Friday, May 25, 2012

Ron Weinland: 7,000 Ministers and Leading COG Members Will Soon Die

Ron Weinland has declared that both he and his wife will soon be made immortal and then soon after that will ascend into heaven.  Can you imagine the hell Weinlands wife is going through right now. Does she really believe her husbands utterances, does she dare question him?  If she believes, imagine what is going through her mind that the world will be engulfed in nuclear war in less than 48 hours?  What does she think about her friends and neighbors that will die horrible deaths?

Sadly, what we are about to see is Ron Weanland start making excuses Monday morning as to why God delayed the endtimes.  Excuses will abound.  It will all become "spiritual" instead of reality.

“After three and one-half days [prophetic 3 ½ years] the Spirit of life from God entered into them [not physical life, but spirit life as the two witnesses are changed from mortal to immortal at Christ’s return], and they stood upon their feet [were made to “stand” in God—in His truth—in the sight of others once God shows all the scattered body irrefutable proof of their “standing” with Him through this resurrection] and great fear fell upon them who saw them” (Rev. 11:11). This is not talking about the world, but it is talking about the scattered Jerusalem who is struck with fear when they are brought face to face with this reality and truth of the resurrection of God’s two witnesses to immortal life as part of the 144,000.

“And they [God’s two witnesses] heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, ‘Come up here.’ And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud, and their enemies beheld them” (Rev. 11:12). These two witnesses are not received by the scattered body as being brothers spiritually, nor as sent from God, but spiritually they are received as enemies to their belief and understanding of God’s will.

Then he goes on to make this absurd prediction:

This describes a scattered Church that God awakens through the reality of what they must now face. A nuclear war has erupted and Jesus Christ is returning in the atmosphere of this earth. God’s two witnesses are changed from mortal to immortal. Then 7,000 “named” (literally named by God and not random) individuals die, which includes first and foremost the ministry and other leading and well known people in the scattered groups. It also includes those who push themselves forward as “teachers” or individuals who are in the “know” about matters in God’s Church, especially in their attacks against God’s witnesses.

7,000 ministers and members who have rejected Weinerdude and his wife will die.  I guess I had better get my funeral plans in order.  Idiot!  Bring it on, fool!


dewdrop said...

I wonder if his adherents realise it is a waste of time sending him their hard earned money as he won't be around to need it?

Anonymous said...

God works in mysterious ways. So mysterious in fact, that it always seems as though he hasn't done anything at all. I am sure the second coming of jesus christ will be equally mysterious.

Anonymous said...

Sweet Jesus, I love apocalypses. They're so dramatic. It always makes for a great movie or video game. I think, deep down, Jesus secretly likes them too. I know Ron Weinland does. I hope the day of the lord has zombies. I love zombie movies.

Douglas Becker said...

Of boredom.

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

Hospital PA announcer: Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard to the Emergency Room!
Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard to the Emergency Room!
The patient Ron Weinland has been prepared for his lobotomy.

Curley: Hey Moe/Hey, Larry this chisel will come in handy –nyuk, nyuk nyuk!