David Passover Pack: If You Are A True Follower Of Me You Will Also Be Taken Up With My Fiery Chariot

If you are a true believer of David Passovers Elijah-hood and turn over all of you financial gains, then you too can be whisked off to Dave Passover's secret place.  Imagine how fun THAT will be!

55: How did Elijah escape? How did he get away? He was taken up by angels in fiery chariots including fiery horses, which the splinters don't know about because that knowledge has not been restored to them. But we're in a position to see the parallel, so will I be. They don't know about that; they don't know the eagles are angels or all the verses that took eight sermons to preach. But that's a powerful point, but it goes further. 

David Passover's time is running out! His life is in jeopardy! David Passover will be sooooooooooooooo reviled that his god will need to remove him from this earth for his safety.  No martyr will David Passover be!

Next point: Why was Elijah taken? This is where it'll get exciting for the church. Time was running out on him; his life would be in jeopardy. He was reaching the point when no man could work, we might say. So will mine be when we're hated of all nations. That's why he was taken.  But Elijah's unique "taken into heaven" departure is NOW seen to have always been a type for both the final Elijah and the remnant who this time will all be taken with him. It's a grander type; Elijah's a restorer. If the brethren of God are restored they go with him if they faithfully assist in his commission. So it's a lot bigger than just the one man. That's the part that excites me more.

David Passover Pack: My Home Town of Lima, Ohio Is A Greek Name For "Remnant" Ummm... NO Dave... It's NOT!

 Lima Ohio: 

The hometown of the world's most superfantabulous human to EVER exist!

David Passover is so desperate to validate his Elijahhood status that he seeks far and wide to find things that his members are too dumb to question.  His latest is his birth town where he grew up.  He has attached spiritual significance to the town of Lima Ohio.

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54: Coincidence or divine purpose? Have a little fun with this one – (will) be more important to me than you – but coincidence or divine purpose? The Greek word for remnant is leimma (audience laughter), pronounced "lima," spelled l-e-i-m-m-a, my home town; what are the odds? The modern Elijah comes from a small town called Remnant in the Greek; sometimes names are important. We'll see that Elijah the Tishbite – that's kind of interesting – will come up later.  

Can David Passover truly be that stupid?  Are none of his members intelligent enough to know that he is full of shit?  Lima Ohio was NOT named after a Greek word for "remnant."  Instead it is named after a city in Peru!  P-E-R-U!!! 

1831 the Shawnee relinquished all their land in the area to the United States and relocated to Kansas, opening all of Allen County to American settlement. The Ohio legislature mandated that a county seat be established. “Lima” was the result. Its name originated with Judge Patrick G. Goode, who insisted on the Spanish pronunciation “Lee-mah” after the capital of Peru, but the local vernacular -- "Lye-mah" -- prevailed. He honored Lima, Peru, in the naming because an inoculate for malaria, which was prevalent in the area during its establishment, was manufactured there. Touring Ohio

Frank Nelte, UCG, COGWA, LCG and Others are DESPERATELY wanting go join up with David Passover Pack

Except for those in the Church of God

David Passover is still dreaming that scores of COG ministers and members will soon be jumping ship into his personality cult.  They are just itching to do it!  They are desperately seeking to be restored to unity under David Passovers regime. As if ANY of them care about Dave Passover!

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 I could take you through United, COGWA, LCG, all of them, they all have their own way of saying – another guy named Frank Nelte, who's kinda one of those gurus out there; a lot of people give him credence – and they all say the same thing: these are the two witnesses. Now, they all see Mr. Armstrong was not Elijah and they don't know who Moses is and think no one can know. They simply fall back on, "these are the two witnesses." You'll see more of their reasoning later. These men took a right conclusion to a wrong end. They are outside God's Church, but brethren, they desperately want to be back together again under an Elijah who will restore them to unity; that's good! How wonderful that they are going to, number 1, get what they're looking for, and 2, much sooner than they expect – because they think it's gonna happen at the time we're taken to the place of safety – just not in the way they expect. They'll get over that real fast when they find out we'll spend years together in unity before we go to protection. Brethren, we can rejoice for them now; they're our brothers and sisters in Christ, and you can rejoice for them, I do; they'll rejoice later. But they are members one of another, they're not in the Body again yet, but we can rejoice in anticipation.

David Passover Pack: It's Part of My Personalty To Mock

David Passover admits he is here to mock other COG leader and member.  Not as if any of us never knew....

 Moses had a strong hand; bring any names to mind? How about Arm-strong. Interesting. Now, every so often I suppose I oughta stop and say, brethren I'm not suggesting that any one of these points by itself would be enough to convince us the identities of these two final men, but I do understand that when you put them all together there would have to be a tremendous mass of evidence; when Jesus Christ came the first time it was understood, when he came the second time it's understood, when the beast arrives it's understood, when the false prophet arrives it's understood, when the tribulation begins, the Day of the Lord, it's understood, when great things happen in scriptures it's understood. When this prophecy was to be fulfilled it had to be understood; God had to be waiting with an avalanche followed by three tsunamis of information so only the carnal or the idolaters who want to reduce Mr. Armstrong. We're gonna show how some have been idolater in that way; later on I'm going to explain, if you're gonna be an idolater of Mr. Armstrong have a big idol – I'm having fun – I mean, don't be dumb, don't be a dumb idolater, be a good one , go big or stay home, you see? (Audience laughter). I'm gonna have fun with that later on. By the way, Elijah mocked once in a while and I have found that that is part of my personality (audience laughter), so… but anyway.