David Passover Pack: I Almost Died My Freshman Year of College, But I Was Not A Crybaby About It

Ever the martyr, David Passover Pack, thinly compares his near death experience to HWA's "death" which proves God has a bigger purpose for him.   Like HWA who got the church "back on track."  David Passover is restoring the church back as one united family. David Passover also wants you to know he has always been an intellectual giant and that he was training for the Olympics.  He also wants you to know that during this time he had a high fever and almost died.  During that time NO ONE came to his aid and they shipped him off to Orr, Minnesota.  None of his professors stood by his side and offered to give him another shot at his missed classes.  Ever the martyr, David Passover says he decided he was not going to be a "cry-baby about it."

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61: During my sophomore year at Ambassador College – 1968 and 1969 – I produced an extra credit summary paper on all the books written by prophets. Now, lemme just tell you, I almost died during finals week of my freshman year of college and I eventually collapsed and I lost thirty two pounds in eighty four hours while taking all my finals. And I was very close to death; I had my fourth staph infection that took me into the hospital, my parents weren't in the church and took me into the hospital; I collapsed off the plane. And basically I didn't fail all my tests, but I had a ferocious fever; could barely see, and went through finals week. None of my professors ever came and said to me – this leads to something – ever said, "Can we do anything for you?" The whole church knew that I was no longer training for the Olympics; faculty all understood I'd almost died, they sent me up to camp in Minnesota in the summer of '68, so we'll have him teach swimming at camp; I just looked like somebody who'd escaped Buchenwald. And I recovered, but I decided, well, nobody's offered to help me on my grades; none of my professors gave me another shot; I said I'm not gonna cry-baby about it, I'm gonna do something about it. So I didn't go in and ask any of them, but I had to dig out of a terrific hole; Cs, Ds and even an F in one class. So I decided I'm going to get up at five o'clock every single day for a year and research all of the prophets, type them up and type this long special report to help me recover my grades, because of having almost died during finals week of my freshman year.

David Passover Pack: I Have Already Started Training The Prophets, But They Don't Know It Yet

David Passover thinks that the two witless witnesses are in his chruch and are currently being trained by him.  The problem is he doesn't know who they are and they don't know.  What a convoluted line of reasoning.

60: Elijah uniquely specialized in training prophets; he ran three schools for the prophets, Gilgal, Jericho and Bethel. Let me just say it again, he uniquely specialized in training prophets. So will I; it's probably already started without knowledge of whom.

David Passover Pack: Joe Tkach Sr. Was A Modern Ahab That Was Out To Get Me!

David Passover is now whining that Tkach Sr. was out to get him.  I am sure that Tkach Sr. knew what kind of abusive moron that Pack was and most likely had a good reason, if this is true at all!  Everywhere that David Passover was sent as a minister soon resulted in a deluge of complaints from members on how abusive he was.

58: Joe Tkach, a modern Ahab if there ever was one, pursued me for years like Ahab did Elijah. And like no one else, like Ahab – like Ahab – he did die soon enough, and God went on to curse his son Ahaziah; leaves some things to the imagination. Elijah played a role in what happened to that son. God sent him to go talk to that son; I don't know whether that will happen. The angel told him to go, but Ahaziah sent two groups to come get Elijah, and a hundred and two burnt men later, the third captain realized, "Ew, would you be willing to come and talk to the boss, he fell through a window and he's got a bad infection, he's sick," and Elijah was told by an angel – interesting, twice actually in that first chapter of 2 Kings – and he went.  

Poooooor Davie, always the bridesmaid but never the bride.