Apostle Malm: New Pope Will Be Doing Miracles By October

Apostle Malm is all in a dither right now with the upcoming resignation of the Pope.  Buying into the mindless fantasies of Fatima and Malaky, apostle Malm believes this will be the last Pope that will usher in the persecution of TRUE Christians, forced work on Saturdays, and the setting up of the abomination of desolation in Jerusalem.  Then once you see the Pope in Jerusalem you will know that there are exactly 1,335 days left till Jesus Christ comes to wreck vengeance upon the pagan world.

At the same time the resignation of Benedict XVI opens the way for a younger charismatic pope to take the reigns and begin to deceive the world’s people into regarding him as an ultimate moral authority.  A very important occasion being World Youth Day in Rio in late July.

The assembled cardinals will want a new pope who can electrify the world from Rio, where vast numbers will be gathered to hear the pope, and millions more will watch from around the world.  The fact that he will be new will generate even more interest.

The final pope should already have immense popularity,  when, he is empowered to do miracles as the final abomination as early as early Oct.

Dan 12 tells us that from the time the abomination is set up [doing miracles with the power of Satan], there will be a maximum of 1,335 days until Christ comes to set up the Kingdom of his Father over all the earth.

The apostle then goes on to warn all COG folk out there that their asses are on the line and are set to be destroyed unless they join up with him.  Jesus Christ is really, really pissed at the COG!

While the war and a peace deal may be very quick, or may take into 2014;  it is certain that we are in the last days before the vast majority of today’s COG Groups are rejected by Christ and the tribulation begins.

Of course every good prophet needs some wiggle room:

It is possible that another interim pope will be selected, but the signs of the times strongly indicate that this coming pope will be the last one and will become empowered by Satan at the appointed time; quite possibly in early Oct this year, or a year later.

Meteor Explodes in Russia and Non Ordained False Prophet Thiel Finds Biblical Significance In It

An extraordinary event happened in Russia.  A meteor exploded over a populated area causing injury and damage.  Immediately the false prophets of Armstrongism jumped into prophecy mode and used it as a sure sign of approaching doom and gloom. Did you know that meteors/comets could also be the prophesied "wormwood" from revelation?

The non-ordained false prophet  Robert Thiel was the first to jump on the band wagon since he, and he alone, is the worlds foremost authority on prophecy.  The desperately seeking to be recognized false prophet  said:

Despite the relatively small odds of a significantly large asteroid hitting the earth this century, something from space, probably an asteroid or a comet, is prophesied to do so.
Over 1900 years ago, the Apostle John was inspired to write the following in the Book of Revelation 8:10-11:

Then the third angel sounded: And a great star fell from heaven, burning like a torch, and it fell on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water. The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters became wormwood, and many men died from the water, because it was made bitter.

A large comet hitting the earth would also seem to have similar effects to that of a medium-sized asteroid.  And having something actually hit the earth and do massive damage is predicted in the Bible.

Although the biblical Wormwood does not have to be a comet, and possibly could be an asteroid (or at least possibly come from the asteroid belt), it sounds more like a comet than an asteroid.

Why?

In addition to looking like a star falling from the heavens looking like a torch (and an asteroid could possibly do that), comets normally appear with cyanogen. Astronomers state hydrogen cyanide on comets may be their source of cyanogen gas.

Interestingly, the cyanogen gas mixes with water to form hydrogen cyanide, which has an almond odor and bitter taste, and reportedly causes death at concentrations over 5 parts per million.
And thus for Bible skeptics, the fact that before humans had any idea that comets could produce a poisonous bitter water, it is recorded in the Bible. This should be additional proof to those willing to see that the Bible has been inspired by God.

And while comets are still more likely to fulfill the Wormwood prophecy than asteroids, humans still have no real effective way to deal with potential asteroid devastation, and some day, a major object from the sky will strike the earth according to biblical prophecy.

NASA scientists now know that at least 1,000 nearby asteroids could do that, and have long known that certain comets could do this as well.

And part of Russia today, got to experience just a small foretaste of what objects from outer space can do.

Dave Pack: Does He Have An Original Thought In His Head?

Dave Pack is celebrating 10 years of publishing his Real Truth magazine, a take off and imitation of the Plain Truth magazine. He imitates Herbert Armstrong in all things.  He uses the same names or derivatives of names to be as close to HWA as possible since he did train at the very feet of Herbert Armstrong who personally taught him everything he knows.

Lots of lovely draped burgundy fabric

Now take a look at the 50th Anniversary issue of the Plain truth with the same background but only blue.

Just once I would like to see one of these idol worshipers come up with an original thought idea!

Non Ordained False Prophet Thiel: Did Your Valentine Card Lead to a Night of Lasciviousness?

Did you give your spouse or significant other a Valentines card today?  If you did then you  automatically expected a wild night of sexual escapades.

I can just picture those second graders having a sex orgy right now, since that is what the false prophet Thiel thinks happens.

Non-ordained, false prophet Robert Thiel writes:

The modern practice of giving cards to ask/tell someone to “be my Valentine” seems to be a holdover from the ancient sexual lottery.

None who profess Christ should observe this February 14th “holiday”–it simply is not a Christian holiday. It began as a sexual lottery and still has sexual ramifications, even in the 21st century.

This is pretty rich coming from an acolyte of Armstrongism where rampant lasciviousness abounded.
From the Dear Leader, to his son, to evangelists, to ministers, elders, and deacons. Adultery, affairs, wife swapping were things that were well know to be happening, even the secret trysts on top of the auditorium  Sexual impurity was rampant in the church and there was not even a Valentine in sight!  Yet, all the people I know that give Valentines did not resort to lasciviousness and sexual orgies today.

Why the non-ordained false prophet continues to lie like he does is beyond me.

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