propeht here:  zerubbabel@repairingthebreach.info

Ron Weinland: 63,000 Baptized Members Soon To Be Reunited In True Church

Yes, he is as stupid as he looks.

The craziness continues from the mouth of Ron Weinland, the apostate false prophet who has predicted the return of Jesus this Sunday.

According to Weinland, in a few days 63,000 baptized COGers from around the world will be reunited into ONE body (Weinland's cult, obviously!)

The good news is that God is going to reunite His Church into a single organized body once again. It will begin to happen in only a couple of days and the potential number of previously baptized members (before the apostasy in 1994) that God is going to grant this opportunity to is 63,000…

I can grantee you right now that 63,000 COGers will NEVER join up with Weinland.  Weinland seems to think he is as spiritual important as Dave Pack. I can also tell you that 63,000 COGers will never join up with Pack.  

Having said all this, as it has been said so many times before over the past 14 years, we have now come to the end and Jesus Christ is now going to return on May 27th. This event will catch the whole world off guard—even the Church that was scattered. But it will afford a great opportunity to 63,000 baptized people who were scattered after the apostasy to once again be reunited as God’s Church into a single organized body and to be given opportunity to live on into the new millennial age of Christ’s rule on earth.

Who in their right mind would allow themselves to be subjected to the governmental abuse that the Church of God is known for?   Why would anyone want to place themselves under the feet of these despots again?

Apparently this fool thinks nuclear war will break out on Sunday afternoon.

It will be the same right up until nuclear weapons begin to be used on the earth. An automatic response of nations will spark immediate retaliation to real or imagined enemies. Such events will be so rapid and have the potential of being so devastating that God must quickly intervene by stopping it as He sends His Son back to this earth to become King of kings…

Ron Weinland will be too busy on Saturday to preach to this faithless flock so he is preparing a prerecorded sermon to be played.  I guess he doesn't want to be pelted by rotten tomatoes as he preaches.

What are the people in Ron's cult going to do as they listen to his sermon and then nothing happens on Sunday?  Will they start making excuses like Harold Camping's people did initially?  I can guarantee that Ron will be ready on Monday morning with all kinds of lies and filth explains away his failed prophecy.  A few fools will believe him and continue to support him.  Hopefully the majority of his members will open their eyes and walk away from his filth.