Dave Pack Says: "Caption This Photo"

Some that come to mind:

The Holy Child of God

The Chosen One

Damn! You Are Good!

Dave, I hardly knew ya.

From comments below:

My Father gave me this for Christmas. My very own picture of the Messiah, Joshua Son of Nut

But DAD! It's a velvet painting of the Messiah!!! Can I keep it?

Um, did Dumbo loose his ears or something?

Dad says I look like a dirty, smelly, effeminate hippie, but that if I clean up I can look like this guy and really make Him happy!

...and I want a new bike and a sled and a new headquarters...

So sad I have to throw him into the Lake of Fire and forget about him.
The picture will have to burned up too.

I look more like this than an apostle does like that

Jesus Christ to photo of Dave Pack, "Who's this dick head?"

Blog Comment Moderation Is On

I had to turn on comment moderation last night.  This blog got hit by what must be Dave Pack's boy toy.  Some of the stuff he wrote that he likes doing he wanted to do to Dave, and it was not fit to print.  The guy sure seems obsessed with sex!  He needs to get out of the closet and enjoy life. Some of his postings may have slipped through for a few minutes, so if anyone was offended, apologies.  When he wasn't spewing his sexual desires it was racist comments - British Israelism at its finest!. It is  a sad commentary on what Armstrongism does to some peoples minds.

Dave Pack: The Gold and Silver Are MINE! My god Says So!

Dave Pack has been particularly ticked that people are not jumping ship from the various groups to his and bringing their money with them.  That disturbs him more than their presence does.  His first priority is money.

To reinforce that mindset, Dave claims that Haggai 2:8 pertains to him.  Since he is his god's only true COG leader and therefore the rightful steward of all tithes and offerings, the money that COG members are giving to their own groups are technically his.  It's his the money that belongs to his god and therefore rightfully is his, since he is the only TRUE leader on earth today.

Haggai 2:8: “The silver is Mine, and the gold is Mine, says the Lord of hosts.”
The Hebrew for “silver” by implication means “money.” “Gold” can also mean “precious metal.” This is an important message to God’s servants carrying out His end-time Work. God is saying that He controls (owns) vast financial resources and can provide them for His Work. In fact, He will do this in part simply because all of God’s tithes and offerings are going to one place. God is saying that He is going to redirect funds that are currently being stolen by leaders who will soon be removed from office. God will take care of the needs of His Church. Also realize that this message is to the remnant. Caught up much more deeply in the world, and in the everyday coveting going on there, they must be reminded that everything on Earth belongs to God. They must return to sacrificing for His Work as we all once did under Mr. Armstrong’s leadership.